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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #1225 on: December 10, 2015, 12:57:59 PM »
What if one of them is the puni disgusting lunch guy and the ENTIRE company has to smell it  :sdeek:
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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #1226 on: December 10, 2015, 01:32:19 PM »
Maybe now would be a good time for a spin-off thread called "Slightly Depressing Things at Your Office".

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #1227 on: December 10, 2015, 01:45:49 PM »
There is a training program at my work that is mandatory for people to attend as part of the new hiring process, it involves visiting several sites during business hours.  The time missed is reported to HR for record keeping.

Some guy had been submitting at his work site that he was going to these training sessions on Friday afternoons and heading off for a long weekend.
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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #1228 on: December 10, 2015, 02:01:02 PM »

There is a training program at my work that is mandatory for people to attend as part of the new hiring process, it involves visiting several sites during business hours.  The time missed is reported to HR for record keeping.

Some guy had been submitting at his work site that he was going to these training sessions on Friday afternoons and heading off for a long weekend.
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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #1229 on: December 10, 2015, 02:04:33 PM »

There is a training program at my work that is mandatory for people to attend as part of the new hiring process, it involves visiting several sites during business hours.  The time missed is reported to HR for record keeping.

Some guy had been submitting at his work site that he was going to these training sessions on Friday afternoons and heading off for a long weekend.
fired?


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I will report back!
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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #1230 on: December 10, 2015, 03:10:48 PM »
This is fascinating. Thanks for sharing michigancat.
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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #1231 on: December 10, 2015, 03:38:04 PM »
have the dogs made it in for work yet?   :dubious:
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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #1232 on: December 10, 2015, 03:47:45 PM »
have the dogs made it in for work yet?   :dubious:
Owner is in a conference room so he tied it to a table in the common room. :frown:

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #1233 on: December 10, 2015, 03:49:48 PM »
Dew claws.  :sdeek:

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #1234 on: December 10, 2015, 03:52:30 PM »
Would try one of those office chairs out.

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #1235 on: December 10, 2015, 03:55:59 PM »
you should let that dog loose.  he does not look happy to be tied up.
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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #1236 on: December 10, 2015, 03:57:08 PM »
you should let that dog loose.  he does not look happy to be tied up.

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #1237 on: December 10, 2015, 03:58:35 PM »
feed it a laxative and use his papers to clean it up and put it in his laptop bag

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #1238 on: December 10, 2015, 04:04:07 PM »
Smear some peanut butter on some of the guy's paperwork so the dog will eat it. Then laugh as he tells the boss that his dog ate his papers. :lol:

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #1239 on: December 10, 2015, 04:04:15 PM »
She's barking now and everyone is trying to tell her to be quiet and the owner came out. Another company told us they were going to get on a call. Turns out the owner didn't tie her to the leg, he just abandoned her and someone else tied her up because she was running around and digging through trash.

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #1240 on: December 10, 2015, 04:13:21 PM »
sounds like child abuse.
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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #1241 on: December 10, 2015, 04:14:27 PM »
This is a chowder keg.

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #1242 on: December 10, 2015, 04:24:16 PM »
sounds like child abuse.

it's a dog

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #1243 on: December 10, 2015, 04:38:36 PM »
it's a dog

a dog whose father is abusing it (while coworkers watch in bemused apathy).
we understand it better now that the american century is over and some of us sound more and more like serbs.

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #1244 on: December 10, 2015, 04:39:47 PM »
it's a dog

a dog whose father is abusing it (while coworkers watch in bemused apathy).
It's more of a slave/master situation.

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #1245 on: December 10, 2015, 04:40:41 PM »
shocking.
we understand it better now that the american century is over and some of us sound more and more like serbs.

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #1246 on: December 10, 2015, 05:14:34 PM »
Just was two floors down and the dog was loose and getting mounted by a labradoodle (of course no owner in sight).

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #1247 on: December 10, 2015, 05:16:23 PM »
Smear some peanut butter on some of the guy's paperwork so the dog will eat it. Then laugh as he tells the boss that his dog ate his papers. :lol:

Smear peanut butter to the under side of all the desks.

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #1248 on: December 10, 2015, 05:28:29 PM »
Just was two floors down and the dog was loose and getting mounted by a labradoodle (of course no owner in sight).

this all seems wasted on you.
we understand it better now that the american century is over and some of us sound more and more like serbs.

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #1249 on: December 11, 2015, 08:46:36 AM »
a dog just took a crap in our office  :lol:
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