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Offline O-town Kat

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No time for post-game well wishing or words of wisdom from Charlie apparently.  He had a Bon Jovi concert to get to.

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Beems I hope you're over the moon on these developments, you have to feel like things are looking up.   


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Man oh man, Oregon "6361 Posts on goEMAW.com" Smock got us there fellas.

Ouchie.

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KU is such a hot topic on this board, it's surprising I've only got as many posts as I do.

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So much pent up aggression and frustration from 47-3... it really is a thing of beauty.

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a ku fan bringing up basketball on a football board. what a shocking turn of events.

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Why is this thread on a K-State message board?  Seems like you guys worry an awful lot about KU.

I have family in Lawrence. Some drunk KU football player on the rampage isn't just a KU board topic, dork.

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All kansans should be concerned Ben, Lawrence's rampant alcohol addiction is a black eye on the great sunflower state. Good kansas folk shouldn't be afraid to drive through a town because of the high likelihood they will be plowed into by some loaded footballhawk.

I hope a good Christian man like governor Sam brownback will declare a state of emergency and take our state back from the enabling monsters in Lville.
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KU is such a hot topic on this board, it's surprising I've only got as many posts as I do.


You do realize that most come here for "entertainment", don't you? 

Lil bro's athletic departments are highly entertaining to us EMAWs.

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Why is this thread on a K-State message board?  Seems like you guys worry an awful lot about KU.

I have family in Lawrence. Some drunk KU football player on the rampage isn't just a KU board topic, dork.

Animals.

T's and p's WW, I have family in sacremento and from what I understand, the Lawrence culture of addiction has taken hold there as well. May the Lord watch over and protect both our families.
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Do you guys think Sizemore is chugging mouthwash or aftershave to get his buzz tonight?  I bet he blacks out on windex.  Jamming acdc

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My wife found out about this.  She says she's had enough and now we have to take 24/40 to bypass Lawrence when we go to MHK.  Just doesn't want to risk it.   :angry:

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To be honest, if I played for KU football and I hadn't won a conference in 10 years, I'd be a raging alcoholic too.
« Last Edit: April 17, 2013, 10:50:28 AM by Wackycat08 »

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KU Footballer/Alcohol Addict Drives Drunk, Is Like A Loaded Gun Out There
« Reply #38 on: April 17, 2013, 10:47:09 AM »
That's a great question, LSOC. I would guess at this point he is cruising down Iowa Blvd. with a bunch of empty Listerines rattling around in the back, and now that he's out of mouthwash to chug he's opening a bottle of Robatussin and doing beer bongs with it. Oops, slammed another parked car. And Sizemore drives on anyway, heading due south through the night so he can say that he "went through to Texas, yeeeeah Texas, and [he] had some fun."

It's sad.
« Last Edit: April 17, 2013, 11:12:55 AM by SkinnyBenny »
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I get nervous every time i open this thread that there are going to be obituaries.   :frown:

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That's a great question, LSOC. I would guess at this point he is cruising down Iowa Blvd. with a bunch of empty Listerines rattling around in the back, and now that he's out of mouthwash to chug he's opening a bottle of Robatussin and doing beer bongs with it. Oops, slammed another parked car. And Sizemore drives on anyway, heading due south through the night so he can say that he "went through to Texas, yeeeeah Texas, and [he] had some fun."

It's sad.

Get it together, SB. This board expects more of you.

Hayseed outed.

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KU Footballer/Alcohol Addict Drives Drunk, Is Like A Loaded Gun Out There
« Reply #41 on: April 17, 2013, 04:43:34 PM »
That's what he slams before he drives drunk and crashes into cars and people. :dunno:
"walking around mhk and crying in the rain because of love lost is the absolute purest and best thing in the world.  i hope i fall in love during the next few weeks and get my heart broken and it starts raining just to experience it one last time."   --Dlew12

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I will never understand student athletes getting dui's, they have to have at least 20 cleat chasers that would love to come pick them up. It's just shameful and selfish

They can't even get 20 cleat chasers to show up to their games on Saturdays.

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I will never understand student athletes getting dui's, they have to have at least 20 cleat chasers that would love to come pick them up. It's just shameful and selfish

They can't even get 20 cleat chasers to show up to their games on Saturdays.

Ku athletes are ugly as ass.

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I will never understand student athletes getting dui's, they have to have at least 20 cleat chasers that would love to come pick them up. It's just shameful and selfish

They can't even get 20 cleat chasers to show up to their games on Saturdays.

Ku athletes are ugly as ass.


Limestone sucks as a poster and makes blanket statements like its going out of style. 


(insert blanket statement here)

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these young men need mentors


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Oregonben knows first hand how much peer pressure there is to drink and drive in Lawrence.
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I will never understand student athletes getting dui's, they have to have at least 20 cleat chasers that would love to come pick them up. It's just shameful and selfish

They can't even get 20 cleat chasers to show up to their games on Saturdays.

Ku athletes are ugly as ass.


Limestone sucks as a poster and makes blanket statements like its going out of style. 


(insert blanket statement here)

Let's start an hominen attacks thread for this baloney.

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(insert blanket statement bad-mouthing KU athletes here)

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