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Re: The Future
« Reply #250 on: August 25, 2013, 01:23:10 PM »
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Re: The Future
« Reply #251 on: August 25, 2013, 02:51:31 PM »
i'm worried about the future of this website.

in 20 years will pissclams, steve dave, and daris still be funny posters?
 
will the emoticons be even better?

what new words/terms will gE have created?

how many new fanbases will be here?

will this place be only socks of socks?

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Re: The Future
« Reply #252 on: September 18, 2013, 08:32:50 AM »
Rise of the Machines tonight on CNBC

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Re: The Future
« Reply #253 on: September 18, 2013, 10:50:38 AM »
oh yeah, wireless charging is just a novelty, @pissclams. :flush:

http://www.salon.com/2013/08/17/electric_roads_to_the_hyperloop_our_jetsons_future_starts_now/

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oh boy, for a second there i thought i was in a thread about the future, but then ol'michigancat linked a story dated SATURDAY, AUG 17, 2013 01:00 PM CDT  :lol:


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Re: The Future
« Reply #255 on: January 14, 2014, 01:51:43 PM »
http://news.cnet.com/8301-11386_3-57617166-76/how-3d-printers-are-changing-kids-lives-in-war-torn-sudan/

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While tending his family's cows, the South Sudanese government dropped a bomb on rebel forces nearby, and the boy lost both his arms

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Re: The Future
« Reply #256 on: January 14, 2014, 01:57:34 PM »
What?  You trying to say the gov't doesn't take care of folks' cows?  pfft
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Re: The Future
« Reply #257 on: January 14, 2014, 02:00:04 PM »
Multi tasking.  Farming and bombing.  To the outsider it seems like they don't belong together at all, but Sudan has evidentally found some sort of synergy to them.

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Re: The Future
« Reply #258 on: January 14, 2014, 02:01:24 PM »
Well once you blow some dirty rebel scum and such up, somebody's going to have to tend to those rough ridin' cows.  They aren't wasting cows goddamnit. 
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Re: The Future
« Reply #259 on: January 14, 2014, 02:04:35 PM »
Rarely does govt make such reasonable common sense decisions as getting bomb droppers into cattle reclamation and farming.   When something is right, its right.

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Re: The Future
« Reply #260 on: February 18, 2014, 04:08:30 PM »

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Re: The Future
« Reply #261 on: February 18, 2014, 04:11:43 PM »

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Re: The Future
« Reply #262 on: February 18, 2014, 04:22:42 PM »
Also I moved to a new cube and this little guy was waiting for me.  Born on our 3d printer.


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Re: The Future
« Reply #263 on: February 20, 2014, 08:26:58 AM »
make a 3d goEMAW katpak head from your 3d printer

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Re: The Future
« Reply #264 on: February 20, 2014, 08:33:41 AM »
That takes a lot of work and I don't know how to do it and I'm not going to learn and I'm not going to ask someone else to do it.

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Re: The Future
« Reply #265 on: February 20, 2014, 08:37:28 AM »
quantum computing

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Re: The Future
« Reply #266 on: February 20, 2014, 02:21:31 PM »
That takes a lot of work and I don't know how to do it and I'm not going to learn and I'm not going to ask someone else to do it.

Just print a 2d one then and tape it to that 3d new cube guy.  The future!!!!!

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Re: The Future
« Reply #267 on: February 20, 2014, 02:30:13 PM »
I used a rough ridin' 3d printer like 10 years ago. I thought this was a thread about the future.

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Re: The Future
« Reply #268 on: February 20, 2014, 02:33:03 PM »
blackman era front row'er 3d printed up a bunch of elite stuff for the first fattyfest

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Re: The Future
« Reply #269 on: February 21, 2014, 09:01:25 AM »
That takes a lot of work and I don't know how to do it and I'm not going to learn and I'm not going to ask someone else to do it.

That's exactly what my grandpa would say if I asked him to use a fax machine.

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Re: The Future
« Reply #270 on: February 21, 2014, 09:03:18 AM »
That takes a lot of work and I don't know how to do it and I'm not going to learn and I'm not going to ask someone else to do it.

That's exactly what my grandpa would say if I asked him to use a fax machine.

thats what i would say if any old person in my office asked me to use a fax machine

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Re: The Future
« Reply #271 on: February 21, 2014, 09:09:08 AM »
That takes a lot of work and I don't know how to do it and I'm not going to learn and I'm not going to ask someone else to do it.

That's exactly what my grandpa would say if I asked him to use a fax machine.

thats what i would say if any old person in my office asked me to use a fax machine

I had to use one last week. It was awful. Much worse than the printer or copier.

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Re: The Future
« Reply #272 on: February 21, 2014, 09:18:30 AM »
I used a rough ridin' 3d printer like 10 years ago. I thought this was a thread about the future.

that's funny because 11 years ago i used a 3D printer to print this thread.  what now. (not a question).


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Re: The Future
« Reply #273 on: February 21, 2014, 12:03:42 PM »
I was created on a 3D printer in 1979 by scientific geniuses who loved the future.  I was their gift to it.  I don't know why they decided to make my penis comically large.  Couple of jokesters who love the future and are scientific geniuses I guess.  #notmutuallyexclusive #regularjoes
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Re: The Future
« Reply #274 on: February 21, 2014, 12:10:51 PM »
Take it to the history thread you morons