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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #125 on: August 09, 2013, 07:23:07 PM »


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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #126 on: September 23, 2013, 01:00:07 PM »
Stay tuned.... :fatty:
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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #127 on: September 23, 2013, 01:07:38 PM »

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #128 on: January 10, 2014, 08:35:31 AM »
I'm a little late on this but here you go.  So one Friday back in September a few of us went to BWW for some delicious bone in wings.  There was a guy there doing the blazin challenge.  We then decided that we should have our own Buffalo Wild Wings Blazin challenge at work, but with unlimited wings.  Contest was how many bone in wings you could eat in 20 minutes.  The winner ate 31.  It's also important to note that while people decided to dress up in costumes, it was not Halloween.  Sometimes people here just like to dress up in weird things.


We bought 30 dozen wings and ran out. 




We made a trophy.




Winner who was later fired for sexual harrassment for a comment he made during the November's Soup-off.






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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #129 on: January 10, 2014, 08:36:42 AM »
looks like a pretty fun place to work

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #130 on: January 10, 2014, 08:48:53 AM »
what was the soup off comment?

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #131 on: January 10, 2014, 08:51:55 AM »
what was the soup off comment?

To a female co worker.  "You know where I'd like to put this ladle don't you?"
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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #132 on: January 10, 2014, 08:52:40 AM »
 :lol:

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #133 on: January 10, 2014, 08:52:56 AM »
lopak's office is just incredible :love:

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #134 on: January 10, 2014, 08:54:19 AM »
terribly comment aside, i bet losing suicide king was a blow to office morale

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #135 on: January 10, 2014, 08:54:29 AM »
what was the soup off comment?

To a female co worker.  "You know where I'd like to put this ladle don't you?"

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Serious question... Are you allowed to drink at your workplace?

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #136 on: January 10, 2014, 08:54:39 AM »
5th pic down. cow guy.

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #137 on: January 10, 2014, 09:05:50 AM »
what was the soup off comment?

To a female co worker.  "You know where I'd like to put this ladle don't you?"

 :sdeek:

Serious question... Are you allowed to drink at your workplace?

No.
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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #138 on: January 10, 2014, 09:08:21 AM »
terribly comment aside, i bet losing suicide king was a blow to office morale

Most of the females were pretty happy to see him go.  Was a creeper.  KU grad of course.
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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #139 on: January 10, 2014, 09:08:38 AM »
God my office is boring.

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #140 on: January 10, 2014, 09:26:51 AM »
God my office is boring.

Me too, Emo  :frown:
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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #141 on: January 10, 2014, 09:30:17 AM »
i have a person that helps me do stuff. she has a cellphone that has a dog barking as her ring tone and two dogs at home that she likes to talk to people about. the ringtone is pretty loud some days you guys, to the point where other people (not just her and i) can hear it. i want to tell her what in the world, change that stupid thing. but i really just don't have the heart to. she's in her 40's and idk. i just let it go.

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #142 on: January 10, 2014, 09:30:58 AM »
God my office is boring.

Me too, Emo  :frown:

I like to think your office isn't boring but that everyone just does crazy crap on their holidays. Like holy crap its MLK Jr day lets get bombed at Applebees starting at 9 AM. Or like holy crap its Columbus day time to hit the strip clup!
I think what my friend Mitch is trying to say is that true love is blind.

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #143 on: January 10, 2014, 09:31:50 AM »
i have a person that helps me do stuff. she has a cellphone that has a dog barking as her ring tone and two dogs at home that she likes to talk to people about. the ringtone is pretty loud some days you guys, to the point where other people (not just her and i) can hear it. i want to tell her what in the world, change that stupid thing. but i really just don't have the heart to. she's in her 40's and idk. i just let it go.

seems kind of unprofessional for a 911 dispatcher to have a dog as her ring tone...
I think what my friend Mitch is trying to say is that true love is blind.

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #144 on: January 10, 2014, 09:34:18 AM »
God my office is boring.

Me too, Emo  :frown:

I like to think your office isn't boring but that everyone just does crazy crap on their holidays. Like holy crap its MLK Jr day lets get bombed at Applebees starting at 9 AM. Or like holy crap its Columbus day time to hit the strip clup!

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #145 on: January 10, 2014, 09:36:22 AM »
i have a person that helps me do stuff. she has a cellphone that has a dog barking as her ring tone and two dogs at home that she likes to talk to people about. the ringtone is pretty loud some days you guys, to the point where other people (not just her and i) can hear it. i want to tell her what in the world, change that stupid thing. but i really just don't have the heart to. she's in her 40's and idk. i just let it go.

our accountant has her volume up 100% 24/7 and it is some awful jason mraz song and she just lets it ring all the way through. going on 3 years now that she's had that ringtone and her stupid kids call her all the time and when she doesn't want to answer, she just lets it ring. full volume. entire office just looks around and shakes their respective heads. the worst

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #146 on: January 10, 2014, 09:36:37 AM »
who paid for all those wings?

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #147 on: January 10, 2014, 09:37:17 AM »
who paid for all those wings?

have you seen lopak's backsplash? :love:

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #148 on: January 10, 2014, 09:56:21 AM »
who paid for all those wings?

Company did.  To justify it we made it into a charity event.  The eaters all got sponsers to donate a certain amount per wing eaten, or a lump sum and then we donated the money to Children's Mercy.  We raised around $1200.00 for the kids. 
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« Reply #149 on: January 10, 2014, 09:59:45 AM »
who paid for all those wings?

Company did.  To justify it we made it into a charity event.  The eaters all got sponsers to donate a certain amount per wing eaten, or a lump sum and then we donated the money to Children's Mercy.  We raised around $1200.00 for the kids.

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