Traumatic Event

[Ghost of Stan Parrish]

I am a Royals fan.

 

[lopakman]

I married a KU grad.  It/she still haunts me to this day.  She is super jealous of titletown though.

[bubbles4ksu]

I stopped by to drink at a friend's place on Sunday night. He was sober, but he wanted to show me his new gun. I shouldered it and gave my approval before handing it back to him. He then gave it to a stupid, semi-drunk girl who pointed the AR-15 at me and my friend's chests. We freaked and another guy took the gun from her. I wouldn't have thought about it again, but the third guy cycled the action and a bullet popped out.

[EllRobersonisInnocent]

I stopped by to drink at a friend's place on Sunday night. He was sober, but he wanted to show me his new gun. I shouldered it and gave my approval before handing it back to him. He then gave it to a stupid, semi-drunk girl who pointed the AR-15 at me and my friend's chests. We freaked and another guy took the gun from her. I wouldn't have thought about it again, but the third guy cycled the action and a bullet popped out.

Exactly why Obama needs to round up everyone's guns

[mocat]

i said i just found out the good news this morning. what does that tell you about today?

 

[Asteriskhead]

I stopped by to drink at a friend's place on Sunday night. He was sober, but he wanted to show me his new gun. I shouldered it and gave my approval before handing it back to him. He then gave it to a stupid, semi-drunk girl who pointed the AR-15 at me and my friend's chests. We freaked and another guy took the gun from her. I wouldn't have thought about it again, but the third guy cycled the action and a bullet popped out.

That's your own rough ridin' fault for not clearing it before it was handed to you, dumbass.

[The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep]

didnt know bubbles was a gangbanger homie 

[steve dave]

that's your own fault for having a friend who would have people check out the gun he just bought

[michigancat]

I'm not 100% sure that owner deserves the right to own a gun. I mean, he used to, but he should probably lose it. Or at least get a corner torn off his totin' chip. (scouts reference)

[KSUblumpkin]

In college...I took a rip off of a 3 foot bong.  I went to blow smoke out but none came out and has yet to come out.  I'm scared.

 

[The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep]

In college...I took a rip off of a 3 foot bong.  I went to blow smoke out but none came out and has yet to come out.  I'm scared.

 

you might still be high, blumpz?

[KSUblumpkin]

In college...I took a rip off of a 3 foot bong.  I went to blow smoke out but none came out and has yet to come out.  I'm scared.

 

you might still be high, blumpz?

Explains my habitual cravings for Sour Cream and Onion Pringles with a Sunkist Orange soda.   

[Bloodfart]

When I was 6 yrs old as I got out of the shower and was drying off my dad happened to notice that my sack was super swole.  He was concerned and had me checked out by the family doc.  Turned out that I had a hernia that entered into my coin purse (guess I took my squats workout a little too far) but that wasn't the worst part.  Bf older bros made up a nickname for me "Big Balls." 

I know I know it doesn't sound like a bad thing to be known for but 6 yr old Bf wanted nothing to do with big balls at the time.  Big bros still call me that from time to time.   

[KCFDcat]

I'm not 100% sure that owner deserves the right to own a gun. I mean, he used to, but he should probably lose it. Or at least get a corner torn off his totin' chip. (scouts reference)

 

[XocolateThundarr]

I stopped by to drink at a friend's place on Sunday night. He was sober, but he wanted to show me his new gun. I shouldered it and gave my approval before handing it back to him. He then gave it to a stupid, semi-drunk girl who pointed the AR-15 at me and my friend's chests. We freaked and another guy took the gun from her. I wouldn't have thought about it again, but the third guy cycled the action and a bullet popped out.

That's your own rough ridin' fault for not clearing it before it was handed to you, dumbass.

[Mr Bread]

When I was 6 yrs old as I got out of the shower and was drying off my dad happened to notice that my sack was super swole.  He was concerned and had me checked out by the family doc.  Turned out that I had a hernia that entered into my coin purse (guess I took my squats workout a little too far) but that wasn't the worst part.  Bf older bros made up a nickname for me "Big Balls." 

I know I know it doesn't sound like a bad thing to be known for but 6 yr old Bf wanted nothing to do with big balls at the time.  Big bros still call me that from time to time.   

A lot of things in this post were traumatic to me to read. 

[CNS]

Bloodsack's story seems to be full of meat gazing. 

Also, ball damage stories are the worst.

[Emo EMAW]

I stopped by to drink at a friend's place on Sunday night. He was sober, but he wanted to show me his new gun. I shouldered it and gave my approval before handing it back to him. He then gave it to a stupid, semi-drunk girl who pointed the AR-15 at me and my friend's chests. We freaked and another guy took the gun from her. I wouldn't have thought about it again, but the third guy cycled the action and a bullet popped out.

That's your own rough ridin' fault for not clearing it before it was handed to you, dumbass.

 

[Mr Bread]

Bloodsack's story seems to be full of meat gazing. 

Also, ball damage stories are the worst.

Yes.  Paternal meat gazing coupled with scrote trauma.  Jeez.

[EMAWmeister]

In high school, I was walking back to my car after football practice when I saw a couple guys horsing around in the parking lot. One guy jumped into the bed of a truck and the other guy thought it'd be funny to start driving away and then slam on the brakes.  He went straight through the back windshield. 

He got out of the truck looking like this:

[Dugout DickStone]

Ate it super hard on my Sims Kevin Staab skateboard on a huge hill.

[jtksu]

You were hounding that poor girl sex just weeks after surgery?  Loser move bro.

[DQ12]

One time when i was a kid, probably 6 or so, my friend's dad tickled me so much i peed my pants a little bit and had to go home.

Pretty inappropriate, in hindsight.

[Mr Bread]

I guess in hindsight it's not surprising that the traumatic event thread would turn into a bunch of borderline molestation accounts.  Getting molested is typically quite traumatic. 

[Frankenklein]

I am a Royals fan.

Then you should have known it would happen