Couple things. I think I posted about the first one already, but I finally watched the footage so I'm hardcore on this train again.
1. First thing you need to do is get a drunken confessional booth. "Hey Skinny, what is that?" So glad you asked. If you are having any kind of a fun, non-stuffy wedding reception and your wife is down with it too, do this. We didn't want to do the TOTALLY ZANY PHOTO BOOTH WITH LOTSA FAKE MUSTACHES OMG!!! So we bought one of
these for about $30 at Wal-Mart and stuck it out back on the smoking patio, then put a video camera on a tripod in there. After people got shitfaced we instructed them to go in the booth by themselves and turn the camera on, then tell a secret to that they've never told anyone before. Results were amazing. Just watched the footage two nights ago and it's pure gold. We promised the wedding guests that their secrets would be kept secret so I won't divulge too much but let's just say one guy we all know divulged to us that he pooped in the doghouse in his backyard when he was 5 and then the dog died a week later and he's pretty sure it's his fault. Another person confessed that he had trouble coming to terms with his puffy nips back in the day and finally went to his mom to ask if she would pay for his nipple reduction surgery.
2. Had at least three guests who were parents get in there and confess on the video how grateful they were that we said no kids. Lotsa this: "I mmmean don't gget me wrong my kidsss are grrreat but sometimes I just gottagetaway, you know? And nnow I'm dddrunk and dancing to Coolio, thank you so fuggging much iloveyou." In your face, haters.
P.S. Weddings are real fun and mocat I hope you have a blast at yours because I 100% had a blast at mine.
