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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #525 on: September 02, 2014, 09:17:34 AM »
well, got that mouse.

but we had a four day weekend, and this mouse probably killed itself on thursday afternoon, so now my office smells like death stench 

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #526 on: September 02, 2014, 01:02:57 PM »
They recycled a birthday balloon that they gave to my boss a week ago to me today.  :lol: Eff me!  :lol:

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #527 on: September 02, 2014, 01:12:28 PM »
They recycled a birthday balloon that they gave to my boss a week ago to me today.  :lol: Eff me!  :lol:
Sounds made up...no birthday thread for you.

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #528 on: September 02, 2014, 01:15:25 PM »
They recycled a birthday balloon that they gave to my boss a week ago to me today.  :lol: Eff me!  :lol:
Sounds made up...no birthday thread for you.
It's not!  :lol: :D

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #529 on: September 02, 2014, 01:19:01 PM »
well, got that mouse.

but we had a four day weekend, and this mouse probably killed itself on thursday afternoon, so now my office smells like death stench 

:barf:

I kind of doubt you only had 1 mouse. You probably still have the infestation problem, plus the stink on top of it now.

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #530 on: September 02, 2014, 01:20:32 PM »
well, got that mouse.

but we had a four day weekend, and this mouse probably killed itself on thursday afternoon, so now my office smells like death stench 

:barf:

I kind of doubt you only had 1 mouse. You probably still have the infestation problem, plus the stink on top of it now.

i drenched the surroundings with simple green and set a new trap. i will not become complacent.

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #531 on: September 02, 2014, 02:31:56 PM »
well, got that mouse.

but we had a four day weekend, and this mouse probably killed itself on thursday afternoon, so now my office smells like death stench 

:barf:

I kind of doubt you only had 1 mouse. You probably still have the infestation problem, plus the stink on top of it now.

i drenched the surroundings with simple green and set a new trap. i will not become complacent.

Your office has an uhhhhh "unique" view of what is hilarious.
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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #532 on: September 02, 2014, 09:55:53 PM »
Two female co-workers were going to workout but they only had an hour before their carpool was leaving, so they came in my office to talk and eat some leftover birthday cake before they squeezed an hour workout in to 15 minutes while the carpool buddies milled around outside their "rally point" near my office door.

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #533 on: September 03, 2014, 09:13:31 PM »
Two female co-workers were going to workout but they only had an hour before their carpool was leaving, so they came in my office to talk and eat some leftover birthday cake before they squeezed an hour workout in to 15 minutes while the carpool buddies milled around outside their "rally point" near my office door.

Sounds made up....no birthday thread for you.

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #534 on: October 30, 2014, 08:45:46 AM »



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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #535 on: October 30, 2014, 09:14:20 AM »
a true company man

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #536 on: October 30, 2014, 09:17:54 AM »
Two nights in a row someone has taken a huge dump and intentionally blocked the motion sensor for the flush.  I suspect it's the IT guy we are laying off tomorrow but I'm not sure.

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #537 on: October 30, 2014, 09:21:26 AM »
IT guy is pushing hard for his own office

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #538 on: October 30, 2014, 09:21:38 AM »
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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #539 on: October 30, 2014, 09:35:51 AM »
That's disgusting. It nerds are disgusting
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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #540 on: October 30, 2014, 09:36:06 AM »
Two nights in a row someone has taken a huge dump and intentionally blocked the motion sensor for the flush.  I suspect it's the IT guy we are laying off tomorrow but I'm not sure.

sounds like a data dump

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #541 on: October 30, 2014, 09:36:52 AM »
That's disgusting. It nerds are disgusting

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #542 on: October 30, 2014, 10:33:44 AM »



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My french canadian coworker wears that every day. (Not w/ our company logo, of course)

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #543 on: October 30, 2014, 10:38:07 AM »
Also, I work with a bunch of dweebs that come in at like 7:15 and I usually come in at 8-8:30.

If I ever come in early they make a comment or look at their watch and I don't like it. :don'tcare:

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #544 on: October 30, 2014, 11:17:03 AM »
I am going home sick today.  (will also post justification in the sick thread)

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #545 on: October 30, 2014, 11:34:16 AM »
I am going home sick today.  (will also post justification in the sick thread)
Hilarious.
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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #546 on: October 30, 2014, 12:47:37 PM »

I am going home sick today.  (will also post justification in the sick thread)
Hilarious.

You said it.

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #547 on: October 30, 2014, 12:51:38 PM »



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My french canadian coworker wears that every day. (Not w/ our company logo, of course)

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #548 on: October 30, 2014, 01:02:26 PM »
I'm really surprised the guy wasn't wearing the velcro buckle shoes

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #549 on: October 30, 2014, 01:44:41 PM »
His ass looks fabulous.  Probably all that biking.
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