Author Topic: Hilarious Things At Your Office (Read 278739 times)

Institutional Control · « **Reply #650 on:** January 27, 2015, 11:42:03 AM »

Found in the parking lot by a co-worker.

Not really hilarious.

pissclams · « **Reply #651 on:** January 27, 2015, 12:38:14 PM »

well, the fact that they do have a hotline kinda is.

"earl, get over here- we have to burn this cross and we have to burn it quick, now i said get over here!"

TheCatFanSpeaks · « **Reply #652 on:** January 27, 2015, 02:02:20 PM »

that url. lol.

_33 · « **Reply #653 on:** January 28, 2015, 09:39:56 AM »

Some people at my office thought this was hilarious, but not me. We did a "team building" thing recently and part of it was doing a personality test; the one where you get the 4-letter personality code thing. Well, I had the same 4-letters as the office weird guy that everyone is weirded out by.

puniraptor · « **Reply #654 on:** January 28, 2015, 09:50:39 AM »

Quote from: _33 on January 28, 2015, 09:39:56 AM

Some people at my office thought this was hilarious, but not me. We did a "team building" thing recently and part of it was doing a personality test; the one where you get the 4-letter personality code thing. Well, I had the same 4-letters as the office weird guy that everyone is weirded out by.

CopperBowl · « **Reply #655 on:** January 28, 2015, 10:04:14 AM »

Quote from: puniraptor on January 28, 2015, 09:50:39 AM

Quote from: _33 on January 28, 2015, 09:39:56 AM
Some people at my office thought this was hilarious, but not me. We did a "team building" thing recently and part of it was doing a personality test; the one where you get the 4-letter personality code thing. Well, I had the same 4-letters as the office weird guy that everyone is weirded out by.

What a bunch of DICS

Pete · « **Reply #656 on:** January 30, 2015, 07:26:25 PM »

Quote from: _33 on January 28, 2015, 09:39:56 AM

Some people at my office thought this was hilarious, but not me. We did a "team building" thing recently and part of it was doing a personality test; the one where you get the 4-letter personality code thing. Well, I had the same 4-letters as the office weird guy that everyone is weirded out by.

TELL US YOUR MEYERS-BRIGGS TYPE!!!!

Stevesie60 · « **Reply #657 on:** January 31, 2015, 06:26:56 PM »

Quote from: Pete on January 30, 2015, 07:26:25 PM

Quote from: _33 on January 28, 2015, 09:39:56 AM
Some people at my office thought this was hilarious, but not me. We did a "team building" thing recently and part of it was doing a personality test; the one where you get the 4-letter personality code thing. Well, I had the same 4-letters as the office weird guy that everyone is weirded out by.

TELL US YOUR MEYERS-BRIGGS TYPE!!!!

Oooohhh, this could be a fun thread.

Dr Rick Daris · « **Reply #658 on:** January 31, 2015, 08:32:07 PM »

jmlynch1 · « **Reply #659 on:** January 31, 2015, 10:25:42 PM »

Quote from: Rick RowdyBoyy Daris on January 31, 2015, 08:32:07 PM

intp

INFJ but ambivalently ENFJ

420seriouscat69 · « **Reply #660 on:** February 11, 2015, 01:11:26 PM »

So today, a coworker who no one really likes because she is a "know it all" and never stops talking, came to my cube to talk about a matter. I'm pretty point blake and told her my thoughts on the matter, which was actually in her favor. However, she found the need to blabber on 10 minutes more, after I had made the decision for her, just to remind me her thoughts on the issue. I mean, it didn't stop and I just gave her this student. Why were we still talking about it?

Anyways, My sweet coworker (mid 50's, church goer, etc.) does one of the most uncharacteristic, but awesome things for me. She called my cell phone (Where finally my coworker walked away) and said: "Hey! I'm your dr.s appt reminder. I could tell you were over talking to her. You're welcome!".

XocolateThundarr · « **Reply #661 on:** February 11, 2015, 01:16:55 PM »

Quote from: WackyCat08 on February 11, 2015, 01:11:26 PM

So today, a coworker who no one really likes because she is a "know it all" and never stops talking, came to my cube to talk about a matter. I'm pretty point blake and told her my thoughts on the matter, which was actually in her favor. However, she found the need to blabber on 10 minutes more, after I had made the decision for her, just to remind me her thoughts on the issue. I mean, it didn't stop and I just gave her this student. Why were we still talking about it?

Anyways, My sweet coworker (mid 50's, church goer, etc.) does one of the most uncharacteristic, but awesome things for me. She called my cell phone (Where finally my coworker walked away) and said: "Hey! I'm your dr.s appt reminder. I could tell you were over talking to her. You're welcome!".

meow meow · « **Reply #662 on:** February 11, 2015, 01:46:04 PM »

Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office

Muldoon · « **Reply #663 on:** February 12, 2015, 09:05:56 PM »

From time to time there is a strong smell of Christmas tree that floats over the cubicle wall. Turns out the old dude a couple cubes down sprays it whenever he farts.

The Big Train · « **Reply #664 on:** February 12, 2015, 09:08:56 PM »

this was really good until the last 5 words

puniraptor · « **Reply #665 on:** March 04, 2015, 03:57:52 PM »

just started AND ended an email with "thanks". haah!

star seed 7 · « **Reply #666 on:** March 14, 2015, 10:50:40 PM »

this week, a coworker invited me to watch him do an mma fight at the mhk hilton on the 20th (i think was the date)

SdK · « **Reply #667 on:** March 15, 2015, 10:52:00 AM »

Quote from: libliblibliblibliblib on March 14, 2015, 10:50:40 PM

this week, a coworker invited me to watch him do an mma fight at the mhk hilton on the 20th (i think was the date)

Your guy should fight my guy.

michigancat · « **Reply #668 on:** March 27, 2015, 06:03:45 PM »

Not hilarious, but amusing story that happened today:

I was on a conference call with a lot of people I didn't know today, I chimed in and this guy was being pretty belligerent and questioning me like I didn't have any idea what I was talking about. I in turn got pretty belligerent and used lots of facts to show that THEY didn't know what they were talking about. It was a lot of fun, really.

Since I didn't know who I was arguing with, I asked who it was after the meeting. Turns out I got into a shouting match with someone at my boss's boss's boss's level.

wetwillie · « **Reply #669 on:** March 27, 2015, 06:05:16 PM »

How many layers of management does your company have?

michigancat · « **Reply #670 on:** March 27, 2015, 06:09:53 PM »

Quote from: wetwillie on March 27, 2015, 06:05:16 PM

How many layers of management does your company have?

Tons. There's like three below me and five above.

puniraptor · « **Reply #671 on:** March 27, 2015, 06:30:29 PM »

Power respek power

420seriouscat69 · « **Reply #672 on:** March 27, 2015, 06:32:36 PM »

STUD!

The Big Train · « **Reply #673 on:** March 27, 2015, 06:35:44 PM »

that wasnt very hilarious mich, seems like it should have gone here instead http://goEMAW.com/forum/index.php?topic=26706.0

brandochav · « **Reply #674 on:** March 27, 2015, 06:49:07 PM »

Quote from: michigancat on March 27, 2015, 06:09:53 PM

Quote from: wetwillie on March 27, 2015, 06:05:16 PM
How many layers of management does your company have?
Tons. There's like three below me and five above.

Sounds like your company is in need of the Bobs.

Author Topic: Hilarious Things At Your Office (Read 278739 times)

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