vote for your favorite nickname for jake waters (starting qb)
- "Playbook"
- Esteves Rivera Morales Waters
- the dominator.edu
- Aquafina
- Purple Poseidon
- Jake "The Lazy River Runs Through Him" Waters
- Jake "The Bridge over the River Tuttle" Waters
- Poindexter
- Little Baby Britta Filter
- Rio GRAND
- Po
- Laguna Beach
- The Purple Mountain Mariner
- Wade
- The Purple Bayou Baller
- Prince Caspian
- Squirtle
- Captain Jake Sparrow
- Tread Dog
- toastface thrilla
- QB2
- Architeuthis J
- Crater Maker
- Electric Ninja Torpedo.org
- The Howitzer
- Supersonic Piss Ball Exploder
- The Magic Bullet
- The Final Solution
- Nitroglycerin Semen
- Dynamite Stick
- The Harlem Jake
- Flash Dance Calliope
- Vibrational Longitude Defiler
- Mr. W
- The Biomechanical Bull
- Shark 'roids
- Jake Trim
- Trim Spa
- The Human Quarterback
- The Law
- Jake Plisskin
- Anthropomorphic Allegator Karate Chop
- The Bulldog Pup
- Country Breakfast
- Pigskin Catapult Fricassee
- Jake "Dark-horse Heisman candidate" Waters
- Peach Blossom
- Death's Boutonniere
- The Wizard's Sleeve
- Torpedo is perfect
- diamond carbide tipped death drill bit
- Rain Man
- The Bulge
- BTK
- Gnarles Jakeley
- State Faire
- Flesh Turtleneck
- The Boy Scout
- Big Wang Theory
- Silent but Medley
- Uncle Rico
- Aurora Spirialis
- Porky Morganballs
- Balls McSpiralhands
- Ol' Liquormouth
- The Iron Long
- Relf
- Gigantus
- Cakes
- The Plumber
- Water McWaterson
- Banana Jake
- Wake Jaters
- The Emperor
- Soda
- Dlew's dead neighbor
- The Great Automaton
- Jackoff Wankers
- El Chupacabra
- Palindrome
- Reticulated Jakethon
- Long Jake Silver
- The Lorax
- panjakes
- chicken fried jake
- Honest Jake
- The Rambler
- Cruiser
- Jamocha Chocolate Jake
- aerial sonar
- pink taco
- The Schooner
- philanthropic pizza business
- AirMail House
- jake "your mom's favorite player" waters
- the human atlatl
- Yellow Jake Uranium
- Sliced Bread
- El Culo Peligroso
- La Mano Pelutha