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Re: official: starting QB jake waters nickname thread
« Reply #200 on: April 23, 2013, 11:20:38 PM »
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Re: official: starting QB jake waters nickname thread
« Reply #201 on: April 24, 2013, 12:09:32 AM »
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Re: official: starting QB jake waters nickname thread
« Reply #202 on: April 24, 2013, 12:20:44 AM »
jake "your mom's favorite player" waters

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Re: official: starting QB jake waters nickname thread
« Reply #203 on: April 24, 2013, 12:22:23 AM »
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Re: official: starting QB jake waters nickname thread
« Reply #204 on: April 24, 2013, 01:07:26 AM »
I'm sorry, but did the Daniel Sams already lose the QB battle? Oh, that's right. The pre-season isn't even over yet. In fact, it's only April. Does not having the April QB lead count as a loss? Is that what you're saying? Because if you're saying that I can assure you that you're wrong. Why would you make this topic when the spring game hasn't even rough ridin' happened? #Life is still playing right now he's been the most dynamic QB on the roster for how many years now? He's playing a guy that just happens to have a lead because he's feeding off the energy of winning national JUCO player of the year. But you know what? #Life is one of the best rough ridin' QBs in the NCAA, he had a ton of touchdowns last year and would have won the Heisman and the Natty if he didn't have a world crushing stud in front of him. Maybe you should shut the eff up before you make stupid topics like this. You know why? Because you're going to be embarrassed when #Life wins and someone bumps this topic. Are you a rough ridin' drunk? Are you stupid as crap? Are you a low-life crap-mouthed little bitch? You are a rough ridin' idiot and you should never make a topic on this board again and I'm rough ridin' serious. I almost have a feeling you're the only guy making all these anti-#Life topics because you're a hater who doesn't like the QB because he's good. eff you, be good at something in YOUR life and then maybe try to troll these rough ridin' QBs on the board, like I give a eff. It's so easy to spot out your threads now. Always doing stupid crap like this. Why don't you try to be a good poster? Just for once? For once in your rough ridin' life try not to make a topic like this. That's just you, you're always right at getting it wrong. eff you. You are nothing.

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Re: official: starting QB jake waters nickname thread
« Reply #205 on: April 24, 2013, 01:14:47 AM »
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"How will I recruit to Manhattan? Well, distance. And the proud state of basketball. It start there, and then daily flights to Dallas, because I'm really good at going out. Like top five good. Ask my wife. She wants me to be happy."

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Re: official: starting QB jake waters nickname thread
« Reply #206 on: April 24, 2013, 06:47:26 AM »
Yellow Jake Uranium

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Re: official: starting QB jake waters nickname thread
« Reply #207 on: April 24, 2013, 07:23:15 AM »
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Re: official: starting QB jake waters nickname thread
« Reply #208 on: April 24, 2013, 07:41:53 AM »
The combo of J's post and his avi made me lol pretty loud.   I just imagine that kid yelling that with that face.:lol:

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Re: official: starting QB jake waters nickname thread
« Reply #209 on: April 24, 2013, 07:42:42 AM »
I'm sorry, but did the Daniel Sams already lose the QB battle? Oh, that's right. The pre-season isn't even over yet. In fact, it's only April. Does not having the April QB lead count as a loss? Is that what you're saying? Because if you're saying that I can assure you that you're wrong. Why would you make this topic when the spring game hasn't even rough ridin' happened? #Life is still playing right now he's been the most dynamic QB on the roster for how many years now? He's playing a guy that just happens to have a lead because he's feeding off the energy of winning national JUCO player of the year. But you know what? #Life is one of the best rough ridin' QBs in the NCAA, he had a ton of touchdowns last year and would have won the Heisman and the Natty if he didn't have a world crushing stud in front of him. Maybe you should shut the eff up before you make stupid topics like this. You know why? Because you're going to be embarrassed when #Life wins and someone bumps this topic. Are you a rough ridin' drunk? Are you stupid as crap? Are you a low-life crap-mouthed little bitch? You are a rough ridin' idiot and you should never make a topic on this board again and I'm rough ridin' serious. I almost have a feeling you're the only guy making all these anti-#Life topics because you're a hater who doesn't like the QB because he's good. eff you, be good at something in YOUR life and then maybe try to troll these rough ridin' QBs on the board, like I give a eff. It's so easy to spot out your threads now. Always doing stupid crap like this. Why don't you try to be a good poster? Just for once? For once in your rough ridin' life try not to make a topic like this. That's just you, you're always right at getting it wrong. eff you. You are nothing.

really?  way too long for a nickname, sorry bub


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Re: official: starting QB jake waters nickname thread
« Reply #210 on: April 24, 2013, 07:44:41 AM »
El Culo Peligroso


