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« on: April 19, 2013, 11:57:20 AM »
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Re: coconut water
« Reply #1 on: April 19, 2013, 12:00:39 PM »
it tastes disgusting

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Re: coconut water
« Reply #2 on: April 19, 2013, 12:00:39 PM »
sounds tasty, I love coconut

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« Reply #3 on: April 19, 2013, 12:01:42 PM »
It's good for you and gives you diarrhea

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Re: coconut water
« Reply #4 on: April 19, 2013, 12:02:02 PM »
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Re: coconut water
« Reply #5 on: April 19, 2013, 12:07:05 PM »
supposed to be super healthy.  tried it once.  couldn't finish my little juice box thingy.  :barf:
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Re: coconut water
« Reply #6 on: April 19, 2013, 12:09:57 PM »
It's good right out of the coconut, but not from a bottle.

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Re: coconut water
« Reply #7 on: April 19, 2013, 12:10:12 PM »
Regular water is plenty healthy without coconuts.

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Re: coconut water
« Reply #8 on: April 19, 2013, 12:14:58 PM »
At the a hotel I stayed at in Asia they have coconuts cut into the shapes of cups on ice. You walk up and have the guy cut the top off and give you a straw. I don't like coconut that much but I'd slam two or three of them every morning and they were rough ridin' delicious.

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« Reply #9 on: April 19, 2013, 12:17:50 PM »
They have that in Mexico too but they dump shitloads if booze in them and we all party

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Re: coconut water
« Reply #10 on: April 19, 2013, 12:25:08 PM »
ya they do that in hawaii too but the hot girls use them as bra cups and dance and then you have sexytime


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Re: coconut water
« Reply #11 on: April 19, 2013, 12:27:45 PM »
I've never been to Hawaii or Mexico but they sound like awesome places for coconut water.

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Re: coconut water
« Reply #12 on: April 19, 2013, 12:32:38 PM »
big time coconut water insider (indian) co-worker of clams was seen drinking this yesterday as he ate his curry chicken salad



when asked what it was, he said "this is the most natural tasting coconut water made, i've been to india many times and this is just like the real thing."

30 mins and $5 later clams went to whole foods and grabbed a 16 fl oz bottle.  experiment complete.


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Re: coconut water
« Reply #13 on: April 19, 2013, 12:33:25 PM »
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I see what you did there.    :grin:

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« Reply #14 on: April 19, 2013, 12:36:28 PM »
get drunk on coco water and then drink it for your hangover
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Re: coconut water
« Reply #15 on: April 19, 2013, 12:53:02 PM »
big time coconut water insider (indian) co-worker of clams was seen drinking this yesterday as he ate his curry chicken salad



when asked what it was, he said "this is the most natural tasting coconut water made, i've been to india many times and this is just like the real thing."

30 mins and $5 later clams went to whole foods and grabbed a 16 fl oz bottle.  experiment complete.
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Re: coconut water
« Reply #16 on: April 19, 2013, 12:54:41 PM »
i always call it "coconut milk." 

am i wrong, or is clams wrong?


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Re: coconut water
« Reply #17 on: April 19, 2013, 12:56:11 PM »
i always call it "coconut milk." 

am i wrong, or is clams wrong?
I think those are 2 different things*

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Re: coconut water
« Reply #18 on: April 19, 2013, 01:10:40 PM »
i doubt i'm wrong since i started the thread :lol: 


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Re: coconut water
« Reply #19 on: April 19, 2013, 01:15:42 PM »
It is isotonic and sterile and can be used for IV fluid in a pinch!

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Re: coconut water
« Reply #20 on: April 19, 2013, 01:16:12 PM »
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Re: coconut water
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Re: coconut water
« Reply #23 on: April 19, 2013, 01:34:46 PM »
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Re: coconut water
« Reply #24 on: April 19, 2013, 01:36:50 PM »
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