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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #200 on: January 22, 2014, 04:03:27 PM »
you guys know at the beginning of goonies where mikey says nothing exciting ever happens around here anyway and then brandon is all not unless dad gets his next however many paychecks by next week and then they just are kind of there and chunk starts putting whipped cream directly into his mouth? that's kind of like my work.
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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #201 on: January 22, 2014, 04:06:15 PM »
That post just reminded me that I just realized last weekend that Josh Brolin was the big brother I Goonies... made me feel really old. 

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #202 on: January 23, 2014, 02:29:53 AM »
Purchasing Dept where I work has one of those dry erase calendar things hanging in a public area.  Everyone is supposed to put their vacation days on it.  Everyone uses their name followed by "off" on the days they are going to be out.  This includes the guy named Jack.


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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #203 on: January 23, 2014, 07:43:44 AM »
lol tom

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #204 on: January 23, 2014, 08:18:18 AM »
Purchasing Dept where I work has one of those dry erase calendar things hanging in a public area.  Everyone is supposed to put their vacation days on it.  Everyone uses their name followed by "off" on the days they are going to be out.  This includes the guy named Jack.


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Pic or I'm calling BS!
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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #205 on: January 23, 2014, 11:45:58 AM »
i don't get it, tom?

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #206 on: January 23, 2014, 12:41:53 PM »
Interesting if true.

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #207 on: January 23, 2014, 12:46:05 PM »
That post just reminded me that I just realized last weekend that Josh Brolin was the big brother I Goonies... made me feel really old. 

Carry on....

How have I never realized this?

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #208 on: January 23, 2014, 12:49:59 PM »
That post just reminded me that I just realized last weekend that Josh Brolin was the big brother I Goonies... made me feel really old. 

Carry on....

How have I never realized this?

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #209 on: January 24, 2014, 08:18:01 PM »
Pic or I'm calling BS!

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #210 on: January 24, 2014, 08:19:09 PM »
tom, that's fantastic  :D
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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #211 on: January 24, 2014, 08:20:05 PM »
 :lol:

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #212 on: January 29, 2014, 04:14:16 PM »
So this is up inside one of our toilet stalls. I doubt it helps any.


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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #213 on: January 29, 2014, 05:04:34 PM »
reminds me of the time we stopped at a gas station in texahoma on the way to the fiesta bowl. 8mp took one look at the bathroom and ran back out to the car. he spent 5 minutes trying to figure out how someone could do that before giving up and declaring that it wasn't possible for a single person to spray so much crap.

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #214 on: January 31, 2014, 02:19:39 PM »
 :party:

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #215 on: January 31, 2014, 02:20:43 PM »
oh man!  :billdance:

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #216 on: January 31, 2014, 02:20:57 PM »
tom just killed it in this thread.. classic tom

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #217 on: January 31, 2014, 02:48:51 PM »
So this is up inside one of our toilet stalls. I doubt it helps any.




Why are poop spraying robots using the bathroom at your company?

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #218 on: January 31, 2014, 03:01:01 PM »
So this is up inside one of our toilet stalls. I doubt it helps any.




Why are poop spraying robots using the bathroom at your company?
Probably why the thread was locked. This is how computers are planning on taking over the world. The thread was locked by computers. This is not a conspiracy. It is real like.
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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #219 on: January 31, 2014, 03:04:17 PM »
this is above my toilet at work. do i work on a 1945 war ship destined for the pacific, you ask? maybe. maybe.



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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #220 on: February 11, 2014, 02:16:03 PM »
So this image/link was posted on my company's internal website because this dude mentioned some stuff we are close to in his speech.  Anyway, the sign language translator...I've received multiple emails and people have swung by my desk to make sure it's been seen...





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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #221 on: February 11, 2014, 02:20:32 PM »
So this image/link was posted on my company's internal website because this dude mentioned some stuff we are close to in his speech.  Anyway, the sign language translator...I've received multiple emails and people have swung by my desk to make sure it's been seen...

I've been trying to play that video for way too long.   :facepalm:
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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #222 on: February 11, 2014, 02:38:55 PM »
whiskey tango lady that sits near me has a stepson named Tryce

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #223 on: February 12, 2014, 09:35:28 AM »
At my old job, an older guy worked for me.  He was just generally loud/obnoxous/kind of gross...anyway, he has a son that was horrible; 30 ish, loser. They would get in screaming matches over the phone frequently during work, much of the office could hear.  So, I tried to be polite, and sent him an email during one particularly long call asking him if he could maybe take calls like that on his personal phone outside or in the breakroom.  I thought he got the hint, however, shortly after hanging up with his son, and he'd gotten my message and I think even replied, saying he was sorry and that "David is just a dumbass" he calls up his wife and lets her know that he just got in trouble for yelling at their son during work. He is generally a loud speaker, so everyone also heard that...

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #224 on: February 12, 2014, 09:37:36 AM »
Lol :thumbs: