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Re: Gross, germs.
« Reply #50 on: May 15, 2013, 04:51:07 PM »
Those big washers that people throw while tailgating. I mean, they go use a port-a-potty after drinking 11 beers or so and then go right back to tossing the washers.

good point. 

anything at a construction site, because they use porta pottys.

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Re: Gross, germs.
« Reply #51 on: May 15, 2013, 04:58:26 PM »
any word on the contamination level of my coffee cup which I very literally never wash?

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« Reply #52 on: May 15, 2013, 05:01:21 PM »
any word on the contamination level of my coffee cup which I very literally never wash?

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« Reply #53 on: May 15, 2013, 05:03:23 PM »
any word on the contamination level of my coffee cup which I very literally never wash?


You've built up an immunity to filthy coffe cup bacteria by now, you're in the clear bro.

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« Reply #54 on: May 15, 2013, 05:06:42 PM »
Honestly, fresh coffee is probably hot enough to kill all of the bacteria in the cup. You are still drinking the solidified ring of coffee residue at the bottom of your cup, though, which is enough to make me gag. If somebody handed me a cup of coffee and then told me that I was drinking out of an old cup that hadn't been washed, I would immediately start vomiting.

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Re: Gross, germs.
« Reply #55 on: May 15, 2013, 05:07:02 PM »
any word on the contamination level of my coffee cup which I very literally never wash?

How often do you or others take it with you to poop? 
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Re: Gross, germs.
« Reply #56 on: May 15, 2013, 05:10:16 PM »
any word on the contamination level of my coffee cup which I very literally never wash?

How often do you or others take it with you to poop?

Never.

 that's really only because there is no decent place to set it down in the toilet stall.

Did we just invent toilet stall cupholders and become super rich?

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Re: Gross, germs.
« Reply #57 on: May 15, 2013, 05:17:55 PM »
buy two and get a free toilet stall doritos bag holder

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Re: Gross, germs.
« Reply #58 on: May 15, 2013, 05:26:12 PM »
work phones

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« Reply #59 on: May 15, 2013, 05:26:31 PM »
everything in the conference rooms

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Gross, germs.
« Reply #60 on: May 15, 2013, 05:28:44 PM »
Honestly, fresh coffee is probably hot enough to kill all of the bacteria in the cup. You are still drinking the solidified ring of coffee residue at the bottom of your cup, though, which is enough to make me gag. If somebody handed me a cup of coffee and then told me that I was drinking out of an old cup that hadn't been washed, I would immediately start vomiting.

I think of it like seasoning a cast iron skillet. 

I wouldn't drink out of someone else's dirty coffee cup though.

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Re: Gross, germs.
« Reply #61 on: May 15, 2013, 06:51:28 PM »
I always take a small clear plastic bag when I travel for the tv remote. Hate when they put a telephone next to the toilet. Will not answer.

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Re: Gross, germs.
« Reply #62 on: May 15, 2013, 07:01:24 PM »
you get crap (figuratively) on your hands all day doing everything, so just wash your hands before you eat with them if you're going to eat with them if you're that worried about it.

also - honey's lifecycle is frighteningly filthy, and its seldom pasteurized after collection

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« Reply #63 on: May 15, 2013, 07:29:42 PM »
you get crap (figuratively) on your hands all day doing everything, so just wash your hands before you eat with them if you're going to eat with them if you're that worried about it.

also - honey's lifecycle is frighteningly filthy, and its seldom pasteurized after collection
honey kills bacteria. the ancient egyptians used it to treat wounds.
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« Reply #64 on: May 15, 2013, 07:43:06 PM »
remind me that you're all a bunch of idiots.  also to invest in disinfectant companies.
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Re: Gross, germs.
« Reply #65 on: May 15, 2013, 08:01:21 PM »
YOLO

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Re: Gross, germs.
« Reply #66 on: May 15, 2013, 08:17:31 PM »
this is like a germ noob master thread.

i haven't had a drink w/ any fruit in it or around it, for years.  read that study a long time ago. 
i wash my hands about 30 times a day. 

more gross things-
ATMs
any door (car, house, office, bathroom)
mail
sunglasses


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Re: Gross, germs.
« Reply #67 on: May 15, 2013, 09:13:15 PM »
Hyperbolic partisan duplicitous hypocrite

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Re: Gross, germs.
« Reply #68 on: May 15, 2013, 09:56:19 PM »
Those big washers that people throw while tailgating. I mean, they go use a port-a-potty after drinking 11 beers or so and then go right back to tossing the washers.

What's the deal with stainless?  Like bacteria can't grow on it or something, right?  Anyway, those washers should be stainless.

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Re: Gross, germs.
« Reply #69 on: May 15, 2013, 10:06:06 PM »
I usually fart in my hand cup it and then take a big whiff.. So I think I'm immune to about everything but will wait for Mr. Breads rule on self cupcaking

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Re: Gross, germs.
« Reply #70 on: May 15, 2013, 10:13:34 PM »
Those big washers that people throw while tailgating. I mean, they go use a port-a-potty after drinking 11 beers or so and then go right back to tossing the washers.

What's the deal with stainless?  Like bacteria can't grow on it or something, right?  Anyway, those washers should be stainless.

I think it just doesn't stain.

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Re: Gross, germs.
« Reply #71 on: May 15, 2013, 10:19:08 PM »
Well this says what I said but I'm still :dubious:.

http://www.metals-research.com/stainless-steel-sheet.htm

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Re: Gross, germs.
« Reply #72 on: May 15, 2013, 10:23:36 PM »
there's gross germs on everything you dorks. I mean you could probably swab my ceiling fan and find "fecal matter"...and I haven't taken a crap on my ceiling fan in years.
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Re: Gross, germs.
« Reply #73 on: May 15, 2013, 10:32:08 PM »
there's gross germs on everything you dorks. I mean you could probably swab my ceiling fan and find "fecal matter"...and I haven't taken a crap on my ceiling fan in years.

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Re: Gross, germs.
« Reply #74 on: May 15, 2013, 10:36:47 PM »
everything inside an airplane