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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #1050 on: November 18, 2015, 11:05:37 AM »
There's a shop dog too, just goes around to people all day getting a head scratch and moving on to the next person, but basically outside all the time
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« Reply #1051 on: November 18, 2015, 11:47:54 AM »
Also, I found out today that apparently the dog has been doing this regularly and the owner has no idea (because he just ignores the dog most of the time.) I also learned that when he moved from the east coast to the west coast, he had a psychiatrist friend write him a note that the dog was a mental support service dog so it could go on the plane. Like, he just brings the dog into restaurants now and says it's a service dog. And of course since it's not trained as a service dog it goes and smells other peoples' food and stuff. Great to watch.

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #1052 on: November 18, 2015, 11:49:42 AM »
it sounds to me like maybe this dog is fine and michigancat is slandering it on this message board because he knows we don't know the dog personally and thinks he can get away with it.
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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #1053 on: November 18, 2015, 11:54:45 AM »
I like the dog, she's very sweet. But she's also gross and doesn't belong in restaurants. And has a bad owner.

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« Reply #1054 on: November 18, 2015, 12:02:21 PM »
i'm just trying to figure out the truth, michigancat.
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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #1055 on: November 18, 2015, 12:06:41 PM »
I need a note
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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #1056 on: November 18, 2015, 12:13:12 PM »
well as many of you know, i work on my family's sorghum ranch.  the other day i was eating lunch with my gramps, age: 91, and some of the ranch hands (gramps calls them "Howdy Doodies").  we were all finishing up some of mom's homemade enchiladas.  they are the Howdy Doodies favorite thing that mom makes. this time though, gramps bit down into a chicken bone that had snuck it's way into mom's enchiladas and hurt his mouth.  anyway, as we're taking the plates to the well to rinse them, gramps says, "time to go harvest some more Sore Gums".

my God, me and the Howdy Doodies haven't laughed that hard all season. 

also there are tons of dogs on the ranch, gramps calls them "devil tornadoes". 


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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #1057 on: November 18, 2015, 01:16:23 PM »
Dog pro-tip:  if your particular municipality requires that you register your dog, and thus pay a registration fee, you can pay some money on some website and get your dog to be certified as a service dog thereby eliminating that annual fee, which will save you money.

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #1058 on: November 18, 2015, 01:18:26 PM »
That seems dishonest
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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #1059 on: November 18, 2015, 01:21:44 PM »
It is dishonest.

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« Reply #1060 on: November 18, 2015, 01:26:04 PM »
i just don't register my dogs.  it's not like jackbooted thugs come searching the house.


i've definitely thought about getting some sort of service or therapy certification though, for travel.
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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #1061 on: November 18, 2015, 01:31:20 PM »
I hadn't been registering my dogs, either, but somehow I got busted.  They're too old to do the service dog thing but I will with the next one.  I have a problem with paying a tax for which I receive no service. 

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« Reply #1062 on: November 18, 2015, 01:36:01 PM »
I hadn't been registering my dogs, either, but somehow I got busted.

my god, that would make me so angry.  if someone turned you in, i hope you find out who it is and then have the satisfaction of having them die.
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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #1063 on: November 18, 2015, 01:36:41 PM »
What do the registration fees pay for
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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #1064 on: November 18, 2015, 01:37:34 PM »
What do the registration fees pay for

jackbooted thugs to scour the city looking for lost dogs to kill and citizens to harass about leash laws.
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« Reply #1065 on: November 18, 2015, 01:38:25 PM »
or maybe just into general city or county funds.  i have no idea.
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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #1066 on: November 18, 2015, 01:48:51 PM »
What do the registration fees pay for

jackbooted thugs to scour the city looking for lost dogs to kill and citizens to harass about leash laws.

It's this one.

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« Reply #1067 on: November 18, 2015, 01:51:49 PM »
I hadn't been registering my dogs, either, but somehow I got busted.

my god, that would make me so angry.  if someone turned you in, i hope you find out who it is and then have the satisfaction of having them die.

I was very angry.  Not really at the city or the fee or whatever, just that one of my neighbors was too chicken crap to come talk to me.  Also, what pissed me off second most, was that they said I had two dalmatians.  Which they very rough ridin' obviously are not.  Third most pissed me off, is that they think I would be stupid enough to have not one but two rough ridin' dalmatians.   Really the fee was like a distant ninth thing that pissed me off.

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« Reply #1068 on: November 18, 2015, 02:01:34 PM »
people are the worst.  what complete and giant assholes.
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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #1069 on: November 18, 2015, 02:06:44 PM »
manhattan does this too but i forget to do it. i dont care about the small fee, just doing anything like that is huge hassel that i must passively resist

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #1070 on: November 18, 2015, 02:22:52 PM »
I did not register my pup in mhk #scofflaw
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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #1071 on: November 18, 2015, 02:27:38 PM »
You know what it was that got me busted?  Coyote poop.  A coyote pooped in my neighbor's yard and they submitted an online complaint because they thought it was my dogs.

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #1072 on: November 18, 2015, 02:27:40 PM »
So this dog owner brought his dog to work but forgot his computer. It's lunchtime, and the dog us barking and wanting to run and piss all over the place. So guess who's taking it to the rough ridin' park? She's lucky it's a nice day.

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« Reply #1073 on: November 18, 2015, 02:42:06 PM »
So this dog owner brought his dog to work but forgot his computer. It's lunchtime, and the dog us barking and wanting to run and piss all over the place. So guess who's taking it to the rough ridin' park? She's lucky it's a nice day.

got back from the walk, owner was back in the office. "Oh, I didn't even know she was gone!" he says. :blank:

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #1074 on: November 18, 2015, 02:43:24 PM »
pic of the pup please
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