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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #500 on: August 27, 2014, 04:25:32 PM »
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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #501 on: August 27, 2014, 04:25:55 PM »
I use the NATO phonetic alphabet like er' day.

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #502 on: August 27, 2014, 04:27:32 PM »
Truth time: I was inspired to learn the NATO Phonetic Alphabet after viewing a little film called Meet the Parents.

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« Reply #503 on: August 27, 2014, 04:30:10 PM »
I did that here and people called me R Lee Ermey.

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« Reply #504 on: August 27, 2014, 04:30:55 PM »
Oh man, I was totally making fun, looked it up, and turns out I do use it er' day.  :ROFL:

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« Reply #505 on: August 27, 2014, 04:35:22 PM »
Oh man, I was totally making fun, looked it up, and turns out I do use it er' day.  :ROFL:

On a daily basis you're spelling crap for people? 
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« Reply #506 on: August 27, 2014, 04:36:19 PM »
Oh man, I was totally making fun, looked it up, and turns out I do use it er' day.  :ROFL:

On a daily basis you're spelling crap for people?

I deal with product model numbers a lot over long distance calls.  So, yeah.

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« Reply #507 on: August 27, 2014, 04:42:21 PM »
Why not order on-line?  Then you don't have to talk to anybody. 
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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #508 on: August 27, 2014, 04:42:48 PM »
I mean, you don't have to use the NATO Phonetic Alphabet.  The point is to have a pool of 26 non-embarrassing words at your disposal at any given time.  If you want to make your own, that's fine.  But someone else already did it, so...

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #509 on: August 27, 2014, 04:42:59 PM »
Should have gone in coworker quotes thread withan actual quote. This is a rough ridin' disaster.

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #510 on: August 27, 2014, 04:43:31 PM »
were you watching this ben stiller movie in the office, spracs?

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #511 on: August 27, 2014, 04:44:09 PM »
Should have gone in coworker quotes thread withan actual quote. This is a rough ridin' disaster.

I should have gone with my first instinct, which was to create a Silently Judging You thread.

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #512 on: August 27, 2014, 04:45:19 PM »
"you" being ben stiller, in this case.

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« Reply #513 on: August 27, 2014, 04:50:08 PM »
Why not order on-line?  Then you don't have to talk to anybody.

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« Reply #514 on: August 27, 2014, 04:56:39 PM »
Why not order on-line?  Then you don't have to talk to anybody.

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They must enjoy having people try to spell things to them over the phone and all the hilarity and fuckups that causes. 
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« Reply #515 on: August 27, 2014, 04:59:37 PM »
Why not order on-line?  Then you don't have to talk to anybody.

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They must enjoy having people try to spell things to them over the phone and all the hilarity and fuckups that causes.

Other than the above post, I don't spell out words or sentences, it is more like ordering a SierraDeltaEcho200895-21Penis, or something, but yeah.  They must love it because their website sucks balls and only has a few of their products.

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #516 on: August 27, 2014, 05:34:39 PM »
Should have gone in coworker quotes thread withan actual quote. This is a rough ridin' disaster.

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #517 on: August 27, 2014, 05:36:05 PM »
hilarious

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #518 on: August 27, 2014, 05:54:12 PM »
Ok, the relevant snippet of the quote was "L for...Lips, K for............Kiss..."

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #519 on: August 27, 2014, 05:55:44 PM »
Male or female speaker?

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #520 on: August 27, 2014, 05:56:20 PM »
And who was it talking to. I'm sniffing an EEO complaint

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« Reply #521 on: August 27, 2014, 07:21:37 PM »
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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #522 on: August 27, 2014, 09:41:03 PM »
I watched almost all of the godfather and then right at the end I turned it off and read this thread.  So amaze.  Wow.


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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #523 on: August 28, 2014, 07:48:20 AM »
lady in my office looks like the brunette skinnier version of mimi from the drew carey show

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #524 on: August 28, 2014, 08:50:20 AM »
lady in my office looks like the brunette skinnier version of mimi from the drew carey show

never seen the show but that lady sounds hilarious, thanks for picking this thread back up by its boot straps


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