Open Letter to goemawers from LE

[Legit Elite]

Little Girls,

The following message is based on a true story.

So, I went to the final four in Atlanta last Saturday because, as some of you may know, I am a closet shocker fan (pun intended).
Outside the dome that is about to be imploded, there was a hospitality tent for elites (see name) that I was blessed enough to have a ticket to.  When I entered, I thought it was gonna be a totally lame tuck fest, which by and large, it was.

But, shortly after I ordered my beer, I noticed Bob Huggins on a stage sponsored by LG cooking food.  Pretty sweet right?
After taking in the unexpected situation, I noticed the sign next to the stage that said (LG Bob Huggins and Frank Martin cook-off).  Low and behold, I turn around and there's Frank.  Amazing stuff and completely unexpected.  Photos to come if you all are lucky.

Just thought you should know.  Speculation of motives for the two former EMAWs may now commence.

Sincerely,
LE

[meow meow]

 

[chum1]

Take the pics and shove them up your ass.  No one wants to see.  This is a oscar Weber board.

[Legit Elite]

Take the pics and shove them up your ass.  No one wants to see.  This is a oscar Weber board.

They are digital, so should I shove the flashdrive up my ass?

[orangerocket]

Take the pics and shove them up your ass.  No one wants to see.  This is a oscar Weber board.

They are digital, so should I shove the flashdrive up my ass?

I hear it's easier to get drunk that way.

[Demo158]

Take the pics and shove them up your ass.  No one wants to see.  This is a oscar Weber board.

They are digital, so should I shove the flashdrive up my ass?

Eff that, let's see the pics!!

[420seriouscat69]

I've moved on. Do you take pics of your former fillies, when you see them years later, and show them to your friends? Woof!

[Legit Elite]

[TheHamburglar]

I've moved on. Do you take pics of your former fillies, when you see them years later, and show them to your friends? Woof!

Considering he thinks a "shocker" pun is funny, I would guess he does.

[DQ12]

What is Frank doing here? 

SYS?????

[puniraptor]

but what did they cook?

sincronzinadas?

[420seriouscat69]

 

What is Frank doing here? 

SYS?????

http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nazi_symbolism

[Demo158]

Who won the cook off?? 

[bones129]

Take the pics and shove them up your ass.  No one wants to see.  This is a oscar Weber board.

They are digital, so should I shove the flashdrive up my ass?

I hear it's easier to get drunk that way.

 

[FalconPunch]

Do you have photos of Huggins or Frank with Blaise?   Please oh please tell me you have a picture of Frank using a thermal immersion circulator.

[MakeItRain]

I've moved on. Do you take pics of your former fillies, when you see them years later, and show them to your friends? Woof!

I don't know how you get down, your business, but I'm not comparing any of my exes to Frank and Huggs. I googled my high school basketball coaches on Sunday, sad to see that one of them got fat, I think that's a better comparo than yours

[OK_Cat]

yeah, kinda weird fanning. 

[420seriouscat69]

Yeah, it was a stretch. I was goofing you guys. However, I'm over all the Frank talk. He's a bitch.

[owl borland]

sign would be a lot better if it said "Welcome to LG's Former K-State Coaches' Cook-Off

Most likely would have doubled the amount of people in attendance

[CNS]

WHO WON?!??!!?!?!?!??

[Rams]

pretty obvious what happened.  bob picked out a bunch of elite ingredients and then he went and sat down with some bros to have a drink and frank stole all of his elite ingredients.  then frank cooked some dishes that were pretty good and some that weren't so good.  when he got shitty reviews for the not so good dishes he just kept yelling at the judges telling them that he'd never had any formal cooking classes and he was self taught and he started by cooking marshmallows over a dumpster fire.  by the end, bob was passed out drunk in the corner and frank was so pissed that he left and went to boil hot dogs at the concession stand sponsored by Coby.  everyone in the LG tent was a little angry and mostly confused.

[MakeItRain]

pretty obvious what happened.  bob picked out a bunch of elite ingredients and then he went and sat down with some bros to have a drink and frank stole all of his elite ingredients.  then frank cooked some dishes that were pretty good and some that weren't so good.  when he got shitty reviews for the not so good dishes he just kept yelling at the judges telling them that he'd never had any formal cooking classes and he was self taught and he started by cooking marshmallows over a dumpster fire.  by the end, bob was passed out drunk in the corner and frank was so pissed that he left and went to boil hot dogs at the concession stand sponsored by Coby.  everyone in the LG tent was a little angry and mostly confused.

That's hilarious nice job Rams

[sonofdaxjones]

 

[Bill Clarahan]

pretty obvious what happened.  bob picked out a bunch of elite ingredients and then he went and sat down with some bros to have a drink and frank stole all of his elite ingredients.  then frank cooked some dishes that were pretty good and some that weren't so good.  when he got shitty reviews for the not so good dishes he just kept yelling at the judges telling them that he'd never had any formal cooking classes and he was self taught and he started by cooking marshmallows over a dumpster fire.  by the end, bob was passed out drunk in the corner and frank was so pissed that he left and went to boil hot dogs at the concession stand sponsored by Coby.  everyone in the LG tent was a little angry and mostly confused.

Possibly the funniest thing I've read on GE, visualized the story and LOL

[The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep]

Wait crap this is a real thing?