You get 1 year to dedicate yourself to learning something new...

[puniraptor]

Strongman

[Mrs. Gooch]

I'd train to be one of those Cirque du Soleil performers. Maybe one that does acrobatic things with the hanging drapey cloth and ropes.

[The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep]

I'd train to be one of those Cirque du Soleil performers. Maybe one that does acrobatic things with the hanging drapey cloth and ropes.

Grats, Gooch

[chunkles]

batmanning the eff out of crime and evil
because criminals are all around us and justice should probably be getting served with karate chops on their throats

[Asteriskhead]

Strongman

That takes more than a year.

[Saulbadguy]

Exploiting/hacking

[yoga-like_abana]

Strongman

That takes more than a year.

no

access to any materials you need. 

[chum1]

No, I agree with Mrs. Gooch's earlier point that you can only get so good at many things in year.  Top athletes, for example condition their bodies for many years.  You can't expedite physiology just because you have a lot of time on your hands.  And with things like piano, concert pianists practice like six to eight hours a day for many years.  The point is that, even if you don't aspire to be BITB, there are limitations.

[pissclams]

i disagree.  definitely no limitations.  anyone can be mozart if they try (hard) for 5-6 months.

[chum1]

Oh, and another excellent point about physical training by me is that rest is often a required part of the regimen.  Going all out all of the time often isn't as productive in the long run as following a plan that includes days of rest that allow your body to heal and get stronger.

[Fldermaus]

Imagine you don't have to work, no distractions and access to any materials you need.

I would learn embryology techniques for labeling cells during development and inserting genes into living cells.

[Rage Against the McKee]

No, I agree with Mrs. Gooch's earlier point that you can only get so good at many things in year.  Top athletes, for example condition their bodies for many years.  You can't expedite physiology just because you have a lot of time on your hands.  And with things like piano, concert pianists practice like six to eight hours a day for many years.  The point is that, even if you don't aspire to be BITB, there are limitations.

You aren't going to be a concert pianist with 1 year of training, but you could definitely get good enough to play at bars and parties.

[SkinnyBenny]

No, I agree with Mrs. Gooch's earlier point that you can only get so good at many things in year.  Top athletes, for example condition their bodies for many years.  You can't expedite physiology just because you have a lot of time on your hands.  And with things like piano, concert pianists practice like six to eight hours a day for many years.  The point is that, even if you don't aspire to be BITB, there are limitations.

You aren't going to be a concert pianist with 1 year of training, but you could definitely get good enough to play at bars and parties.

Parties yes, bars probably not. Piano has a much slower learning curve than guitar. Sorry.

[Emo EMAW]

NO SELF LIMITATIONS

[chum1]

No, I agree with Mrs. Gooch's earlier point that you can only get so good at many things in year.  Top athletes, for example condition their bodies for many years.  You can't expedite physiology just because you have a lot of time on your hands.  And with things like piano, concert pianists practice like six to eight hours a day for many years.  The point is that, even if you don't aspire to be BITB, there are limitations.

You aren't going to be a concert pianist with 1 year of training, but you could definitely get good enough to play at bars and parties.

I'm dubious. 

[SkinnyBenny]

NO SELF LIMITATIONS

you right, you right.

[The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep]

I want to be able to drink like 50 beers or so in a sitting and still be able to drive home.

[CHONGS]

No, I agree with Mrs. Gooch's earlier point that you can only get so good at many things in year.  Top athletes, for example condition their bodies for many years.  You can't expedite physiology just because you have a lot of time on your hands.  And with things like piano, concert pianists practice like six to eight hours a day for many years.  The point is that, even if you don't aspire to be BITB, there are limitations.

You aren't going to be a concert pianist with 1 year of training, but you could definitely get good enough to play at bars and parties.

I'm dubious. 

I think a year (full time) should be enough to get competent. You won't be great or anything, but you will be able to play a few songs well and have enough of a base to keep learning by reduced practice time.  I guess in other words, this year would provide the base that 99% of the population never gets, and that IMO is often the biggest hurdle to learning something new and retaining it.

[Cartierfor3]

Lion taming

[CHONGS]

magic tricks (not stage stuff the david copperfield, but small sleight of hand stuff)

[MeatSauce]

visit "haunted" houses, churches, graveyards, etc. etc. etc.

[Asteriskhead]

Strongman

That takes more than a year.

no

access to any materials you need. 

Even with access to AAS, other PED's and adequate coaching it would take more than a year.

[nicname]

Old tymey sea voyaging.

[Emo EMAW]

Old tymey sea voyaging.

Oh eff yes!

[Cartierfor3]

Tiger taming too.