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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #1150 on: December 09, 2015, 07:02:51 PM »
Oh and one of the owners was complaining about the new rules about not letting their dogs run free.

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #1151 on: December 09, 2015, 07:11:36 PM »
the west coast is a very interesting place

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #1152 on: December 09, 2015, 07:22:41 PM »
cardboard is great for dogs to destroy.  i guess i don't understand what you're complaining about.
we understand it better now that the american century is over and some of us sound more and more like serbs.

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #1153 on: December 09, 2015, 07:32:25 PM »
cardboard is great for dogs to destroy.  i guess i don't understand what you're complaining about.
Lots of chemicals to ingest, plus the mess

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #1154 on: December 09, 2015, 07:35:09 PM »
now you're a veterinarian all of a sudden.   :jerk:
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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #1155 on: December 09, 2015, 07:36:57 PM »
now you're a veterinarian all of a sudden.   :jerk:
I'm just getting information from a California dad (not dog owner) worried about chemicals in everyday objects (cardboard).

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #1156 on: December 09, 2015, 07:37:53 PM »
californians are idiots, michigancat.
we understand it better now that the american century is over and some of us sound more and more like serbs.

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #1157 on: December 09, 2015, 07:40:25 PM »
i go back and forth on the michigancat work dog hijinx. half the time i think it's hilarity that would add to a work day and i'd just smdh at the absurdity of it all and half of the time i think it'd be kind of annoying.

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #1158 on: December 09, 2015, 07:40:51 PM »
Leave some grapes and chocolate laying around the office.

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #1159 on: December 09, 2015, 07:45:30 PM »
that will just cause liquid poops
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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #1160 on: December 09, 2015, 08:15:24 PM »
i go back and forth on the michigancat work dog hijinx. half the time i think it's hilarity that would add to a work day and i'd just smdh at the absurdity of it all and half of the time i think it'd be kind of annoying.
It's a definite mix. It's less funny when they are locked in my office directly behind my desk and the owners are awol. When the dogs are taking dumps on the other side of the building or digging in another company's trash while they're on the phone, it's pretty hilarious.

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #1161 on: December 09, 2015, 08:18:42 PM »
Leave some grapes and chocolate laying around the office.
Whenever I leave the office and the owners aren't in there with them, I'm tempted to just set them free to run around all day and piss wherever they want in the common area. It shouldn't be my job to confine them. But everyone else seems to think it is their job to keep them confined so I would look like a jerk if I deliberately let them free.

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #1162 on: December 09, 2015, 08:21:49 PM »
they were born free, michigancat.
we understand it better now that the american century is over and some of us sound more and more like serbs.

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #1163 on: December 09, 2015, 08:22:30 PM »
 :surprised:
Where did you get that overnight bag?

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #1164 on: December 09, 2015, 08:22:49 PM »
I know you already described the office situation but when you say they are in the office with you unsupervised, are they in like a 15 x 15 room with just you or do you mean they are in the office area of your whole company?

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #1165 on: December 09, 2015, 08:32:05 PM »
I know you already described the office situation but when you say they are in the office with you unsupervised, are they in like a 15 x 15 room with just you or do you mean they are in the office area of your whole company?

honestly mcat, we're all going to need video of your office situ before any of us can give an honest opinion.

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #1166 on: December 09, 2015, 08:34:49 PM »
i think we can make pretty accurate assumptions based on what we know about michigancat and what we know about dogs.
we understand it better now that the american century is over and some of us sound more and more like serbs.

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #1167 on: December 09, 2015, 08:38:41 PM »
I work at the owners house. We office in his basement.  He has a dog and 4 cats and the entire basement, except my office, smells like you would think a room that has four cats in it would smell. 

Some animal interaction in the office is great, but once the line is crossed it's super unproductive and sets ppl on edge, both are opposite of what employers want out of it.

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #1168 on: December 09, 2015, 08:38:45 PM »

I know you already described the office situation but when you say they are in the office with you unsupervised, are they in like a 15 x 15 room with just you

I will draw a map and maybe take photos tomorrow, but you are pretty much accurate. it's just the 15x15 room seats 6 and opens to a shared common space. Very crowded.
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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #1169 on: December 09, 2015, 08:40:15 PM »
I work at the owners house. We office in his basement.  He has a dog and 4 cats and the entire basement, except my office, smells like you would think a room that has four cats in it would smell. 

Some animal interaction in the office is great, but once the line is crossed it's super unproductive and sets ppl on edge, both are opposite of what employers want out of it.

if you are working in some guys basement i'm not sure the pets should be a huge issue.

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #1170 on: December 09, 2015, 08:42:37 PM »
It's tenant finished as an office.  I am not working next to the water heater and furnace or anything.

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #1171 on: December 09, 2015, 08:44:58 PM »
It's tenant finished as an office.  I am not working next to the water heater and furnace or anything.

still seems weird. how has this not come up before?

"hey cns, i'm going to go upstairs and do some dishes and then take a quick shower. can you follow up with tim on the johnson account? thanks bud."

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #1172 on: December 09, 2015, 08:46:32 PM »
Christmas party this Saturday, guys! :party:

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #1173 on: December 09, 2015, 08:47:04 PM »
i mean living/working in someones basement is like a requirement or something here right

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #1174 on: December 09, 2015, 08:52:15 PM »
It's tenant finished as an office.  I am not working next to the water heater and furnace or anything.

still seems weird. how has this not come up before?

"hey cns, i'm going to go upstairs and do some dishes and then take a quick shower. can you follow up with tim on the johnson account? thanks bud."
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Pretty good separation.  I mean, no dishes during work is something you establish early.  Also, separate entrances, etc.  It's pretty great, though.  The kitchen, grill, etc is all a set of stairs away.  It's like working from home, after a while.