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Re: Broken Bones
« Reply #75 on: March 26, 2013, 12:20:30 PM »
I hyperextended my elbow playing rugby in high school. Coach threw me a pill bottle that had "pain" written on a duct tape label, told me to take one and go back in. Looking back, that was a great life choice.

But that's about the worst injury I've had since birth.
Prolly just generic aspirin. Rugby players/coaches don't have access to anything stronger than that. The rest was all psychological.

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Re: Broken Bones
« Reply #76 on: March 26, 2013, 12:32:35 PM »
Michael Sk..........?
I think he was coaching for a while back in KC, but I could be wrong.

Edit: If it were the above, then it probably wasn't water.

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Re: Broken Bones
« Reply #77 on: March 26, 2013, 12:36:15 PM »
Michael Sk..........?
I think he was coaching for a while back in KC, but I could be wrong.

Edit: If it were the above, then it probably wasn't water.

It's a Space Jam reference

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Re: Broken Bones
« Reply #78 on: March 26, 2013, 12:37:14 PM »
AJ, I'm sorry to hear about your injuries. I will add you to my list of friends to think about.

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Re: Broken Bones
« Reply #79 on: March 26, 2013, 12:45:49 PM »
Michael Sk..........?
I think he was coaching for a while back in KC, but I could be wrong.

Edit: If it were the above, then it probably wasn't water.

It's a Space Jam reference
I was just thinking/hoping that Mikey was your HS rugby coach. The water wouldn't actually be water, it would be a pill, and it wouldn't be aspirin.

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Re: Re: Broken Bones
« Reply #80 on: March 26, 2013, 12:46:32 PM »
Michael Sk..........?
I think he was coaching for a while back in KC, but I could be wrong.

Edit: If it were the above, then it probably wasn't water.

I get the reference! (The Michael Sk....one)

I've only had one ankle fracture (which I played through, then couldn't walk the next morning) and probably a handful (:lol:) of broken fingers
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Re: Broken Bones
« Reply #81 on: March 26, 2013, 01:18:35 PM »
Michael Sk..........?
I think he was coaching for a while back in KC, but I could be wrong.

Edit: If it were the above, then it probably wasn't water.

It's a Space Jam reference
I was just thinking/hoping that Mikey was your HS rugby coach. The water wouldn't actually be water, it would be a pill, and it wouldn't be aspirin.

There's a good chance I would at least recognize him. Our coach knew everyone in the area that had anything to do with rugby.

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Broken Bones
« Reply #82 on: March 26, 2013, 01:44:21 PM »
Got bucked off of a bull in college and then had my rib cage stepped on. Broken rib. That's all I know of.
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« Reply #83 on: March 26, 2013, 02:26:34 PM »
I'm really good at falling. Probably helps. A couple months ago, I wrecked my mountain bike (cuz I'm terribz at steering) and fell about six feet off a ledge. Yelled "I'm coming in hot!" and rolled into it.
"How will I recruit to Manhattan? Well, distance. And the proud state of basketball. It start there, and then daily flights to Dallas, because I'm really good at going out. Like top five good. Ask my wife. She wants me to be happy."

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Re: Broken Bones
« Reply #84 on: March 26, 2013, 03:14:13 PM »
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Re: Broken Bones
« Reply #85 on: March 26, 2013, 03:27:34 PM »
You're looking at the man of steel :cool:

Ok...this is embarrassing. I totally forgot that in the 8th grade I fell out of a tree and landed on a another tree below me and broke my ribs. Off to the shame yourself thread. :clac:

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Re: Broken Bones
« Reply #86 on: August 07, 2015, 01:52:52 PM »
Broke my foot at work today guys... It hurts. Going on a weekend bender to drown the pain.

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Re: Broken Bones
« Reply #87 on: August 07, 2015, 02:46:54 PM »
Broke my foot at work today guys... It hurts. Going on a weekend bender to drown the pain.

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Re: Broken Bones
« Reply #88 on: August 07, 2015, 02:47:48 PM »
Broke my foot at work today guys... It hurts. Going on a weekend bender to drown the pain.

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In public service or dropping a keg on it?
At the FD... Got crushed under the jaws of life. Ouch.

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Re: Broken Bones
« Reply #89 on: August 07, 2015, 02:51:47 PM »
kcfdcat the jaws of life may have come a long way since we saw them in action during a 5th grade field trip but at least then they weren't like a crocodile mouth chomping down. are you sure you weren't already drunk?

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Re: Broken Bones
« Reply #90 on: August 07, 2015, 02:52:57 PM »
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Re: Broken Bones
« Reply #91 on: August 07, 2015, 02:53:38 PM »
kcfdcat the jaws of life may have come a long way since we saw them in action during a 5th grade field trip but at least then they weren't like a crocodile mouth chomping down. are you sure you weren't already drunk?
It's a long story... New guy was operating them. They slipped out from under the vehicle and caught my foot between them and the door.

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Re: Broken Bones
« Reply #92 on: August 07, 2015, 02:56:53 PM »
kcfdcat the jaws of life may have come a long way since we saw them in action during a 5th grade field trip but at least then they weren't like a crocodile mouth chomping down. are you sure you weren't already drunk?
It's a long story... New guy was operating them. They slipped out from under the vehicle and caught my foot between them and the door.

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And,  yes they're much different now than they were even five years ago. All battery powered and 3x more powerful.

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Re: Broken Bones
« Reply #93 on: August 07, 2015, 02:58:35 PM »
well, don't let the new guy use them then. lucky you still have a foot to drink about.

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Re: Broken Bones
« Reply #94 on: August 07, 2015, 03:00:17 PM »
Sounds like the perfect transition to full time brewer.  Full disability and a suit against the city.  Settlement city. 

This winter's dark sour should be called Jaws of Life.

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Re: Broken Bones
« Reply #95 on: August 07, 2015, 03:00:26 PM »
well, don't let the new guy use them then. lucky you still have a foot to drink about.
Too true

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Re: Broken Bones
« Reply #96 on: August 07, 2015, 03:01:17 PM »
Sounds like the perfect transition to full time brewer.  Full disability and a suit against the city.  Settlement city. 

This winter's dark sour should be called Jaws of Life.

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Re: Broken Bones
« Reply #97 on: August 07, 2015, 03:07:39 PM »
@emawblast put up your pic.. just katpak your face if you have to

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Re: Broken Bones
« Reply #98 on: August 07, 2015, 03:17:07 PM »
Sounds like the perfect transition to full time brewer.  Full disability and a suit against the city.  Settlement city. 

This winter's dark sour should be called Jaws of Life.

cns just planned your life out for you

Free beer would be a good advisory fee, imo.

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Re: Broken Bones
« Reply #99 on: August 07, 2015, 03:37:41 PM »
Sounds like the perfect transition to full time brewer.  Full disability and a suit against the city.  Settlement city. 

This winter's dark sour should be called Jaws of Life.
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