Hey, Gang. It's your old pal CanConfirm here.
My apologies for the extended absence--I've been named Creative Director of Jay-Z's new agency, so I haven't had a whole lot of time to focus on LHOFHCBS and his fighting SnyderCats. But, like these Wild Wild Cats we all hold so dear, I have emerged from my hibernation this spring and am once again on the prowl, hunting for more Dr. Peppers.
Even though I've been rubbing elbows with H.O.V.A's associates in various VIP lounges for the past few months, I've been closely monitoring the whole Sams/Waters debate. And _Fan, while you know I respect your work, I personally think this thread is silly. I mean, technically there's a "choice," and LHOFBill's gonna LHOFBill, but we all know this battle has a winner who was awarded this job by Divine Right.
With apologies to Pissclams, his trolling, and his five(?)-thread bracket to pick Jake Waters's moniker,
his true nickname is "#Life Insurance," because that's all he is, and that's all he will ever be*.
*Apologies if this nickname is CanLuked.