FATTYFEST 2013 WILL BE JUNE 15th!

[mocat]

looks like i might be in need of a team to play on. things i have going for me...i'm old, am a townie and wouldn't take up a lot of space at our table. those are actually pretty decent qualities for this thing for those of you that didn't show last year.

are you bailing on team Steve Dave, etc?
 

SD might bail on us. Would love to keep the team together and add a stud or two though.

Why am I not surprised by this? Oh yeah, because Steve Dave is the worst.

Rumor has it that mocat is a stud and has submitted his application to play with team Lynches, etc.

 CAN CO

[EMAWmeister]

things meister has going for him: hes the only guy consistently drunker than rick daris.

sure... whatever, put him on your team.

I'm also more trustworthy than some Polack who is only in it for himself.

[Dr Rick Daris]

looks like i might be in need of a team to play on. things i have going for me...i'm old, am a townie and wouldn't take up a lot of space at our table. those are actually pretty decent qualities for this thing for those of you that didn't show last year.

are you bailing on team Steve Dave, etc?
 

SD might bail on us. Would love to keep the team together and add a stud or two though.

Why am I not surprised by this? Oh yeah, because Steve Dave is the worst.

Rumor has it that mocat is a stud and has submitted his application to play with team Lynches, etc.

 CAN CO

well there's our first stud. now you throw in a 50/50 chance of actually showing up johnny wichita and this team is complete. battle is strictly for second place now. good luck you guys.

[Johnny Wichita]

looks like i might be in need of a team to play on. things i have going for me...i'm old, am a townie and wouldn't take up a lot of space at our table. those are actually pretty decent qualities for this thing for those of you that didn't show last year.

are you bailing on team Steve Dave, etc?
 

SD might bail on us. Would love to keep the team together and add a stud or two though.

Why am I not surprised by this? Oh yeah, because Steve Dave is the worst.

Rumor has it that mocat is a stud and has submitted his application to play with team Lynches, etc.

 CAN CO

well there's our first stud. now you throw in a 50/50 chance of actually showing up johnny wichita and this team is complete. battle is strictly for second place now. good luck you guys.

I'm in.  What about AJ? 

[Dr Rick Daris]

looks like i might be in need of a team to play on. things i have going for me...i'm old, am a townie and wouldn't take up a lot of space at our table. those are actually pretty decent qualities for this thing for those of you that didn't show last year.

are you bailing on team Steve Dave, etc?
 

SD might bail on us. Would love to keep the team together and add a stud or two though.

Why am I not surprised by this? Oh yeah, because Steve Dave is the worst.

Rumor has it that mocat is a stud and has submitted his application to play with team Lynches, etc.

 CAN CO

well there's our first stud. now you throw in a 50/50 chance of actually showing up johnny wichita and this team is complete. battle is strictly for second place now. good luck you guys.

I'm in.  What about AJ?

good question. if you care about winning this thing, then the three of us try hard to form a team with mocat plus lynches. even if you don't care about winning this would still be a really good option.

[jeans]

[Pete]

Important fatty fest questions:

1. How fancy are you guys going to dress for the evening portion of fatty fest?  When I was last in the Rap game, proper attire was a raiders starter jacket, gold chain, and maybe a kango.  Has this changed?

2.   What are the most popular dance moves I should be studying right now?

3.  What is the best strategy for avoiding over-binge prior to F14 even hitting the stage?  Nap after trivia?  No booze until comedy act starts?  Loads of 5 hour engeries? Amphetamines (not me, my Canadian friend)?

[Dugout DickStone]

Important fatty fest questions:

1. How fancy are you guys going to dress for the evening portion of fatty fest?  When I was last in the Rap game, proper attire was a raiders starter jacket, gold chain, and maybe a kango.  Has this changed?

2.   What are the most popular dance moves I should be studying right now?

3.  What is the best strategy for avoiding over-binge prior to F14 even hitting the stage?  Nap after trivia?  No booze until comedy act starts?  Loads of 5 hour engeries? Amphetamines (not me, my Canadian friend)?

