First world problems

[ChiComCat]

My rough ridin' computer (work) has been screwing around all morning trying to apply a Windows update (I think).  It's been several hours.  IT guy is all 

Hate this. Also hate it when I'm in a hurry to leave the office, shut down the computer only to have it tell me that it will be applying 25 Windows updates and NOT to turn off my computer for any reason. It takes its time to apply all 25 major updates and I'm late to whatever commitment I was rushing out the door to originally.  (IT experts, what will happen if I just force it to shut down next time?)

Does the computer have to be off?  Shut down the monitor, it will appear off, and get going

[EMAWican]

My rough ridin' computer (work) has been screwing around all morning trying to apply a Windows update (I think).  It's been several hours.  IT guy is all 

Hate this. Also hate it when I'm in a hurry to leave the office, shut down the computer only to have it tell me that it will be applying 25 Windows updates and NOT to turn off my computer for any reason. It takes its time to apply all 25 major updates and I'm late to whatever commitment I was rushing out the door to originally.  (IT experts, what will happen if I just force it to shut down next time?)

What's the reasoning for waiting around for the compewterr to shut off?  Just shut the monitor off and bail.

[steve dave]

this is america not nazi russia. just haul ass out and binge drink bruh.

[Emo EMAW]

this is america not nazi russia. just haul ass out and binge drink bruh.

Oh man this is what I did last night instead of apply these updates.  Now it's 1115, computer is working, but I'm already thinking about those samosas and the tandoori chicken at this Indian place we're going for lunch.  Morning:  RUINED BY NAZI RUSSIANS DISGUISED AS FREEDOM LOVING 'MERICANS! 

[Cire]

I can't decide where to eat lunch today.  FML

[puniraptor]

I was playing games on my phone on the toilet in the bathroom so long both my legs fell asleep.

[GoodForAnother]

I have to choose between two great job offers, either of which will increase my pay by at least 40% 

[slobber]

I have to choose between two great job offers, either of which will increase my pay by at least 40% 

That really sucks. I'll pour one out for you tonight.

[GoodForAnother]

I have to choose between two great job offers, either of which will increase my pay by at least 40% 

That really sucks. I'll pour one out for you tonight.

I appreciate it, it's been a real struggle

[bubbles4ksu]

I was playing games on my phone on the toilet in the bathroom so long both my legs fell asleep.

Hemorrhoids are an actual first world problem. Ts and Ps.

[pissclams]

I have to choose between two great job offers, either of which will increase my pay by at least 40% 

wow, you've really been getting screwed the past few years.  getting underpaid like that would suck. 

[mocat]

I have to choose between two great job offers, either of which will increase my pay by at least 40% 

I am happy for you GFA, but you may be one of those people that can't distinguish between a #FWP and a #humblebrag

[GoodForAnother]

I have to choose between two great job offers, either of which will increase my pay by at least 40% 

I am happy for you GFA, but you may be one of those people that can't distinguish between a #FWP and a #humblebrag

sounds like another #fwp for me.  eff.

[yoga-like_abana]

got 99 problems but a humblebrag aint one

[Institutional Control]

Both TVs in our break room are turned on to golf and I can't find either remote to turn the channel.

[Bloodfart]

OMG you guys!  Mrs Bf. M.D. has a pager that goes off all night long and it is keeping me awake and I just can't function without out atleast 8 hrs of uninterrupted sleep.  FML   

[puniraptor]

OMG you guys!  Mrs Bf. M.D. has a pager that goes off all night long and it is keeping me awake and I just can't function without out atleast 8 hrs of uninterrupted sleep.  FML   

I haven't seen a pager in ten years. NOT sure this is a first world issue.

[CNS]

OMG you guys!  Mrs Bf. M.D. has a pager that goes off all night long and it is keeping me awake and I just can't function without out atleast 8 hrs of uninterrupted sleep.  FML   

I haven't seen a pager in ten years. NOT sure this is a first world issue.

High paid sugar momma doctor pagers are def a first world problem. 

[Bloodfart]

OMG you guys!  Mrs Bf. M.D. has a pager that goes off all night long and it is keeping me awake and I just can't function without out atleast 8 hrs of uninterrupted sleep.  FML   

I haven't seen a pager in ten years. NOT sure this is a first world issue.

You know what they say only drug dealers and doctors have pagers. omg! lol  It's not really a pager (during residency they actually do still use pagers) it's an Iphone but does that really matter?  It is still keeping me awake at night.  fml 

High paid sugar momma doctor pagers are def a first world problem.

[Tobias]

OMG you guys!  Mrs Bf. M.D. has a pager that goes off all night long and it is keeping me awake and I just can't function without out atleast 8 hrs of uninterrupted sleep.  FML   

I haven't seen a pager in ten years. NOT sure this is a first world issue.

High paid sugar momma doctor pagers are def a first world problem.

stay-at-home dad is def a first-world'r

[pissclams]

can confirm doctors still use pagers.  apparently they have a stronger signal than cell phones and are more reliable.

[yoga-like_abana]

can confirm that no one cares

[Cartierfor3]

Samples at Sam's yesterday were a solid F-

[pissclams]

can confirm that no one cares

can confirm you can eat a male genitals

[michigancat]

I'm a little worried about y-la's anger issues.