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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #675 on: March 27, 2015, 07:07:27 PM »
We could probably use the Bobs, although we do have like thousands of employees.

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #676 on: March 27, 2015, 08:21:46 PM »
We could probably use the Bobs, although we do have like thousands of employees.

Corporate America is quite entertaining.

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #677 on: March 27, 2015, 08:39:23 PM »
A 7 year old boy wiped crap on the front of my desk.  :thumbsup:

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #678 on: March 27, 2015, 08:51:46 PM »
Rusty you totally silverbacked that guy.

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #679 on: March 27, 2015, 10:38:46 PM »
I dialed into a call just today and heard this for the first time ever:

https://youtu.be/zh9h4KZpnJU

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #680 on: March 27, 2015, 10:46:07 PM »
I dialed into a call just today and heard this for the first time ever:

https://youtu.be/zh9h4KZpnJU
I wonder what kind of royalties that guy gets

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #681 on: March 27, 2015, 10:52:14 PM »
I dialed into a call just today and heard this for the first time ever:

https://youtu.be/zh9h4KZpnJU
I wonder what kind of royalties that guy gets

It seems like he wrote it as part of his job at uberconference. So, he gets nothing, I guess.

http://blog.alexcornell.com/rethinking-hold-music

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #682 on: March 27, 2015, 10:56:26 PM »
I dialed into a call just today and heard this for the first time ever:

https://youtu.be/zh9h4KZpnJU
I wonder what kind of royalties that guy gets

It seems like he wrote it as part of his job at uberconference. So, he gets nothing, I guess.

http://blog.alexcornell.com/rethinking-hold-music

wow

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #683 on: May 15, 2015, 03:19:34 PM »
Serious, unironic discussion right now of a rumored double rainbow sighting.

"I heard there was a double rainbow this morning."
"Did you see it?"
"No. Tom said he did."
"I thought I saw something that might have been a double rainbow."

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #684 on: May 15, 2015, 06:39:27 PM »
I dialed into a call just today and heard this for the first time ever:

https://youtu.be/zh9h4KZpnJU

That's one of the worst things in the whole world.

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #685 on: May 15, 2015, 07:15:47 PM »
So the power went out today and the toilets are all automatic flushers.  There is a button you can push on it to flush but it won't auto flush with no electricity.  So one of the secretaries is pooping when the power goes out and then refuses to leave the bathroom with the turd floating in the single room bathroom and instead cracks the door open and starts asking for advice about what to do from the adjacent offices.  One idea submitted was for her to fill up a trash can with water and try to "force flush it."  I helpfully explained that wouldn't work and asked if she had hit the button.  I feel bad for the humiliated old ass secretary, but boy oh boy the other secretaries were either trolling or completely unhelpful. 

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #686 on: May 15, 2015, 07:39:38 PM »
who poops without a cell in 2015?  what a dumbass

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #687 on: May 15, 2015, 07:46:45 PM »
old people smdh

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #688 on: May 15, 2015, 07:49:36 PM »
pushing the button sounds easier and cleaner, but the trashcan full of water should work too.  why wouldn't it work, kk?
we understand it better now that the american century is over and some of us sound more and more like serbs.

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #689 on: May 15, 2015, 11:12:05 PM »
pushing the button sounds easier and cleaner, but the trashcan full of water should work too.  why wouldn't it work, kk?

Because the water will overflow?
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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #690 on: May 15, 2015, 11:22:56 PM »
lpiq :rofl:

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #691 on: May 15, 2015, 11:24:03 PM »
a hundred little cups?  yeah.  but not a big trash can full at once

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #692 on: May 15, 2015, 11:38:06 PM »
Because the water will overflow?

get a bucket and your kid and go teach him how toilets work.
we understand it better now that the american century is over and some of us sound more and more like serbs.

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #693 on: May 15, 2015, 11:45:08 PM »
sometimes these things just don't work out, kat kid

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #694 on: May 18, 2015, 01:22:48 AM »
How is telling everyone in the office, from the bathroom, that you need advice on how to flush your turd down, less embarrassing than leaving a turd there?

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #695 on: May 18, 2015, 09:07:17 AM »
How is telling everyone in the office, from the bathroom, that you need advice on how to flush your turd down, less embarrassing than leaving a turd there?

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #696 on: May 18, 2015, 09:18:38 AM »
Maybe the hilarious thing was me and my (mis)understanding of toliets? 
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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #697 on: May 18, 2015, 01:51:34 PM »
Maybe the hilarious thing was me and my (mis)understanding of toliets?


Sounds like it belongs in the Shame thread.

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #698 on: May 27, 2015, 10:42:15 AM »
Have to drop a deuce at work. All is going well. I'm checking tweets,  :lol: at Vines, etc. when someone walks in. Ugh, party over. It's boss (talks to himself, can hear his voice). Boss sits down at stall right next to mine. I'm frantically cutting my deuce aka relaxation time short. Here's the kicker. As boss lets out disgusting slimy fart/crap he takes LARGE inhale followed by an "ahhhh."

No one can see me, but I'm visibly shaken. I quickly get sorted and get out of there as fast as I can.

Not really hilarious. WTF?
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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #699 on: May 27, 2015, 03:57:06 PM »
How is telling everyone in the office, from the bathroom, that you need advice on how to flush your turd down, less embarrassing than leaving a turd there?

Ninja poop, she should have "never" been there.  Secretary used poor strategy.  It's not your poop if you don't own up to it.