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Re: Planning weddings
« Reply #400 on: July 30, 2015, 06:56:42 PM »
full mass catholic weddings are the rough ridin' worst, T's wacky

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Re: Planning weddings
« Reply #401 on: July 30, 2015, 06:57:14 PM »
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Re: Planning weddings
« Reply #402 on: July 30, 2015, 08:10:45 PM »
Address the hands at the rehearsal or before the wedding with the grooms men - just all do the same thing

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Re: Planning weddings
« Reply #403 on: July 30, 2015, 08:18:00 PM »
Good call, chi! :thumbs:

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« Reply #404 on: July 30, 2015, 08:19:57 PM »
Guys, I'm in a wedding this Saturday. What do I do with my hands?!!! In my pockets? I have to stand up there for an hour in front of everyone?!!!  :runaway:

Don't put your hands in your pockets.

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Re: Planning weddings
« Reply #405 on: July 30, 2015, 08:49:20 PM »
The wedding I am attending is a full Catholic Mass.  I have never met the bride and groom.  I am just a hired pianist for the wedding.  A little side money makes it bearable.

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« Reply #406 on: July 30, 2015, 10:14:16 PM »
The wedding I am attending is a full Catholic Mass.  I have never met the bride and groom.  I am just a hired pianist for the wedding.  A little side money makes it bearable.

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Re: Planning weddings
« Reply #407 on: July 30, 2015, 10:15:23 PM »
As a hired pianist, is it hard to keep it up for such a long mass?

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« Reply #408 on: July 30, 2015, 10:16:53 PM »
i doubt there are many that last over 4 hours

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Re: Planning weddings
« Reply #409 on: July 30, 2015, 10:21:39 PM »
Yarrrr, I thought the hired pianist was for after the wedding, yohoho

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Re: Planning weddings
« Reply #410 on: July 30, 2015, 10:30:25 PM »
Guys, I'm in a wedding this Saturday. What do I do with my hands?!!! In my pockets? I have to stand up there for an hour in front of everyone?!!!  :runaway:

I don't think they make the wedding party stand up front the whole time if there's a full mass. At least the ones I've been to haven't done that.

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« Reply #411 on: July 31, 2015, 01:26:05 AM »
Full Masses are awesome. And being a groomsmen in one is cool too. You're not up there the whole time at all. It will all be worked through at the rehearsal anyway.

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Re: Planning weddings
« Reply #412 on: July 31, 2015, 06:27:54 AM »
As a hired pianist, is it hard to keep it up for such a long mass?
I've never had any trouble doing anything for four hours. 

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« Reply #413 on: July 31, 2015, 06:38:24 AM »
Canary I have also been a hard penis at weddings. What are you playing?
"walking around mhk and crying in the rain because of love lost is the absolute purest and best thing in the world.  i hope i fall in love during the next few weeks and get my heart broken and it starts raining just to experience it one last time."   --Dlew12

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« Reply #414 on: July 31, 2015, 07:25:27 AM »
Instrumentally or song list?

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« Reply #415 on: July 31, 2015, 07:40:36 AM »
Everything. Lay it on me.
"walking around mhk and crying in the rain because of love lost is the absolute purest and best thing in the world.  i hope i fall in love during the next few weeks and get my heart broken and it starts raining just to experience it one last time."   --Dlew12

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Re: Planning weddings
« Reply #416 on: July 31, 2015, 08:04:43 AM »
Classical organ
Contemporary piano


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« Reply #417 on: July 31, 2015, 08:27:58 AM »
I mean really I was looking for what specific music you're playing.
"walking around mhk and crying in the rain because of love lost is the absolute purest and best thing in the world.  i hope i fall in love during the next few weeks and get my heart broken and it starts raining just to experience it one last time."   --Dlew12

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« Reply #418 on: July 31, 2015, 08:33:46 AM »
Okay, here it is: Ave Maria, Arioso, Chorale from Cantata 147 (Jesu...), Ode to Joy. All on organ
Piano list: Covenant Hymn, the Name of God, and Love Endures
Then just the rest of the Catholic Mass.
I'm headed to the church now to practice.  Where do you play?

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Re: Planning weddings
« Reply #419 on: July 31, 2015, 08:49:11 AM »
Okay, here it is: Ave Maria, Arioso, Chorale from Cantata 147 (Jesu...), Ode to Joy. All on organ
Piano list: Covenant Hymn, the Name of God, and Love Endures
Then just the rest of the Catholic Mass.
I'm headed to the church now to practice.  Where do you play?

Feel like we're hijacking this thread from its true purpose, which is bashing that idiot mommyblogger. Will PM.
"walking around mhk and crying in the rain because of love lost is the absolute purest and best thing in the world.  i hope i fall in love during the next few weeks and get my heart broken and it starts raining just to experience it one last time."   --Dlew12

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« Reply #420 on: July 31, 2015, 09:57:38 AM »
If someone doesn't want your bratty kids at their wedding that is up to them. She says something like "Why did you even invite me?" but she would have bitched for not getting invited just because she had kids.

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Re: Planning weddings
« Reply #421 on: July 31, 2015, 10:01:06 AM »
Canary is a stud.

Whacky, two words: prayer hands.


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Re: Planning weddings
« Reply #422 on: July 31, 2015, 10:03:15 AM »
If someone doesn't want your bratty kids at their wedding that is up to them. She says something like "Why did you even invite me?" but she would have bitched for not getting invited just because she had kids.

yup.  Invites go to lots of people that you know probably won't attend.

I appreciated her passive aggressive comment that the people were too poor to feed her kids.  that was high level bad person-ness that is hard to develop and still seem serious

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« Reply #423 on: July 31, 2015, 10:03:39 AM »
If someone doesn't want your bratty kids at their wedding that is up to them. She says something like "Why did you even invite me?" but she would have bitched for not getting invited just because she had kids.

Of course. Definitely just wanted something to angrily momblog about. Also the hypothetical answer to her question is probably, "Because we were incredibly close friends in college a few years ago and you were an important part of my life, but that doesn't necessarily extend to your two bratty toddlers I've never met. Sorry I don't want to pay for them to scream over the vows I spent a week writing."

Wacky. Just do whatever. The truth is that barely anybody's gonna notice you after you walk up. When we were at the same wedding in November, did you spend the whole time paying attention to what I was doing with my hands?
"walking around mhk and crying in the rain because of love lost is the absolute purest and best thing in the world.  i hope i fall in love during the next few weeks and get my heart broken and it starts raining just to experience it one last time."   --Dlew12

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Re: Planning weddings
« Reply #424 on: July 31, 2015, 10:13:09 AM »
So either Fleur is too poor to pay a sitter or she is breast feeding her 2 year old