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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #550 on: November 03, 2014, 08:26:34 PM »
so the guy who sits next to me very nonchalantly says "huh, there's a naked dude on the phone in that apartment over there."  We all had a good laugh about this guy who prolly got more work stuff done on that phone convo than most of our office.   I think the attached pic is too blurry to be nsfw.

Apparently at that same apartment a few years back, a different tenant lived there.  With his woman-friend. On a Wednesday afternoon, she was [family-blog]ing him a [family-blog] at that same window.

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« Reply #551 on: November 03, 2014, 08:30:50 PM »

His ass looks fabulous.  Probably all that biking.


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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #552 on: November 05, 2014, 08:40:57 AM »
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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #553 on: November 18, 2014, 10:43:37 AM »
Two guys roughly in their 60's are in the cubical across from me, discussing the finer points of the south park classic "Cartman's Mom is a bitch"

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #554 on: November 18, 2014, 02:47:28 PM »
This for real email we received.  :love:

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #555 on: November 18, 2014, 03:31:43 PM »
I find office speedworkers hilarious. Also terrifying. What If I'm just walking around a corner with a fresh cup of joe, and all of a sudden get trucksticked by a speedwalker?

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #556 on: November 18, 2014, 03:35:48 PM »
I'm a huge speedwalker at work. I like to look busy and also get back to my desk to BBS ASAP!

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #557 on: November 18, 2014, 03:38:32 PM »
I'm a huge speedwalker at work. I like to look busy and also get back to my desk to BBS ASAP!

I walk briskly at work as well. I'm talking about the people who take like 15 minutes every 2 hours to powerwalk laps around the building for exercise.

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« Reply #558 on: November 18, 2014, 03:40:13 PM »
I'm a big fan of walking fast, but this practice ethically requires that you are also very aware of your surroundings and cognizant of blind corners/footpath intersections.

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #559 on: November 18, 2014, 03:41:40 PM »
True! Sometimes I catch myself saying: "CORNER!" like in the restaurant biz. Also, that's weird that ppl are trying to exercise at work. #weirdos

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« Reply #560 on: November 18, 2014, 03:47:59 PM »
Also, that's weird that ppl are trying to exercise at work. #weirdos

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #561 on: November 18, 2014, 03:48:40 PM »
Also, that's weird that ppl are trying to exercise at work. #weirdos

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #562 on: November 18, 2014, 03:48:53 PM »
Just realized the website in WC08's avi turns into a hyperlink on my work computer.  :lol:

This could spell trouble if my computer is lagging some day and I make a misplaced click  :Wha:

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« Reply #563 on: November 18, 2014, 03:51:33 PM »
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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #564 on: November 18, 2014, 04:48:05 PM »
Just realized the website in WC08's avi turns into a hyperlink on my work computer.  :lol:

This could spell trouble if my computer is lagging some day and I make a misplaced click  :Wha:

Hey everybody! Get in here and laugh at this guy for not knowing the difference between an avatar and a signature! :lol:

It does it for me too, tho  :ohno:

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #565 on: November 18, 2014, 04:48:51 PM »
You knew what I meant  :curse:

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #566 on: November 18, 2014, 04:50:16 PM »
Sorry guys.  :blush:

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #567 on: November 18, 2014, 05:59:13 PM »
I'm an administrator for my company's CRM system. Anyway, I got a call today about parts of a persons screen turning purple. I had them send me a screenshot. The things that turned purple were links they had clicked on.... :lol:
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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #568 on: November 18, 2014, 06:25:43 PM »
This person in my office is doing a "pay it forward" thing.  So today they posted $1.00 on the pop machine at work that costs $1.50.  Was pretty funny to me.
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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #569 on: November 19, 2014, 08:19:31 AM »
my boss, previous roomate of CALL ME WALLACE, said that Angel got lucky hitting the game winner and would've never worked in Weber's system. 
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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #570 on: November 19, 2014, 11:46:01 AM »
my boss, previous roomate of CALL ME WALLACE, said that Angel got lucky hitting the game winner and would've never worked in Weber's system. 

I would have responded with, "Well, that is just inaccurate.".

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« Reply #571 on: November 19, 2014, 12:08:05 PM »
my boss, previous roomate of CALL ME WALLACE, said that Angel got lucky hitting the game winner and would've never worked in Weber's system. 

I would have responded with, "Well, that is just inaccurate.".

I've got to be better, you're right Thundarr.
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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #572 on: November 19, 2014, 12:23:26 PM »
my boss, previous roomate of CALL ME WALLACE, said that Angel got lucky hitting the game winner and would've never worked in Weber's system. 

I would have responded with, "Well, that is just inaccurate.".

I've got to be better, you're right Thundarr.

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #573 on: November 19, 2014, 12:56:22 PM »
in a meeting today a guy tried to make a B2tF time travel joke and said "I dont have a dorian"

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #574 on: November 19, 2014, 03:16:37 PM »
I just recently made such a joke, but got it right.  It was about a guy that wanted his time served credit adjusted, but now he's already out. 
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