#3 is my absolute biggest concern.  I am already worried

[Cartierfor3]

Important fatty fest questions:

1. How fancy are you guys going to dress for the evening portion of fatty fest?  When I was last in the Rap game, proper attire was a raiders starter jacket, gold chain, and maybe a kango.  Has this changed?

2.   What are the most popular dance moves I should be studying right now?

3.  What is the best strategy for avoiding over-binge prior to F14 even hitting the stage?  Nap after trivia?  No booze until comedy act starts?  Loads of 5 hour engeries? Amphetamines (not me, my Canadian friend)?

1. Nailed it. Although it might be too hot for the jacket. Consider a yellow shirt with a giant black dot on it.



2. JO Zombie, CK Dick Flop, and Tay You Stay Cute would all be appropriate, just try different combinations of those 3 moves. If I see the Spradling lil' kicks thought I'm going to hit you in the face with a pool cue.

3. Pancakes for breakfast before the day starts and you'll be fine.

[Pete]

Good point about the climate and implications on Starter jackets.  Vanilla Ice-ish may be more appropriate....Miami climate, etc.

Cartier, I will donate $50 to Fatty Fest in your name if get your hair/eye brows cut Vanilla style before the show.  We could go straight over to Aggiville barbershop after trivia.

[Cartierfor3]

Good point about the climate and implications on Starter jackets.  Vanilla Ice-ish may be more appropriate....Miami climate, etc.

Cartier, I will donate $50 to Fatty Fest in your name if get your hair/eye brows cut Vanilla style before the show.  We could go straight over to Aggiville barbershop after trivia.

Fatty fest comes but once a year, and I wasn't even there last time. I'm in.

Yo V-I-Pete, let's Kick it!

[Pete]

Good point about the climate and implications on Starter jackets.  Vanilla Ice-ish may be more appropriate....Miami climate, etc.

Cartier, I will donate $50 to Fatty Fest in your name if get your hair/eye brows cut Vanilla style before the show.  We could go straight over to Aggiville barbershop after trivia.

Fatty fest comes but once a year, and I wasn't even there last time. I'm in.

Yo V-I-Pete, let's Kick it!

 

[The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep]

oh wow

[Pete]

Just to be clear Cartier, I am not doing this with you, but I AM paying for it and the donation.  My hair takes time.

[Cartierfor3]

Just to be clear Cartier, I am not doing this with you, but I AM paying for it and the donation.  My hair takes time.

big deal. you're a zero.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=8feEvvMZcXs#t=86s

[Pete]

Just to be clear Cartier, I am not doing this with you, but I AM paying for it and the donation.  My hair takes time.

big deal. you're a zero.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=8feEvvMZcXs#t=86s

  You are going to be like an exact replica of him. 

[Tobias]

omg i'm trying to picture this and it's great

[Tobias]

joaquin phoenix dressing like vanilla ice for st fatty's day, i mean i don't even

[Cartierfor3]

http://www.ebay.com/itm/80s-Rappers-MC-Hammer-Vanilla-Ice-BLACK-PANTS-Costume-FAST-80s-parachute-/200901046890?pt=US_Costumes&hash=item2ec6a2b26a

[Pete]

http://www.ebay.com/itm/80s-Rappers-MC-Hammer-Vanilla-Ice-BLACK-PANTS-Costume-FAST-80s-parachute-/200901046890?pt=US_Costumes&hash=item2ec6a2b26a

Yep!

[8manpick]

I feel the need.... the need to be on dlews team

[Johnny Wichita]

good question. if you care about winning this thing, then the three of us try hard to form a team with mocat plus lynches. even if you don't care about winning this would still be a really good option.

Is mocat a rough ridin' genius?  If so, will take.  But I still remember that simple math eff up a few weeks ago. 

[AppleJack]

 

[waks]

good question. if you care about winning this thing, then the three of us try hard to form a team with mocat plus lynches. even if you don't care about winning this would still be a really good option.

Is mocat a rough ridin' genius?  If so, will take.  But I still remember than simple math eff up a few weeks ago.

Will let you know when I'm finished reviewing his application. Not looking good so far though...

[puniraptor]