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Illini0 (for Mr. Bread)
« on: May 28, 2013, 08:43:47 PM »


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Re: Illini0 (for Mr. Bread)
« Reply #1 on: May 28, 2013, 09:23:09 PM »
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Re: Illini0 (for Mr. Bread)
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Re: Illini0 (for Mr. Bread)
« Reply #4 on: May 29, 2013, 03:56:17 AM »
Beckman is such a wiener.


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Re: Illini0 (for Mr. Bread)
« Reply #5 on: May 29, 2013, 10:01:01 AM »
Beckman is such a wiener.

He really is awful all the way around.  Like I want to like Mike Thomas, but the fact that he hired this fuckface makes it practically impossible.  JFC he had VK staring him right in the face after an interim HC bowl victory with an unquestionably badass personality and two seasons of outstanding defensive coaching/scheming and he went with this duncy crap stain.  He fired Ron Zook and hired a poor man's Ron Zook in his place.  eff. 
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Re: Illini0 (for Mr. Bread)
« Reply #6 on: May 29, 2013, 10:05:19 AM »
Beckman is such a wiener.

He really is awful all the way around.  Like I want to like Mike Thomas, but the fact that he hired this fuckface makes it practically impossible.  JFC he had VK staring him right in the face after an interim HC bowl victory with an unquestionably badass personality and two seasons of outstanding defensive coaching/scheming and he went with this duncy crap stain.  He fired Ron Zook and hired a poor man's Ron Zook in his place.  eff.

VK was a huge stud. What is he doing these days?

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Re: Illini0 (for Mr. Bread)
« Reply #7 on: May 29, 2013, 10:34:02 AM »
The camo visor needs to really be paired with a flannel shirt.

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Re: Illini0 (for Mr. Bread)
« Reply #8 on: May 29, 2013, 11:03:55 AM »
Beckman is such a wiener.

He really is awful all the way around.  Like I want to like Mike Thomas, but the fact that he hired this fuckface makes it practically impossible.  JFC he had VK staring him right in the face after an interim HC bowl victory with an unquestionably badass personality and two seasons of outstanding defensive coaching/scheming and he went with this duncy crap stain.  He fired Ron Zook and hired a poor man's Ron Zook in his place.  eff.

VK was a huge stud. What is he doing these days?

He's at UNC with Fedora.  Fedora has five former Zook/Illinois assistants on his staff.  All of the ones that were any good. 
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Re: Illini0 (for Mr. Bread)
« Reply #9 on: May 29, 2013, 11:17:58 AM »
I wanted them to go with Doeren so bad.  So bad.  VK would've been nice too.


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Re: Illini0 (for Mr. Bread)
« Reply #10 on: May 29, 2013, 12:43:51 PM »
I wanted them to go with Doeren so bad.  So bad.  VK would've been nice too.

My favorite part of hiring VK after enduring Zook and Weber and now Beckman is he would never have been an embarrassment.  It's a low bar, but goddamnit I'm tired of goofy rough ridin' dunces coaching Illinois' major sports teams.  It's not just the losing, but that they are also raging dipshits that really rubs the salt in the wound.  If you sit down with the guy and it's apparent that he's one corny weirdo sonofabitch don't pay him millions of dollars.  Just don't. 
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Re: Illini0 (for Mr. Bread)
« Reply #11 on: May 29, 2013, 12:50:02 PM »
Illinois is way more irrelevant than they should be.  It's very weird.

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Re: Illini0 (for Mr. Bread)
« Reply #12 on: May 29, 2013, 12:57:45 PM »
Illinois is way more irrelevant than they should be.  It's very weird.

It's not fun I can tell you that.  Was so great when we were good at basketball in the early to mid 2000s, and we even made two BCS bowls.  Then somebody set our dumpster on fire.
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Re: Illini0 (for Mr. Bread)
« Reply #13 on: May 29, 2013, 01:24:00 PM »
I remember playing NCAA when I was a little kid and Illinois was awesome.  Had to be in the mid 90's I'm thinking? :thumbs:

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Re: Illini0 (for Mr. Bread)
« Reply #14 on: May 29, 2013, 01:40:09 PM »
I wanted them to go with Doeren so bad.  So bad.  VK would've been nice too.


Hell, I wanted KU to hire Doeren instead of Weis a couple years ago. 


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Re: Illini0 (for Mr. Bread)
« Reply #15 on: May 29, 2013, 01:43:56 PM »
I wanted them to go with Doeren so bad.  So bad.  VK would've been nice too.


Hell, I wanted KU to hire Doeren instead of Weis a couple years ago. 


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KU will probably get him in 3 years after Weis has accumulated 15 more wins and decides it's time to restart the clock.

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Re: Illini0 (for Mr. Bread)
« Reply #16 on: May 29, 2013, 02:52:48 PM »
I wanted them to go with Doeren so bad.  So bad.  VK would've been nice too.


Hell, I wanted KU to hire Doeren instead of Weis a couple years ago. 


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I'm interested to see how he does at NC State.


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