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« Reply #25 on: May 10, 2013, 03:03:07 PM »
The only ship oscar is captaining.


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« Reply #26 on: May 10, 2013, 03:03:26 PM »
He's more of like a city councilman than a king
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« Reply #27 on: May 10, 2013, 03:03:43 PM »
I thought Clams was an elite poster? Kind of a half-assed effort here.
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Re: oscar has turned this ship around, now get on board
« Reply #28 on: May 10, 2013, 03:04:24 PM »
So he's the king and you're pirate boat captain?

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« Reply #29 on: May 10, 2013, 03:04:34 PM »


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« Reply #31 on: May 10, 2013, 03:05:18 PM »
That painting or whatever does not feature his fart face.
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« Reply #32 on: May 10, 2013, 03:05:56 PM »
Ode To King oscar

imagine for a second if i were to tell you that just 14 months into his stint at k-state, oscar weber would not only own a big 12 troph, but he has successfully expunged and eradicated the mold festering within our program brought here by the previous regime.

we're an early favorite to win this season's puerto rico tip-off (which incidentally is very close to the home of angel rodriguez, but apparently not close enough?). 

the BTF is fully functioning and is honing our team into a gun blade not seen before in the big 12.  razor sharp, it cuts with extreme prejudice.  thank you, BTF.

our roster is growing with the type of athlete that the big 12 should fear.  our players are at the top of nearly every ranking imaginable and the movement is only strengthening our dominance as we extend into titletown v.2.

the pipeline has been machined  and it will continue to deliver the wagyu of basketball players to our leader, King oscar for them to serve their apprenticeship prior to becoming professional.  the professionals.

we honor you, king oscar



Was totally awesome how oscar got us the BTF.
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« Reply #33 on: May 10, 2013, 03:06:23 PM »
typical bunch here at goEMAW, can't provide any tangible argument why anything i posted isn't true.

it's ok to admit when you're wrong.

Tell me more about this "pipeline". As in the pipeline to nowhere?
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« Reply #35 on: May 10, 2013, 03:07:30 PM »
I think the painting Clams drew really demonstrates why oscar is not well-liked around here. He needs to grow a beard and color it blond. If he did that and wore a crown on the sideline, people might stop thinking he doesn't know what he's doing. If you want people to think you are a boss, you have to look like one, and oscar just doesn't look like one.
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« Reply #36 on: May 10, 2013, 03:07:56 PM »
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« Reply #37 on: May 10, 2013, 03:08:02 PM »
i like 'clams as a person and a poster and a human but he is dead wrong here.
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« Reply #38 on: May 10, 2013, 03:09:22 PM »
We're so blessed.
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« Reply #39 on: May 10, 2013, 03:09:52 PM »
Wait... your telling me there are people that aren't on this ship?!?!


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« Reply #40 on: May 10, 2013, 03:10:47 PM »


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« Reply #41 on: May 10, 2013, 03:11:39 PM »


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« Reply #42 on: May 10, 2013, 03:13:14 PM »
I would follow king oscar into battle.  I am a true wildcat.
hoist our flag to the mast!


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« Reply #43 on: May 10, 2013, 03:14:01 PM »
So he's the king and you're pirate boat captain?
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« Reply #44 on: May 10, 2013, 03:14:39 PM »
someone needs to make a video to the song I Won't Give Up by Jason Mraz with video clips of Shane and Gip.

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Re: oscar has turned this ship around, now get on board
« Reply #45 on: May 10, 2013, 03:21:02 PM »


All aboard.  Plenty of room. 

Everyone, jump on oscar's dinghy.

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« Reply #46 on: May 10, 2013, 03:33:16 PM »
When he reached the New World, Cortez burned his ships. As a result his men were well motivated.

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Re: oscar has turned this ship around, now get on board
« Reply #47 on: May 10, 2013, 03:41:30 PM »
oscar's "ship" after this years NCAA tourney:



Can't say I'm sorry to not be on board.

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« Reply #48 on: May 10, 2013, 06:52:17 PM »
I would follow king oscar into battle.  I am a true wildcat.
hoist our flag to the mast!
Needs the picture of Sasha Kaun recognizing Captain oscar's boat at sea

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« Reply #49 on: May 10, 2013, 09:38:31 PM »


All aboard.  Plenty of room. 

Everyone, jump on oscar's dinghy.
It's full of oscar's star recruits!