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oscar has turned this ship around, now get on board
« on: May 09, 2013, 01:14:17 PM »
Ode To King oscar

imagine for a second if i were to tell you that just 14 months into his stint at k-state, oscar weber would not only own a big 12 troph, but he has successfully expunged and eradicated the mold festering within our program brought here by the previous regime.

we're an early favorite to win this season's puerto rico tip-off (which incidentally is very close to the home of angel rodriguez, but apparently not close enough?). 

the BTF is fully functioning and is honing our team into a gun blade not seen before in the big 12.  razor sharp, it cuts with extreme prejudice.  thank you, BTF.

our roster is growing with the type of athlete that the big 12 should fear.  our players are at the top of nearly every ranking imaginable and the movement is only strengthening our dominance as we extend into titletown v.2.

the pipeline has been machined  and it will continue to deliver the wagyu of basketball players to our leader, King oscar for them to serve their apprenticeship prior to becoming professional.  the professionals.

we honor you, king oscar





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Re: oscar has turned this ship around, now get on board
« Reply #1 on: May 09, 2013, 01:25:13 PM »
We're so blessed.

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Re: oscar has turned this ship around, now get on board
« Reply #2 on: May 09, 2013, 01:30:33 PM »
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Re: oscar has turned this ship around, now get on board
« Reply #3 on: May 09, 2013, 01:34:59 PM »
looks 'shopped

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Re: oscar has turned this ship around, now get on board
« Reply #4 on: May 09, 2013, 01:46:31 PM »
meh

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Re: oscar has turned this ship around, now get on board
« Reply #5 on: May 09, 2013, 02:10:52 PM »
That painting or whatever does not feature his fart face.

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Re: oscar has turned this ship around, now get on board
« Reply #6 on: May 09, 2013, 02:11:18 PM »
typical bunch here at goEMAW, can't provide any tangible argument why anything i posted isn't true.

it's ok to admit when you're wrong.


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Re: oscar has turned this ship around, now get on board
« Reply #7 on: May 09, 2013, 02:12:30 PM »
That painting or whatever does not feature his fart face.

oscar doesn't photograph well, for sure.  the painting more accurately portrays our king though.  trust me.


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« Reply #8 on: May 09, 2013, 02:19:55 PM »
I think the painting Clams drew really demonstrates why oscar is not well-liked around here. He needs to grow a beard and color it blond. If he did that and wore a crown on the sideline, people might stop thinking he doesn't know what he's doing. If you want people to think you are a boss, you have to look like one, and oscar just doesn't look like one.

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Re: oscar has turned this ship around, now get on board
« Reply #9 on: May 09, 2013, 02:38:32 PM »
Wait... your telling me there are people that aren't on this ship?!?!


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Re: oscar has turned this ship around, now get on board
« Reply #10 on: May 09, 2013, 03:12:16 PM »
apparently they're too cool or whatever


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Re: oscar has turned this ship around, now get on board
« Reply #11 on: May 09, 2013, 04:28:58 PM »
Ode To King oscar

imagine for a second if i were to tell you that just 14 months into his stint at k-state, oscar weber would not only own a big 12 troph, but he has successfully expunged and eradicated the mold festering within our program brought here by the previous regime.

we're an early favorite to win this season's puerto rico tip-off (which incidentally is very close to the home of angel rodriguez, but apparently not close enough?). 

the BTF is fully functioning and is honing our team into a gun blade not seen before in the big 12.  razor sharp, it cuts with extreme prejudice.  thank you, BTF.

our roster is growing with the type of athlete that the big 12 should fear.  our players are at the top of nearly every ranking imaginable and the movement is only strengthening our dominance as we extend into titletown v.2.

the pipeline has been machined  and it will continue to deliver the wagyu of basketball players to our leader, King oscar for them to serve their apprenticeship prior to becoming professional.  the professionals.

we honor you, king oscar



Was totally awesome how oscar got us the BTF.
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Re: oscar has turned this ship around, now get on board
« Reply #12 on: May 09, 2013, 05:10:03 PM »
typical bunch here at goEMAW, can't provide any tangible argument why anything i posted isn't true.

it's ok to admit when you're wrong.

Tell me more about this "pipeline". As in the pipeline to nowhere?
oscar Weber has the personality of a dead moth.

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Re: oscar has turned this ship around, now get on board
« Reply #13 on: May 09, 2013, 05:17:33 PM »
For surely a king is first a man. And so it must follow that a king does as all men do: the best he can.

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Re: oscar has turned this ship around, now get on board
« Reply #14 on: May 09, 2013, 05:45:50 PM »
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Re: oscar has turned this ship around, now get on board
« Reply #15 on: May 09, 2013, 06:41:11 PM »
typical bunch here at goEMAW, can't provide any tangible argument why anything i posted isn't true.

it's ok to admit when you're wrong.

Tell me more about this "pipeline". As in the pipeline to nowhere?

maybe you should check out the recruiting threads at the top of the page from time to time, or don't.   just keep your head in the sand, save us all the pain of having to look at it online :lol: 


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Re: oscar has turned this ship around, now get on board
« Reply #16 on: May 09, 2013, 08:32:37 PM »
Sign me up as leftenant of the ship. ahoy!
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« Reply #17 on: May 09, 2013, 08:38:04 PM »
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Re: oscar has turned this ship around, now get on board
« Reply #18 on: May 09, 2013, 11:35:19 PM »
I think the painting Clams drew really demonstrates why oscar is not well-liked around here. He needs to grow a beard and color it blond. If he did that and wore a crown on the sideline, people might stop thinking he doesn't know what he's doing. If you want people to think you are a boss, you have to look like one, and oscar just doesn't look like one.

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Re: oscar has turned this ship around, now get on board
« Reply #19 on: May 09, 2013, 11:40:42 PM »
i like 'clams as a person and a poster and a human but he is dead wrong here.

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Re: oscar has turned this ship around, now get on board
« Reply #20 on: May 10, 2013, 01:21:03 AM »
I thought Clams was an elite poster? Kind of a half-assed effort here.
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« Reply #21 on: May 10, 2013, 12:32:27 PM »
I would follow king oscar into battle.  I am a true wildcat.


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Re: oscar has turned this ship around, now get on board
« Reply #22 on: May 10, 2013, 12:42:48 PM »
He's more of like a city councilman than a king

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Re: oscar has turned this ship around, now get on board
« Reply #23 on: May 10, 2013, 12:52:28 PM »
He's more of like a city councilman than a king

Very anti FPD and yard orgies type councilman.

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« Reply #24 on: May 10, 2013, 01:22:32 PM »
The only ship oscar is captaining.