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Re: official: starting QB jake waters nickname thread
« Reply #211 on: April 24, 2013, 07:45:25 AM »
I'm sorry, but did the Daniel Sams already lose the QB battle? Oh, that's right. The pre-season isn't even over yet. In fact, it's only April. Does not having the April QB lead count as a loss? Is that what you're saying? Because if you're saying that I can assure you that you're wrong. Why would you make this topic when the spring game hasn't even rough ridin' happened? #Life is still playing right now he's been the most dynamic QB on the roster for how many years now? He's playing a guy that just happens to have a lead because he's feeding off the energy of winning national JUCO player of the year. But you know what? #Life is one of the best rough ridin' QBs in the NCAA, he had a ton of touchdowns last year and would have won the Heisman and the Natty if he didn't have a world crushing stud in front of him. Maybe you should shut the eff up before you make stupid topics like this. You know why? Because you're going to be embarrassed when #Life wins and someone bumps this topic. Are you a rough ridin' drunk? Are you stupid as crap? Are you a low-life crap-mouthed little bitch? You are a rough ridin' idiot and you should never make a topic on this board again and I'm rough ridin' serious. I almost have a feeling you're the only guy making all these anti-#Life topics because you're a hater who doesn't like the QB because he's good. eff you, be good at something in YOUR life and then maybe try to troll these rough ridin' QBs on the board, like I give a eff. It's so easy to spot out your threads now. Always doing stupid crap like this. Why don't you try to be a good poster? Just for once? For once in your rough ridin' life try not to make a topic like this. That's just you, you're always right at getting it wrong. eff you. You are nothing.

really?  way too long for a nickname, sorry bub

Yep.  Whittle it down to battle or April and you might have something.
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Re: official: starting QB jake waters nickname thread
« Reply #212 on: April 24, 2013, 07:54:22 AM »
My prescience is fully engorged.  It throbs with righteous accuracy.  I am sated.

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Re: official: starting QB jake waters nickname thread
« Reply #213 on: April 24, 2013, 08:07:01 AM »
Sticking with the Spanish theme:

La Mano Pelutha

Translation:  The hairy hand.  In Mexican folklore la Mano Pelutha would come and take children in the night if they were bad.  Parents used this to scare their children into being well behaved. 

Gallo del Cielo

Translation:  Rooster from heaven.  Famous fighting rooster portrayed in a Joe Ely's (I think it was Joe Ely?) song "Gallo del Cielo."

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Re: official: starting QB jake waters nickname thread
« Reply #214 on: April 24, 2013, 08:20:37 AM »
Who is the Cat's fattest o-lineman? Whoever that is, I hope that Jake and him become great friends and that the o-lineman is schemed to pull out to the edge and make bone crushing blocks as Jake scampers down the sideline. We can call them.....


JAKE AND THE FAT MAN

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Re: official: starting QB jake waters nickname thread
« Reply #215 on: April 24, 2013, 08:34:58 AM »
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Re: official: starting QB jake waters nickname thread
« Reply #216 on: April 24, 2013, 08:37:30 AM »
Who is the Cat's fattest o-lineman? Whoever that is, I hope that Jake and him become great friends and that the o-lineman is schemed to pull out to the edge and make bone crushing blocks as Jake scampers down the sideline. We can call them.....


JAKE AND THE FAT MAN
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Re: official: starting QB jake waters nickname thread
« Reply #217 on: April 24, 2013, 08:40:07 AM »
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Re: official: starting QB jake waters nickname thread
« Reply #218 on: April 24, 2013, 08:40:19 AM »
Who is the Cat's fattest o-lineman? Whoever that is, I hope that Jake and him become great friends and that the o-lineman is schemed to pull out to the edge and make bone crushing blocks as Jake scampers down the sideline. We can call them.....


JAKE AND THE FAT MAN

Good time for an o-line update:  rumors that Whitehair has grown muscles on his muscles.  Super ripped.  Very big.  Would probably be taken over Joeckel if he entered the draft right now.

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Re: official: starting QB jake waters nickname thread
« Reply #221 on: April 24, 2013, 09:27:13 AM »
i didn't read this thread past the first few ideas, but I really liked "J2O"

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Re: official: starting QB jake waters nickname thread
« Reply #222 on: April 24, 2013, 09:31:44 AM »
Banana Jake

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Re: official: starting QB jake waters nickname thread
« Reply #223 on: April 24, 2013, 09:35:06 AM »
Simple Jake
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Re: official: starting QB jake waters nickname thread
« Reply #224 on: April 24, 2013, 09:40:38 AM »
Jake ARMageddon the Fatman
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