Townies, do a good deed and help a student/fellow gE poster

[steve dave]

fountains at the K after a billy butler walk off would be some intense party level testing

[steve dave]

shacks, maybe go door to door and act all hot and sweaty and say your car broke down and you're walking home and you've already walked about 100 miles and just want a glass of drinking water before you go on your way and then when they give it to you act like you're going to drink it but then at the last second test it instead and run off flipping the bird over your shoulder.

[steve dave]

you're going to need a boat for this idea to work. ok, get that boat mentioned earlier. drop it in tuttle. set a trot line of about a thousand hooks on some fishing poles. attach a water tester to each hook. now you just motor around the lake all day chugging busch while all the testing takes care of itself.

[SabiNation]

you're going to need a boat for this idea to work. ok, get that boat mentioned earlier. drop it in tuttle. set a trot line of about a thousand hooks on some fishing poles. attach a water tester to each hook. now you just motor around the lake all day chugging busch while all the testing takes care of itself.

brilliant, and frankly shacks you're an idiot for not thinking of this earlier

[Emo EMAW]

fountains at the K after a billy butler walk off would be some intense party level testing

That water just got tested.

[Shacks]

Is the Alma Metroplex close enough for you?  If so come on over and we can binge on Alma Cheese and whatever fine beer I have in my fridge.  If this encounter ends with a high pressure sales pitch for a water filtration system I'm going to be pissed.

You know, I've been wanting to try Alma Cheese since I first moved to Kansas a few years ago but have never got around to it.  The encounter would involve a sales pitch but no pressure at all, pinky swear.

Sounds sketchy but I might bite. What company do you work for and what is the endgame after you tell my parents what all is in their water? PM plz.

Sent

[Shacks]

go to the union and test all of the water fountains and bathroom sinks or just test the bathroom sinks in every aggieville business possible, then use the address of a friend but make up apartment #'s to go with it. like 1123 vattier apt13b, 1123 vattier apt 24a and tell your work you just went door to door in some huge apartment complex.

We're told to avoid apartments.  One, we're only supposed to do this stuff with the owner's consent so the landlord would have to be there and two, due to the way they're built it's hard to treat water for apartment complexes.

another idea would be to go out to the spillway when they bust it open and test at about 100,000,000 GPM. you have to have solid steel iron balls and ballsack to attempt that kind of testing.

I only need a few beakers and vials for the testing.  I'd hate to waste that much water and make things harder on our farmers during the next drought.

[The1BigWillie]

shacks, crank open a fire hydrant and just go rough ridin' nuts testing it

Team SD.