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Offseason . . . stolen from Shaggy Bevo
« on: May 22, 2013, 08:34:56 AM »


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Re: Offseason . . . stolen from Shaggy Bevo
« Reply #1 on: May 22, 2013, 08:40:56 AM »
I respect the crap out of aTm having the balls to do something that ridiculous

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Re: Offseason . . . stolen from Shaggy Bevo
« Reply #2 on: May 22, 2013, 08:41:38 AM »
that is astounding

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Re: Offseason . . . stolen from Shaggy Bevo
« Reply #3 on: May 22, 2013, 08:43:24 AM »
Shaggybevo is great.  The countdown clock to the buttfucking by K-State was adorable!
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Re: Offseason . . . stolen from Shaggy Bevo
« Reply #4 on: May 22, 2013, 08:44:51 AM »
Folks, if our administration doesn't have a full time staff pouring through the record books right now looking to claim all matter of championships, well, let's just say I'm gonna be pissed off.

http://www.cbssports.com/collegefootball/blog/eye-on-college-football/22278272/hugh-freeze-seems-to-be-claiming-bcs-titles-now


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Re: Offseason . . . stolen from Shaggy Bevo
« Reply #5 on: May 22, 2013, 08:47:43 AM »
Hopefully Ole Miss is having 3 BCS Championship Trophies made right now to be displayed in a trophy case in the lobby.


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Re: Offseason . . . stolen from Shaggy Bevo
« Reply #6 on: May 22, 2013, 08:50:14 AM »
Currie and The Animal need to order like 9 trophies this off season.  Just throw them in there with the rest.  We have won so many anyway, I don't think it will be obvs that we were blatantly padding our count. Just throw them in there and let them shine for the viewing pleasure of the recruits.

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Re: Offseason . . . stolen from Shaggy Bevo
« Reply #7 on: May 22, 2013, 08:51:37 AM »
Currie and The Animal need to order like 9 trophies this off season.  Just throw them in there with the rest.  We have won so many anyway, I don't think it will be obvs that we were blatantly padding our count. Just throw them in there and let them shine for the viewing pleasure of the recruits.

Totally agree, Crystal Football trophies, big tall ones with the Football Guy on top, maybe even a couple of Heisman's.


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Re: Offseason . . . stolen from Shaggy Bevo
« Reply #8 on: May 22, 2013, 08:54:47 AM »
we could hang some hoops banners for ending ranked #1

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Re: Offseason . . . stolen from Shaggy Bevo
« Reply #9 on: May 22, 2013, 08:54:54 AM »


 :horrorsurprise:

Man, those collie cult folks sure take themselves seriously.

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Re: Offseason . . . stolen from Shaggy Bevo
« Reply #10 on: May 22, 2013, 10:02:41 AM »

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Re: Offseason . . . stolen from Shaggy Bevo
« Reply #11 on: May 22, 2013, 10:06:37 AM »
Would be pretty unboss of them to change if.

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Re: Offseason . . . stolen from Shaggy Bevo
« Reply #12 on: May 22, 2013, 10:20:00 AM »
we could hang some hoops banners for ending ranked #1
I say we should do just that, SD.
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Re: Offseason . . . stolen from Shaggy Bevo
« Reply #13 on: May 22, 2013, 10:22:43 AM »
we could hang some hoops banners for ending ranked #1
I say we should do just that, SD.

I say we just claim the natty for that year.

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Re: Offseason . . . stolen from Shaggy Bevo
« Reply #14 on: May 22, 2013, 10:24:30 AM »
Yeah I like where this is going.  I mean, if we claim a national title in the year, 1965, and show it off in our trophy case, will recruits know the difference?  Hell no. 

I could walk into just about any foreign athletic department, see a national title trophy from 50+ years ago, and instantly believe it.  I mean, I know for a fact that Minnesota has won like, 3 football national championships.  If they can do it, anyone can.

Fake it till you make it, i say.


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Re: Offseason . . . stolen from Shaggy Bevo
« Reply #15 on: May 22, 2013, 01:52:04 PM »
I respect the crap out of aTm having the balls to do something that ridiculous

Karma is a bitch. Expect another bonfire disaster very soon
« Last Edit: May 22, 2013, 02:29:26 PM by Pett »

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Re: Offseason . . . stolen from Shaggy Bevo
« Reply #16 on: May 22, 2013, 02:14:51 PM »
LOL at karma in college football.


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Re: Offseason . . . stolen from Shaggy Bevo
« Reply #18 on: May 22, 2013, 06:28:19 PM »
What could we claim. 1934 national champs as we won the big six that year?  1982 conference champs from going to the Independence bowl?  :dunno:
Old-timey Cat football blows bad enough that this is hard to do. I think maybe one year in like 1900 we went 4-0 by beating KCAC teams. We could possibly claim those.

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Re: Offseason . . . stolen from Shaggy Bevo
« Reply #19 on: May 22, 2013, 07:10:26 PM »
Wasn't the 51' Kentucky squad later ruled ineligible after getting federal indicted for sports betting?

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Re: Re: Offseason . . . stolen from Shaggy Bevo
« Reply #20 on: May 22, 2013, 07:30:39 PM »
What could we claim. 1934 national champs as we won the big six that year?  1982 conference champs from going to the Independence bowl?  :dunno:
Old-timey Cat football blows bad enough that this is hard to do. I think maybe one year in like 1900 we went 4-0 by beating KCAC teams. We could possibly claim those.

It doesn't matter. Don't get caught up in the details.  Just throw some extra trophs in there.

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Re: Offseason . . . stolen from Shaggy Bevo
« Reply #21 on: May 23, 2013, 02:39:50 PM »
Beems if you read this post, if ku doesn't have a couple of those crystal basketballs made up and thrown in the trophy case for your Helm's "Championships" than they're pussies and you should quit being a fan.


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Re: Offseason . . . stolen from Shaggy Bevo
« Reply #22 on: May 23, 2013, 02:40:51 PM »
we could hang some hoops banners for ending ranked #1

I've been clamoring for this for a long time.

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Re: Offseason . . . stolen from Shaggy Bevo
« Reply #23 on: May 23, 2013, 02:42:40 PM »
we could hang some hoops banners for ending ranked #1

I've been clamoring for this for a long time.

oscar is our head coach. Just accept nothing we can do will keep us from being mediocre until he is gone.

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Re: Offseason . . . stolen from Shaggy Bevo
« Reply #24 on: May 23, 2013, 03:16:47 PM »
Beems if you read this post, if ku doesn't have a couple of those crystal basketballs made up and thrown in the trophy case for your Helm's "Championships" than they're pussies and you should quit being a fan.

Honestly, this thought should be correct for any fan of any top 25 school in any sport, imo.