Author Topic: Bugs (Read 6213 times)

Quote from: dobber on May 08, 2013, 03:40:26 PM
Quote from: CFoD on May 08, 2013, 03:00:26 PM
I do not like fire ants.
This year alone...probably killed like a billion or so.

Do you get in the field much? TX or OK any?

Not that often. I just push buttons and make bugs die from my magical lair.

Emo EMAW · « **Reply #57 on:** May 08, 2013, 03:47:55 PM »

Maybe you are killing all the quail by mistake.

slobber · « **Reply #58 on:** May 08, 2013, 03:52:35 PM »

Nope! I don't push the quail button...EVER! I just pull the quail trigger!

jtksu · « **Reply #59 on:** May 08, 2013, 04:04:59 PM »

Quote from: Johnny Wichita on May 08, 2013, 03:15:34 PM

Quote from: steve dave on May 08, 2013, 03:03:49 PM
would you rather: get stung by a wasp or bitten by a spider (non deadly variety)

Quote from: AppleJack on May 08, 2013, 03:05:05 PM
spider duh

Got stung by a wasp poolside last summer. Was super pud.

As a kid, I got bit by a shitload of wasps at the lake. I don't recall it being very pud.

Rage Against the McKee · « **Reply #60 on:** May 08, 2013, 04:09:05 PM »

I think allergies probably come into play on the "stung by a wasp vs bit by a spider thing". I've never been stung or bit, so I'm not sure which would be worse, but both sound pretty unpleasant.

yoga-like_abana · « **Reply #61 on:** May 08, 2013, 04:11:14 PM »

Wasps have tiny mouths jtksu.. Seems like it would be pud

slobber · « **Reply #62 on:** May 08, 2013, 04:13:08 PM »

How about throwing "getting bit by a fire ant" in as a choice:

1:30 is awesome

Unruly · « **Reply #63 on:** May 08, 2013, 04:26:09 PM »

Quote from: j-dub on May 08, 2013, 01:22:54 PM

guys, one time i got a tick on the tip of my dong.

it was the worst.

And here I was thinking that I was the only person that this has ever happened to.

Emo EMAW · « **Reply #64 on:** May 08, 2013, 04:27:26 PM »

Just pulled a tick off my dog's ballsack. It was already dead (Frontline Plus) but still.

KSUblumpkin · « **Reply #65 on:** May 08, 2013, 04:30:22 PM »

I once got bit by a mosquito on the ole nutsack (left testie). I was at a tennis tournament and was constantly itching my scrote.

It was the worst.

_33 · « **Reply #66 on:** May 08, 2013, 04:30:32 PM »

You know when a gnat flies right around your ear and you wave it away but it keeps coming back with that really high pitched buzz right in your ear canal and you get so mad that you smash yourself in the head with your hand really hard and you think you got it but then a couple seconds later it's back and you're like "I just smashed myself in the head for nothing?" Sucks.

Rage Against the McKee · « **Reply #67 on:** May 08, 2013, 04:35:03 PM »

Quote from: _33 on May 08, 2013, 04:30:32 PM

You know when a gnat flies right around your ear and you wave it away but it keeps coming back with that really high pitched buzz right in your ear canal and you get so mad that you smash yourself in the head with your hand really hard and you think you got it but then a couple seconds later it's back and you're like "I just smashed myself in the head for nothing?" Sucks.

Yeah, gnats are pretty awful. The worst is when you have your window open and the gnats are small enough to just fly through your screen. I think somebody should create a bug zapper screen window just to catch the gnats that try to fly through.

KSUblumpkin · « **Reply #68 on:** May 08, 2013, 04:42:01 PM »

Quote from: Nuts Kicked on May 08, 2013, 04:35:03 PM

Quote from: _33 on May 08, 2013, 04:30:32 PM
You know when a gnat flies right around your ear and you wave it away but it keeps coming back with that really high pitched buzz right in your ear canal and you get so mad that you smash yourself in the head with your hand really hard and you think you got it but then a couple seconds later it's back and you're like "I just smashed myself in the head for nothing?" Sucks.

Yeah, gnats are pretty awful. The worst is when you have your window open and the gnats are small enough to just fly through your screen. I think somebody should create a bug zapper screen window just to catch the gnats that try to fly through.

Gnats are the worst. I hate it when you walk into a swarm of gnats. You can't see them and walk right into these swirling masses of gnats. You close your eyes/mouth, wave your hands and hope you don't get any in your nose.

bones129 · « **Reply #69 on:** May 08, 2013, 04:55:48 PM »

Quote from: steve dave on May 08, 2013, 03:05:41 PM

which would be grosser to have to eat? an ant or a grasshopper

Grasshopper. Grasshoppers, being larger than ants, have many more disgusting guts, etc.

jtksu · « **Reply #70 on:** May 08, 2013, 09:04:29 PM »

Quote from: yoga-like_abana on May 08, 2013, 04:11:14 PM

Wasps have tiny mouths jtksu.. Seems like it would be pud

Midgets have tiny hands but you don't want to get punched by a few dozen of them.

Cartierfor3 · « **Reply #71 on:** May 08, 2013, 11:11:54 PM »

Moth in the house RIGHT NOW

bones129 · « **Reply #72 on:** May 08, 2013, 11:24:50 PM »

Quote from: CartierFor3 on May 08, 2013, 11:11:54 PM

Moth in the house RIGHT NOW

Kill it.

jtksu · « **Reply #73 on:** May 08, 2013, 11:42:36 PM »

Quote from: bones129 on May 08, 2013, 11:24:50 PM

Quote from: CartierFor3 on May 08, 2013, 11:11:54 PM
Moth in the house RIGHT NOW

Kill it.

With fire.

Stevesie60 · « **Reply #74 on:** May 09, 2013, 12:08:25 AM »

Quote from: bones129 on May 08, 2013, 04:55:48 PM

Quote from: steve dave on May 08, 2013, 03:05:41 PM
which would be grosser to have to eat? an ant or a grasshopper

Grasshopper. Grasshoppers, being larger than ants, have many more disgusting guts, etc.

When I was in Africa people sold fried grasshoppers on the street. My friends and I at them by the handful. Not bad, but not much flavor either.