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« on: April 17, 2013, 07:42:17 PM »


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Re: weird products
« Reply #2 on: April 17, 2013, 07:53:31 PM »
I've been waiting for somebody to start a thread like this so I could post this.  I'm going to just assume this is luked and everyone has seen it, but the comments are really fantastic.  literally had me :lol:

http://www.amazon.com/Hutzler-5717-571-Banana-Slicer/dp/B0047E0EII/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1366246279&sr=8-1&keywords=banana+slicer
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Re: weird products
« Reply #4 on: April 17, 2013, 08:14:11 PM »
Tag away and the arm sleeves are pretty weird
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Re: weird products
« Reply #5 on: April 18, 2013, 09:27:58 AM »
I've been waiting for somebody to start a thread like this so I could post this.  I'm going to just assume this is luked and everyone has seen it, but the comments are really fantastic.  literally had me :lol:

http://www.amazon.com/Hutzler-5717-571-Banana-Slicer/dp/B0047E0EII/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1366246279&sr=8-1&keywords=banana+slicer

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What can I say about the 571B Banana Slicer that hasn't already been said about the wheel, penicillin, or the iPhone.... this is one of the greatest inventions of all time. My husband and I would argue constantly over who had to cut the day's banana slices. It's one of those chores NO ONE wants to do! You know, the old "I spent the entire day rearing OUR children, maybe YOU can pitch in a little and cut these bananas?" and of course, "You think I have the energy to slave over your damn bananas? I worked a 12 hour shift just to come home to THIS?!" These are the things that can destroy an entire relationship. It got to the point where our children could sense the tension. The minute I heard our 6-year-old girl in her bedroom, re-enacting our daily banana fight with her Barbie dolls, I knew we had to make a change. That's when I found the 571B Banana Slicer. Our marriage has never been healthier, AND we've even incorporated it into our lovemaking. THANKS 571B BANANA SLICER!

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I tried the banana slicer and found it unacceptable. As shown in the picture, the slices is curved from left to right. All of my bananas are bent the other way.
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Re: weird products
« Reply #6 on: April 18, 2013, 10:20:48 AM »
I've been waiting for somebody to start a thread like this so I could post this.  I'm going to just assume this is luked and everyone has seen it, but the comments are really fantastic.  literally had me :lol:

http://www.amazon.com/Hutzler-5717-571-Banana-Slicer/dp/B0047E0EII/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1366246279&sr=8-1&keywords=banana+slicer

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What can I say about the 571B Banana Slicer that hasn't already been said about the wheel, penicillin, or the iPhone.... this is one of the greatest inventions of all time. My husband and I would argue constantly over who had to cut the day's banana slices. It's one of those chores NO ONE wants to do! You know, the old "I spent the entire day rearing OUR children, maybe YOU can pitch in a little and cut these bananas?" and of course, "You think I have the energy to slave over your damn bananas? I worked a 12 hour shift just to come home to THIS?!" These are the things that can destroy an entire relationship. It got to the point where our children could sense the tension. The minute I heard our 6-year-old girl in her bedroom, re-enacting our daily banana fight with her Barbie dolls, I knew we had to make a change. That's when I found the 571B Banana Slicer. Our marriage has never been healthier, AND we've even incorporated it into our lovemaking. THANKS 571B BANANA SLICER!

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I tried the banana slicer and found it unacceptable. As shown in the picture, the slices is curved from left to right. All of my bananas are bent the other way.

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Re: weird products
« Reply #7 on: April 18, 2013, 10:41:45 AM »
http://www.amazon.com/BIC-Cristal-1-0mm-Black-MSLP16-Blk/dp/B004F9QBE6

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