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Re: Planning weddings
« Reply #350 on: June 24, 2014, 12:08:05 AM »
Gfa, I think your wedding sounds like a good time, but I literally laughed out loud to kim's critique  :D
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Re: Planning weddings
« Reply #351 on: June 24, 2014, 12:11:16 AM »
ya me too, kim is great
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Re: Planning weddings
« Reply #352 on: June 24, 2014, 12:29:55 AM »
Got this today:

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We are sorry due to limited space, only children involved in the ceremony and the kids of out-of-town guests are invited to the wedding

Oh so some kids make the cut but not all? Limited space? What a crock. Oh and you guys wanna know what else? The bride? Yep. Rich family. One of the richest I know.

you know what else bud??

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sorry man can't add a plus 1. we're really pushing the limits. we've had to tell people they can't bring their kids.

 :curse: THEY CAN JUST KISS A REALLY NICE GIFT GOODBYE

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oh ummm, thanks for the lone non-matching fork. we're sure it'll really come in handy


these sound like horrible, horrible people.

i mean.. he's an old roommate of mine. and he's cockblocking me.. what on earth.
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Re: Planning weddings
« Reply #353 on: June 24, 2014, 06:41:26 AM »
People that don't get Kim Carnes need to really take a look in the mirror

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Re: Planning weddings
« Reply #354 on: June 24, 2014, 06:44:57 AM »

People that don't get Kim Carnes need to really take a look in the mirror

it's strongly weighted in my advanced poster judgment rubric (apjr)

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Re: Planning weddings
« Reply #355 on: June 24, 2014, 06:46:17 AM »
Real life wedding story:

At my wedding we did that thing where the bridal party announces their presence at the reception and we all wabash's our faces off as we were being introduced.  Then I drank two bottles of Moët.

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Re: Planning weddings
« Reply #356 on: June 24, 2014, 08:18:56 AM »

Got this today:

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We are sorry due to limited space, only children involved in the ceremony and the kids of out-of-town guests are invited to the wedding

Oh so some kids make the cut but not all? Limited space? What a crock. Oh and you guys wanna know what else? The bride? Yep. Rich family. One of the richest I know.

you know what else bud??

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sorry man can't add a plus 1. we're really pushing the limits. we've had to tell people they can't bring their kids.

 :curse: THEY CAN JUST KISS A REALLY NICE GIFT GOODBYE

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oh ummm, thanks for the lone non-matching fork. we're sure it'll really come in handy


these sound like horrible, horrible people.

i mean.. he's an old roommate of mine. and he's cockblocking me.. what on earth.

Look on the bright side: Lots of lonely ladies without a plus one just eating their enchiladas all by themselves.
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Re: Planning weddings
« Reply #357 on: June 24, 2014, 09:20:28 AM »
Got this today:

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We are sorry due to limited space, only children involved in the ceremony and the kids of out-of-town guests are invited to the wedding

Oh so some kids make the cut but not all? Limited space? What a crock. Oh and you guys wanna know what else? The bride? Yep. Rich family. One of the richest I know.

Well, that's not very cool. But still, congrats to Wacky & Ms. Wacky!


you know what else bud??

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sorry man can't add a plus 1. we're really pushing the limits. we've had to tell people they can't bring their kids.


These seem to be happening more and more often.

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Re: Planning weddings
« Reply #358 on: June 24, 2014, 09:29:48 AM »
Anyone who was at FF knows that J-Dub can absolutely bust a move. They are depriving hundreds of people of that if he can't get a plus one. My advice is for him to just bring the plus 1 anyway
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Re: Planning weddings
« Reply #359 on: June 24, 2014, 09:34:26 AM »
Real life wedding story:

At my wedding we did that thing where the bridal party announces their presence at the reception and we all wabash's our faces off as we were being introduced.  Then I drank two bottles of Moët.

+1 (no bottles of Moet, but open bar all night long).

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Re: Planning weddings
« Reply #360 on: June 24, 2014, 10:57:08 AM »
man i really want fajitas right now

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Re: Planning weddings
« Reply #361 on: June 27, 2014, 03:52:37 PM »
Couple that will not give FF Dance Champ '14 J-Dub a +1 has created a hashtag for their wedding. I'm serious.



mocat or anyone else planning a wedding, if you even consider this, punch your own face.

