What is the standard that will need to be met for "Gay" marriage?

[Stevesie60]

"Everyone everywhere should have lots of guns an ammo which can hurt and kill lots of other people, BUT NOT EVERYONE SHOULD BE ABLE TO GET MARRIED BECAUSE IT AFFECTS ABSOLUTELY NO ONE ELSE BESIDES THE TWO PEOPLE INVOLVED!!"

[bubbles4ksu]

have we talked about how chickenshit it is for the court to agree to hear cases and then deny them for lack of standing?

[8manpick]

To answer the OP, the exact same as a straight marriage... Sign a document with a witness.

[Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!)]

Remember in 1996 when Bill Clinton and an overwhelming majority of democrat and Republicans passed the DOMA?  Remember how the  homophone in chief and his assclown administration continues to enforce it?

Remember when California voters overwhelmingly crushed the notion of gay marriage in California?

Seems like "progressives" say one thing and do another.

[Dugout DickStone]

lol our hometown catholic school rented out the auditorium for a TuffMan style drunken brawl event.

You could have a NAMBLA convention at the Vatican (outside of a Cardinal Conclave) if the price is right. When it comes to money, the Catholic Church will find all sorts of exceptions to canon law. As witnessed by the two Methodist I witness married by a Methodist minister in a Catholic Church. Good times.

Not true. And as far as I know that marriage was a okay. Again the house of god is open to all. Even gay people.

I was married in a Catholic church by a Catholic priest and all of my non-catholic friends partied their faces off all day in this joint.  It just took a check.  I could have bathed in the holy water for the right price.

Did you convert for your wife?  Because you didn't have to.

[Shacks]

Remember in 1996 when Bill Clinton and an overwhelming majority of democrat and Republicans passed the DOMA?  Remember how the  homophone in chief and his assclown administration continues to enforce it?

Remember when California voters overwhelmingly crushed the notion of gay marriage in California?

Seems like "progressives" say one thing and do another.

Remember when that straight married couple was less in love with each other and had a shittier marriage because some gay people also got married?

[Cire]

Bigotry and homophobia hidden under the guise of "What next?  I can marry MY CAT! ?"  Is awesome

['taterblast]

the only explanation is bigotry

['taterblast]

where are the laws for adultery? working on sundays? taking the lord's name in vein? those are sins. why no laws?

[puniraptor]

Can I marry a gun?

[star seed 7]

Can I marry a gun?

only certain types 

[CNS]

Can I marry a gun?

only certain types 

All anyone needs is a shotgun. A couple pumps in the backyard will scare anyone off.

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[Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!)]

We tried "separate but equal" with minorities, didn't work too well.  Don't know why we should try it again with homosexuals.

Dood, its just semantics, they're not going to different schools and using different restrooms and crap. Your analogy is actually dumber than they "why can't I marry my gun" slippery slope argument.

[Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!)]

I don't understand why this is so complicated.  The law should be that federal, state and municipal governments cannot deny a marriage license to two people based on their orientation, but religious organizations and/or people presiding over the ceremony do not have to perform same sex marriages if they do not wish to do so.  You would get some churches and pastors who perform same sex marriages and some that do not.  Seems pretty simple.

Part of the reason you don't understand why the actual issue before the scotus is complicated is because you think there are federal marriage licenses. 

[star seed 7]

can't wait to hear FSD's reasons for being against gay marriage.

[Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!)]

FWIW, I don't think you should have to get the governments permission to get married.  People should be free to live how they want.

[Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!)]

can't wait to hear FSD's reasons for being against gay marriage.

Just because I have to explain everything to you chicken little dolts doesn't mean I disagree with your opinions, no matter how I'll advised or uninformed themanner is in which you reach them

[Cire]

Ok then,  why shouldn't gay people get Tax breaks that every body else get?

[john "teach me how to" dougie]

Ok then,  why shouldn't gay people get Tax breaks that every body else get?

Nobody should get tax breaks for being married or having kids.

[EMAWmeister]

Ok then,  why shouldn't gay people get Tax breaks that every body else get?

Because they're gays. Duh.

[Cire]

Ok then,  why shouldn't gay people get Tax breaks that every body else get?

.

[Panjandrum]

So should atheists be able to marry? I mean if homosexuality is not the crux of the issue?

Don't see why not just not Holly matrimony. Civil Unions for all.

Who should enforce this policy?

atheists do get "married" right now. Don't they?

Confirmed.  My wife (life partner) and I have been (married) unioned for over six years.

[Panjandrum]

Ok then,  why shouldn't gay people get Tax breaks that every body else get?

Nobody should get tax breaks for being married or having kids.

Dude, diapers are rough ridin' expensive.

[felix rex]

Bigotry and homophobia hidden under the guise of "What next?  I can marry MY CAT! ?"  Is awesome

Yeah. almost more than the bigotry, I'm annoyed by people who are bad at logic attempting to use it instead of just admitting they're bigots. This thread is a great DKS case study.

[felix rex]

lol our hometown catholic school rented out the auditorium for a TuffMan style drunken brawl event.

You could have a NAMBLA convention at the Vatican (outside of a Cardinal Conclave) if the price is right. When it comes to money, the Catholic Church will find all sorts of exceptions to canon law. As witnessed by the two Methodist I witness married by a Methodist minister in a Catholic Church. Good times.

Not true. And as far as I know that marriage was a okay. Again the house of god is open to all. Even gay people.

I was married in a Catholic church by a Catholic priest and all of my non-catholic friends partied their faces off all day in this joint.  It just took a check.  I could have bathed in the holy water for the right price.

Did you convert for your wife?  Because you didn't have to.

With our different religious backgrounds, my wife and I had a hell of a time finding a church. We just had an outdoor wedding.