Hotness Tournament

[slobber]

For high school girls in WA.
http://www.foxnews.com/us/2013/05/08/website-reportedly-pits-washington-state-high-school-students-in-hotness/?test=latestnews

This kind of thing is sexualizing us girls like we're some sort of trophy

quoted all of the ugly girls.

[steve dave]

YLA won the goEMAW hotness tourny iirc

[420seriouscat69]

YLA won the goEMAW hotness tourny iirc

[420seriouscat69]

In all seriousness, when I was in 7th grade (and looked like a troll & was super fat & had parted wavy hair), we had a group of girls called the "Seven honeys from heaven!" They were very similar to "mean girls". Anyways, one of them asked me out on "April fools days" (I didn't know the date  ) and I said "YES!" Later that day at the assembly, she announced out loud that she April fools'd me and "she'd never go out with me in a million years!" That girl is a meth addict now and living in Northen Iowa. 

[mocat]

In all seriousness, when I was in 7th grade (and looked like a troll & was super fat & had parted wavy hair), we had a group of girls called the "Seven honeys from heaven!" They were very similar to "mean girls". Anyways, one of them asked me out on "April fools days" (I didn't know the date  ) and I said "YES!" Later that day at the assembly, she announced out loud that she April fools'd me and "she'd never go out with me in a million years!" That girl is a meth addict now and living in Northen Iowa. 

Well that is just one of many fascinating anecdotes that will no doubt be included in your biopic motion picture.

[420seriouscat69]

 

[Pett]

In all seriousness, when I was in 7th grade (and looked like a troll & was super fat & had parted wavy hair), we had a group of girls called the "Seven honeys from heaven!" They were very similar to "mean girls". Anyways, one of them asked me out on "April fools days" (I didn't know the date  ) and I said "YES!" Later that day at the assembly, she announced out loud that she April fools'd me and "she'd never go out with me in a million years!" That girl is a meth addict now and living in Northen Iowa. 

Here's an idea, you should abduct 3/7 "honeys from heaven" and chain them up in your basement for a decade

[Shacks]

Call/Facebook her on April Fools and ask her on a date

[slobber]

In all seriousness, when I was in 7th grade (and looked like a troll & was super fat & had parted wavy hair), we had a group of girls called the "Seven honeys from heaven!" They were very similar to "mean girls". Anyways, one of them asked me out on "April fools days" (I didn't know the date  ) and I said "YES!" Later that day at the assembly, she announced out loud that she April fools'd me and "she'd never go out with me in a million years!" That girl is a meth addict now and living in Northen Iowa. 

You should abduct 3/7 "honeys from heaven" and chain them up in your basement

Why would our Wacky want to chain up a bunch of meth heads in his basement?

[The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep]

we had a group of girls call themselves the t12 (tempting 12) then some dude called them out with a microphone at a pep rally and they cried to the principal and he bought them applebees.

[Pete]

YLA won the goEMAW hotness tourny iirc

Poonhound69 was right there too.

[Dugout DickStone]

Link to site?  I'll vote

[420seriouscat69]

Link to site?  I'll vote

[Pett]

In all seriousness, when I was in 7th grade (and looked like a troll & was super fat & had parted wavy hair), we had a group of girls called the "Seven honeys from heaven!" They were very similar to "mean girls". Anyways, one of them asked me out on "April fools days" (I didn't know the date  ) and I said "YES!" Later that day at the assembly, she announced out loud that she April fools'd me and "she'd never go out with me in a million years!" That girl is a meth addict now and living in Northen Iowa. 

You should abduct 3/7 "honeys from heaven" and chain them up in your basement

Why would our Wacky want to chain up a bunch of meth heads in his basement?

Payback.

[Shacks]

Link to site?  I'll vote

Someone needs to tweet this to Fitz and ask him who he voted for

[Emo EMAW]

I want a special series titled "Hotness Tournament:  Where are the past winners now?"

[EMAWmeister]

We had a sex bracket freshman year where boys moved on based on how many points they received for different activities throughout each period.  All involved were suspended. Was pretty sweet.

[OK_Cat]

would need some gc alums to talk about mean girls.  i was too busy working late hours in the bbs dungeon

[Frankenklein]

   So you Googled hot teens?

[star seed 7]

Watched mean girls last night.   Great movie... Lilo at the top of her game.

[SwiftCat]

We had a sex bracket freshman year where boys moved on based on how many points they received for different activities throughout each period.  All involved were suspended. Was pretty sweet.

The grade above me made our school famous for having rainbow parties.

[Mr Bread]

We had a sex bracket freshman year where boys moved on based on how many points they received for different activities throughout each period.  All involved were suspended. Was pretty sweet.

The grade above me made our school famous for having rainbow parties.

You're either a chump or a liar.

A rainbow party is a supposed group sex event featured in an urban legend spread since the early 2000s. A variant of other sex party urban myths, the stories claim that at these events, allegedly increasingly popular among adolescents, females wearing various shades of lipstick take turns fellating males in sequence, leaving multiple colors (a "rainbow") on their penises.  Sex researchers and adolescent health care professionals have found no evidence for the existence of rainbow parties, and as such attribute the spread of the stories to a moral panic.

[SwiftCat]

So, because those researchers never found evidence, it never happened anywhere else?

I'm probably a chump, but all I said was they made our school famous for it. It doesn't have to be true in order for their to be a reputation.

[Mr Bread]

So, because those researchers never found evidence, it never happened anywhere else?

I'm probably a chump, but all I said was they made our school famous for it. It doesn't have to be true in order for their to be a reputation.

They're so famous you can't link anything?  They got so goddamned famous it reversed itself and no one has ever even heard about it.  Like a black hole or something.  Imploded under the weight of its own famousness. 

Did you even read what a rainbow party is?  You can't make a rainbow dick by repeatedly sucking on it for christ's sake.  It obviously wouldn't work.  Of course they didn't have rough ridin' rainbow parties.  Get together and group bang?  Sure, why not.  Rainbow party?  Dumbass. 

[SwiftCat]

Geez Mr. Bread. Take it easy. You sure take your sexual deviance in high school seriously.

This is the 4th link when you search on google. I know it's a shitty Urban dictionary link, but the date at least confirms something.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Kapaun%20Mt%20Carmel