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Re: Planning weddings
« Reply #362 on: June 27, 2014, 03:54:44 PM »
so what is it

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Re: Planning weddings
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Re: Planning weddings
« Reply #364 on: June 27, 2014, 03:59:35 PM »
Couple that will not give FF Dance Champ '14 J-Dub a +1 has created a hashtag for their wedding. I'm serious.



mocat or anyone else planning a wedding, if you even consider this, punch your own face.

ms mocat's roommate is also getting married around the same time, and she is not letting people bring a +1, either. our mutual friend asked her if he could bring a girl to her wedding, and the roommate flipped out and had a meltdown about there only being a certain amount of food and space and chairs and whatnot, it was a real huge mess. i immediately followed up the mess with, well anyway bro you can bring whoever you want to my wedding and cheers'ed him. the roommate was burning holes in my face, but hey it's her fault for being a psychopath yknow?

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Re: Planning weddings
« Reply #365 on: June 27, 2014, 04:02:56 PM »

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Re: Planning weddings
« Reply #366 on: June 27, 2014, 04:05:11 PM »
Couple that will not give FF Dance Champ '14 J-Dub a +1 has created a hashtag for their wedding. I'm serious.



mocat or anyone else planning a wedding, if you even consider this, punch your own face.

ms mocat's roommate is also getting married around the same time, and she is not letting people bring a +1, either. our mutual friend asked her if he could bring a girl to her wedding, and the roommate flipped out and had a meltdown about there only being a certain amount of food and space and chairs and whatnot, it was a real huge mess. i immediately followed up the mess with, well anyway bro you can bring whoever you want to my wedding and cheers'ed him. the roommate was burning holes in my face, but hey it's her fault for being a psychopath yknow?

Pffft, I assume you just think there will be an endless supply of chairs for her to sit in

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Re: Planning weddings
« Reply #367 on: June 27, 2014, 04:06:15 PM »
Couple that will not give FF Dance Champ '14 J-Dub a +1 has created a hashtag for their wedding. I'm serious.



mocat or anyone else planning a wedding, if you even consider this, punch your own face.

ms mocat's roommate is also getting married around the same time, and she is not letting people bring a +1, either. our mutual friend asked her if he could bring a girl to her wedding, and the roommate flipped out and had a meltdown about there only being a certain amount of food and space and chairs and whatnot, it was a real huge mess. i immediately followed up the mess with, well anyway bro you can bring whoever you want to my wedding and cheers'ed him. the roommate was burning holes in my face, but hey it's her fault for being a psychopath yknow?

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Re: Planning weddings
« Reply #368 on: June 27, 2014, 04:12:38 PM »
hashtag weddings are pretty common now.

I know someone who has a hashtag for pictures of her kids.

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Re: Planning weddings
« Reply #369 on: June 27, 2014, 04:13:40 PM »
hashtag weddings are pretty common now.

I know someone who has a hashtag for pictures of her kids.

punchable face?

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Re: Planning weddings
« Reply #370 on: June 27, 2014, 04:31:14 PM »
I would bring the plus one anyway. What are they going to do, send you home?

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Re: Planning weddings
« Reply #371 on: June 27, 2014, 04:35:35 PM »
I would bring the plus one anyway. What are they going to do, send you home?

duh that's J-Dub's plan. Mrs. CF3 and I are gonna share our Chicken Cordon Bleu with her.

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Re: Planning weddings
« Reply #372 on: June 27, 2014, 04:41:33 PM »
Just bring a folding chair for your date and you're good

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Re: Planning weddings
« Reply #373 on: June 27, 2014, 05:41:54 PM »
She sounds awful, plenty of people will decide not to attend and there will be plenty of room for j-dubs plus one.
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Re: Planning weddings
« Reply #374 on: June 27, 2014, 06:05:17 PM »
hashtag weddings are pretty common now.

I know someone who has a hashtag for pictures of her kids.

punchable face?

you are on a roll of making posts that make me laugh out loud (LOL)