Author Topic: Questions you'd love to ask LHCBS (Read 6310 times)

420seriouscat69 · « **on:** May 21, 2013, 10:43:10 PM »

Who's the biggest bust you ever recruited that you thought would be great?

What was your evening like after the big 12 game vs. A&M?

What's your biggest fear in life?

Do you ever sit and look back at what you've done for mhk?

Favorite player of all time?

Who is your biggest enemy at K-State?

Weirdest fan encounter?

Etc.

I wanna write a book about the real questions that were never asked!

scottwildcat · « **Reply #1 on:** May 21, 2013, 10:44:43 PM »

What do you order at Taco Bell?

What did Brent V do?

bucket · « **Reply #2 on:** May 21, 2013, 10:48:31 PM »

What's with the Stanford PJ's?

Shacks · « **Reply #3 on:** May 21, 2013, 10:48:55 PM »

Love Bill, but he would manage to give really boring Bill answers to all of these (unless we're going under the assumption he must answer honestly and interestingly)

"Well I don't think I've ever had a bust. If one of my players doesn't reach his full potential both as a football player and a young man that falls on the shoulders of myself and the rest of the coaching staff. It's our job to teach them so if they don't improve enough to contribute to the team we deserve the blame."

420seriouscat69 · « **Reply #4 on:** May 21, 2013, 10:51:21 PM »

Did Pinocchio touch you?

Cartierfor3 · « **Reply #5 on:** May 21, 2013, 11:01:29 PM »

Quote from: bucket on May 21, 2013, 10:48:31 PM

What's with the Stanford PJ's?

http://goEMAW.com/forum/index.php?topic=27748.0

Cartierfor3 · « **Reply #6 on:** May 21, 2013, 11:02:51 PM »

Will you talk in a funny voice on my voicemail message?

scottwildcat · « **Reply #7 on:** May 21, 2013, 11:03:50 PM »

Quote from: CartierFor3 on May 21, 2013, 11:02:51 PM

Will you talk in a funny voice on my voicemail message?

bet he wouldn't

Shacks · « **Reply #8 on:** May 21, 2013, 11:04:46 PM »

Quote from: CartierFor3 on May 21, 2013, 11:02:51 PM

Will you talk in a funny voice on my voicemail message?

Personalized voicemail message on your phone by

would be a great addition to our AD's fundraiser auction

Cartierfor3 · « **Reply #9 on:** May 21, 2013, 11:07:33 PM »

Quote from: scottwildcat on May 21, 2013, 11:03:50 PM

Quote from: CartierFor3 on May 21, 2013, 11:02:51 PM
Will you talk in a funny voice on my voicemail message?

bet he wouldn't

I'd settle for a normal voice, something like:

"Hello (clears throat), by and large CartierFor3 is not able to take your phone call right now, he'd be relatively pleased if you left him a message with the date and time of your call. Youngsters."

420seriouscat69 · « **Reply #10 on:** May 21, 2013, 11:10:25 PM »

Do you claim Whitney?

GoodForAnother · « **Reply #11 on:** May 21, 2013, 11:18:08 PM »

What kind of sex are you and Sharon into? Anything kinky, or just your standard positions?

star seed 7 · « **Reply #12 on:** May 21, 2013, 11:20:30 PM »

Quote from: GoodForAnother on May 21, 2013, 11:18:08 PM

What kind of sex are you and Sharon into? Anything kinky, or just your standard positions?

you know he busts out a trick position every once and a while, and it always goes horribly wrong.

scottwildcat · « **Reply #13 on:** May 21, 2013, 11:21:31 PM »

Quote from: seven on May 21, 2013, 11:20:30 PM

Quote from: GoodForAnother on May 21, 2013, 11:18:08 PM
What kind of sex are you and Sharon into? Anything kinky, or just your standard positions?

you know he busts out a trick position every once and a while, and it always goes horribly wrong.

bones129 · « **Reply #14 on:** May 21, 2013, 11:30:52 PM »

Add two questions, Wacky..."Coach, what do you think of goEMAW.com?"

And, "Do you post there anonymously, or have you ever been tempted to?"

GoodForAnother · « **Reply #15 on:** May 21, 2013, 11:48:35 PM »

Quote from: seven on May 21, 2013, 11:20:30 PM

Quote from: GoodForAnother on May 21, 2013, 11:18:08 PM
What kind of sex are you and Sharon into? Anything kinky, or just your standard positions?

you know he busts out a trick position every once and a while, and it always goes horribly wrong.

pvegs · « **Reply #16 on:** May 22, 2013, 12:01:12 AM »

Quote from: CartierFor3 on May 21, 2013, 11:07:33 PM

Quote from: scottwildcat on May 21, 2013, 11:03:50 PM
Quote from: CartierFor3 on May 21, 2013, 11:02:51 PM
Will you talk in a funny voice on my voicemail message?

bet he wouldn't

I'd settle for a normal voice, something like:

"Hello (clears throat), by and large CartierFor3 is not able to take your phone call right now, he'd be relatively pleased if you left him a message with the date and time of your call. Youngsters."

I'd pay good money for this.

steve dave · « **Reply #17 on:** May 22, 2013, 08:06:44 AM »

volcano menu. have you?

K-S-U-Wildcats! · « **Reply #18 on:** May 22, 2013, 08:28:15 AM »

So, like, how many national championships would you have won by now if you coached at Alabama [or fill in the blank]?

Frankenklein · « **Reply #19 on:** May 23, 2013, 05:41:54 PM »

What the hell were you thinking when you started posting as Kim Carnes

EMAWzified · « **Reply #20 on:** May 23, 2013, 06:36:15 PM »

"Hello (clears throat), by and large CartierFor3 is not able to take your phone call ~~right now~~ at this point in time, he'd be relatively pleased if you left him a message with the date and time of your call. Youngsters."

scottwildcat · « **Reply #21 on:** May 23, 2013, 07:15:27 PM »

Quote from: EMAWzified on May 23, 2013, 06:36:15 PM

"Hello (clears throat), by and large CartierFor3 is not able to take your phone call ~~right now~~ at this point in time, he'd be relatively pleased if you left him a message with the date and time of your call. Youngsters."

wetwillie · « **Reply #22 on:** May 23, 2013, 07:19:56 PM »

Does he wear socks to bed.

ben ji · « **Reply #23 on:** May 23, 2013, 08:14:54 PM »

Quote from: wetwillie on May 23, 2013, 07:19:56 PM

Does he wear socks to bed.

In winter when his feet get cold he heats rocks in the oven/fireplace and puts them at the end of the bed.

FranklyFrankYou · « **Reply #24 on:** May 23, 2013, 08:51:05 PM »

Why does he wear driving gloves when he is in Dillons? Do we, as his people, disgust him when he goes for bread and other food stuffs?