Planning weddings

[Cartierfor3]

hashtag weddings are pretty common now.

I know someone who has a hashtag for pictures of her kids.

punchable face?

you are on a roll of making posts that make me laugh out loud (LOL)

 

In fairness I think Tobias described Alexi Lalas as having a "very punchable face" and it stuck in my head.

[michigancat]

I actually kind of like this person irl but that was a great post.

[j-dub]

there were so many empty chairs 

[Cartierfor3]

Guys #ourguy J-Dub walked out of the ceremony to the cocktail hour, said like 2 hellos, chugged a cold beer, grabbed a few finger foods, and hit the road to see shakes. He was a legend the rest of the night.

All night:
"Hey where's J-Dub?"
"Oh he left. Didn't get a plus 1 so he bailed to take out this girl he's kinda seeing"
"Oh.    Man.   That's kinda awesome"
"I know right?"

[kim carnes]

Guys #ourguy J-Dub walked out of the ceremony to the cocktail hour, said like 2 hellos, chugged a cold beer, grabbed a few finger foods, and hit the road to see shakes. He was a legend the rest of the night.

All night:
"Hey where's J-Dub?"
"Oh he left. Didn't get a plus 1 so he bailed to take out this girl he's kinda seeing"
"Oh.    Man.   That's kinda awesome"
"I know right?"

Omg

[star seed 7]

Guys #ourguy J-Dub walked out of the ceremony to the cocktail hour, said like 2 hellos, chugged a cold beer, grabbed a few finger foods, and hit the road to see shakes. He was a legend the rest of the night.

All night:
"Hey where's J-Dub?"
"Oh he left. Didn't get a plus 1 so he bailed to take out this girl he's kinda seeing"
"Oh.    Man.   That's kinda awesome"
"I know right?"

Omg

Jealous of jdubsy right now

[slobber]

jdub, please tell me you drove off on a motorcycle wearing aviators, a white T, and blue jeans and that the parents were standing around kind of looking disgusted but all of the girls were just like :swoon:

[SkinnyBenny]

omglol. 

Must Decline With Regret {My Kids Aren't Invited}

(Scroll down a bit. This is the Google Cache version. Original one 404'd for some reason. Probably deleted because it is a huge pile of garbage.)

[AbeFroman]

hashtag weddings are pretty common now.

I know someone who has a hashtag for pictures of her kids.

Isn't the whole point of a hashtag to show strangers searching the hashtag your post and/or pictures? I mean nobody is going to search instagram for #adamandjennysamelastnamenow4ever because random people don't know their hashtag

[michigancat]

hashtag weddings are pretty common now.

I know someone who has a hashtag for pictures of her kids.

Isn't the whole point of a hashtag to show strangers searching the hashtag your post and/or pictures? I mean nobody is going to search instagram for #adamandjennysamelastnamenow4ever because random people don't know their hashtag

With weddings, it's to share among guests, (many whom would be strangers). Also so the bride can easily find all the photos people took.

 For the mom, it may just be so she can easily find all the baby pics later. Who knows.

[SkinnyBenny]

Srsly though guys, go read that mommyblog, it's hilarious

[michigancat]

mommyblogs are pretty much the worst

[puniraptor]

Srsly though guys, go read that mommyblog, it's hilarious

man, is that directly directed at you, skeebs?

[michigancat]

Fleur (which rhymes with ‘blur’ and is French for “flower,” in case you were wondering) is a former media relations and marketing professional happily turned part-time freelance writer and all-the-time mommy to her daughter, a spunky and sweet toddler. She always assumed she would return to work after maternity leave, but the role of Mother grabbed her by the soul, and she was very fortunate to have the choice to remain at home. A wandering heart to the core, Fleur and her husband of 9 years have traveled and lived in many places, but are happy to have returned home after the birth of their baby girl. Fleur and her family reside on the outskirts of Zachary down on the farm, where they enjoy raising chickens, horses, dogs, {not super successful} attempts at gardening, and just generally being outside all the time. Based on her choices when it comes to motherhood and parenting, Fleur would likely be dubbed a “crunchy” mama, but her husband would just call it making things more complicated than they have to be…for the good of their daughter, he would totally add {wink wink} Fleur loves coffee, languages and words, honest conversations coupled with hilarity as a requirement, photography, and the idea of sleeping through the night.

[michigancat]

I may need to start a mommy-blog hate reading thread.

[ChiComCat]

50% chance her actual name is Flo

[puniraptor]

what does the "crunchy mom" mommy blogger glossary term mean?

[hemmy]

In 2 weeks I will be attending a wedding in Poland.

[puniraptor]

do mommy bloggers always write their bios in third person? im thinking probably.

[michigancat]

Hiring a Birth Photographer: Have You Considered It?

^REAL LIFE POST

[SkinnyBenny]

Fleur (which rhymes with ‘blur’ and is French for “flower,” in case you were wondering) is a former media relations and marketing professional happily turned part-time freelance writer and all-the-time mommy to her daughter, a spunky and sweet toddler. She always assumed she would return to work after maternity leave, but the role of Mother grabbed her by the soul, and she was very fortunate to have the choice to remain at home. A wandering heart to the core, Fleur and her husband of 9 years have traveled and lived in many places, but are happy to have returned home after the birth of their baby girl. Fleur and her family reside on the outskirts of Zachary down on the farm, where they enjoy raising chickens, horses, dogs, {not super successful} attempts at gardening, and just generally being outside all the time. Based on her choices when it comes to motherhood and parenting, Fleur would likely be dubbed a “crunchy” mama, but her husband would just call it making things more complicated than they have to be…for the good of their daughter, he would totally add {wink wink} Fleur loves coffee, languages and words, honest conversations coupled with hilarity as a requirement, photography, and the idea of sleeping through the night.

Holy crap. That might be the most insufferable thing I've ever read.

And no, if she lives in Zachary that means she must have some long-term ties to Louisiana, and thus her name probably is Fleur.

[SkinnyBenny]

I may need to start a mommy-blog hate reading thread.

Please do. Would be hilarious.

[420seriouscat69]

Guys, I'm in a wedding this Saturday. What do I do with my hands?!!! In my pockets? I have to stand up there for an hour in front of everyone?!!! 

[Canary]

Guys, I'm in a wedding this Saturday. What do I do with my hands?!!! In my pockets? I have to stand up there for an hour in front of everyone?!!! 

I'll be at a wedding this Saturday too. 

[420seriouscat69]