Litterbugs

[ksupamplemousse]

Stupid kid threw a bottle out the window of his school bus the other day. Like, he can't even just leave it on the bus for somebody else to clean up, he has to make it nature's problem. eff you, kid.

[Tobias]

no cigarette butts found on the way home, maybe tomorrow?

[star seed 7]

you have to remember that slobbs lives in a place called "tobacco road" and literally everyone is gross and trashy and smokes

[Tobias]

the anti-tdaver

[Ptolemy]

Go outside and scoop up a handful of that brown/black stuff on the ground under the grass.  Know what that is? It's US...dead people, dead trees, dead plants, chicken bones, McDonald's wrappers, pickles, tomatoes, and the poop that is left when we pass the above through our intestinal tracts. We have been on this rock for about 4 million years. Stop worrying about trash and live life!

Life is too short to spend any of it sorting through your trash!

Thank you....drive through...

[meow meow]

Go outside and scoop up a handful of that brown/black stuff on the ground under the grass.  Know what that is? It's US...dead people, dead trees, dead plants, chicken bones, McDonald's wrappers, pickles, tomatoes, and the poop that is left when we pass the above through our intestinal tracts. We have been on this rock for about 4 million years. Stop worrying about trash and live life!

Life is too short to spend any of it sorting through your trash!

Thank you....drive through...

tell me where you live so I can come dump all of my trash on your porch and crap all over your yard.

[Cartierfor3]

my yard is not made of mcdonald's wrappers

[Ptolemy]

Go outside and scoop up a handful of that brown/black stuff on the ground under the grass.  Know what that is? It's US...dead people, dead trees, dead plants, chicken bones, McDonald's wrappers, pickles, tomatoes, and the poop that is left when we pass the above through our intestinal tracts. We have been on this rock for about 4 million years. Stop worrying about trash and live life!

Life is too short to spend any of it sorting through your trash!

Thank you....drive through...

tell me where you live so I can come dump all of my trash on your porch and crap all over your yard.

I live next to a landfill.

[Ptolemy]

my yard is not made of mcdonald's wrappers

It is in part.

[Cartierfor3]

my yard is not made of mcdonald's wrappers

It is in part.

you're wrong

[Ptolemy]

my yard is not made of mcdonald's wrappers

It is in part.

you're wrong

No I'm not. You need to stop obsessing about trash.

[CNS]

Litter denier

[Ptolemy]

Litter denier

I'm fine with keeping our little areas of the world clean of paper and plastic, but apple cores and banana peels and chicken bones are food for all the varmints that live outside. Why deny them a good meal just so your sphincter can be a bit more relaxed?

[nicname]

The people who dump near-full Big-Gulp worth of pop or energy drink in the convenience store parking lot to go back in and get their refill are nearly as bad and are an even bigger personal inconvenience. Nothing like having your shoes stick to the pavement because some bad person can't either dump it out at home or wait until he gets inside.

[Ptolemy]

The people who dump near-full Big-Gulp worth of pop or energy drink in the convenience store parking lot to go back in and get their refill are nearly as bad and are an even bigger personal inconvenience. Nothing like having your shoes stick to the pavement because some bad person can't either dump it out at home or wait until he gets inside.

Those carbonated beverages wash the oil and varmint poop off the pavement. Why not worry about those materials?

[meow meow]

so you're suggesting just chuck your trash outside all day err day?

[Ptolemy]

so you're suggesting just chuck your trash outside all day err day?

No. But stop obsessing about it. Roads have sewers along the side and are graded so water runs over the road to wash stuff into the sewer. It's all going to be OK.

[CNS]

so you're suggesting just chuck your trash outside all day err day?

Sphincter denier

[CNS]

so you're suggesting just chuck your trash outside all day err day?

No. But stop obsessing about it. Roads have sewers along the side and are graded so water runs over the road to wash stuff into the sewer. It's all going to be OK.

Stormwater runoff denier

[K-S-U-Wildcats!]

Earth Day is the only day it is acceptable to litter.

Also, smokers and dip'rs are disgusting. You ever see a smoker driving on a cold day with the window cracked? Every few minutes a big drfit of smoke comes blowing out the window. It looks worse than the stuff coming out of the tailpipe of their shitty little Civic. Or you'll be waiting at a light and all of a sudden the driver ahead of you opens his door to spit a big old nasty mouth of cancer juice all over the pavement. It's disgusting. These are probably the same people who blow ass in public and just grin. Yes - tax the crap out of these people. They'll still fork over the money.

[Ptolemy]

Earth Day is the only day it is acceptable to litter.

Also, smokers and dip'rs are disgusting. You ever see a smoker driving on a cold day with the window cracked? Every few minutes a big drfit of smoke comes blowing out the window. It looks worse than the stuff coming out of the tailpipe of their shitty little Civic. Or you'll be waiting at a light and all of a sudden the driver ahead of you opens his door to spit a big old nasty mouth of cancer juice all over the pavement. It's disgusting. These are probably the same people who blow ass in public and just grin. Yes - tax the crap out of these people. They'll still fork over the money.

There is no link between chewing tobacco and head and neck cancer. Actually, performing oral pleasure on a female is more of a head and neck cancer threat.

And 75% of heavy smokers NEVER get cancer.

You OK with everybody pumping radon out of their basements into the environment?

[sys]

organic is fine.  just get it off the pavement.

[Cartierfor3]

just throw your trash away everyone good grief. thread is ruined.

[K-S-U-Wildcats!]

Earth Day is the only day it is acceptable to litter.

Also, smokers and dip'rs are disgusting. You ever see a smoker driving on a cold day with the window cracked? Every few minutes a big drfit of smoke comes blowing out the window. It looks worse than the stuff coming out of the tailpipe of their shitty little Civic. Or you'll be waiting at a light and all of a sudden the driver ahead of you opens his door to spit a big old nasty mouth of cancer juice all over the pavement. It's disgusting. These are probably the same people who blow ass in public and just grin. Yes - tax the crap out of these people. They'll still fork over the money.

There is no link between chewing tobacco and head and neck cancer. Actually, performing oral pleasure on a female is more of a head and neck cancer threat.

And 75% of heavy smokers NEVER get cancer.

You OK with everybody pumping radon out of their basements into the environment?

You misunderstand - I don't care about whether they get cancer - I care that they are disgusting and smell bad. And I have to look at it.

[8manpick]

Ptolemy is cruisin' for a bruisin'