Author Topic: Trying to get banned on gpc.com (Read 4373 times)

lopakman · « **on:** March 23, 2013, 10:58:12 AM »

Any advice. I'm cancelling my account of five years on Monday but would like to go out with a bang! Will be kind of hard because I'm blocked on twitter by all gpc staff and ignored by most of the tuck posters there. I thought about linking multiple goEMAW threads but I don't know how to do that.

0.42 · « **Reply #1 on:** March 23, 2013, 11:04:40 AM »

It's all about the thread title. Ask Pete for details.

CNS · « **Reply #2 on:** March 23, 2013, 11:13:44 AM »

1. Hate on recruting covg
2. Say something about how they don't scoop anything that the ad doesn't ok first.

Both worked like immediately for me.

EllRobersonisInnocent · « **Reply #3 on:** March 23, 2013, 11:52:34 AM »

Copy and paste posts from our Aggieville creepster thread

Pete · « **Reply #4 on:** March 23, 2013, 12:33:53 PM »

So many ways you could go with this. The best way is to get banned for something that you really shouldn't get banned for. CNS's ideas are spot on.

Maybe ask them why they are threatened by sites comprised of "people they have banned."

Or you could go with the Cardinal Sin, and just mention www.goEMAW.com.

felix rex · « **Reply #5 on:** March 23, 2013, 01:01:35 PM »

Just start being super pervy. Then graduate to waaaay too super pervy but keep saying nice things about Fitz and the board. See how far you can take it.

felix rex · « **Reply #6 on:** March 23, 2013, 01:03:01 PM »

Start a thread called "If GPC were college boobs". Post some borderline pics and see where it goes.

Brock Landers · « **Reply #7 on:** March 23, 2013, 01:17:36 PM »

Quote from: felix rex on March 23, 2013, 01:01:35 PM

Just start being super pervy. Then graduate to waaaay too super pervy but keep saying nice things about Fitz and the board. See how far you can take it.

Wouldn't this behavior actually get you promoted within the ranks of GPC? I mean, when Fitz receives a compliment from someone he recognizes as a fellow perv....I just don't see how that would result in a ban.

0.42 · « **Reply #8 on:** March 23, 2013, 01:19:19 PM »

Quote from: Brock Landers on March 23, 2013, 01:17:36 PM

Quote from: felix rex on March 23, 2013, 01:01:35 PM
Just start being super pervy. Then graduate to waaaay too super pervy but keep saying nice things about Fitz and the board. See how far you can take it.

Wouldn't this behavior actually get you promoted within the ranks of GPC? I mean, when Fitz receives a compliment from someone he recognizes as a fellow perv....I just don't see how that would result in a ban.

Actually becoming a gE sleeper cell could have its advantages.

Pete · « **Reply #9 on:** March 23, 2013, 01:24:05 PM »

Put a half naked person in your sig. But, don't use a chick, use a dude. Don't post anything else inflammatory, and just get banned by homophobes who allow lewd pictures of women, but not of men.

TheHamburglar · « **Reply #10 on:** March 23, 2013, 01:25:19 PM »

Thread Title: Kelly in Vegas
Text: Did picking games in her underwear on YouTube ever take off? I know she was hoping that it would take off so her mother wouldn't have to be ashamed that her daughter is a 30 year old cocktail waitress.

FuzzyWuzzy · « **Reply #11 on:** March 23, 2013, 01:26:59 PM »

Quote from: Pete on March 23, 2013, 01:24:05 PM

Put a half naked person in your sig. But, don't use a chick, use a dude. Don't post anything else inflammatory, and just get banned by homophobes who allow lewd pictures of women, but not of men.

i reluctantly looked up a RyGos pic for ya

TheHamburglar · « **Reply #12 on:** March 23, 2013, 01:27:59 PM »

Also, they'll offer you 4 months free. When that is up just call them and say you want to cancel and they'll offer you 4 months for free. Rinse, repeat. I did this and got 16 months free.

Stevesie60 · « **Reply #13 on:** March 23, 2013, 01:37:29 PM »

Quote from: FuzzyWuzzy on March 23, 2013, 01:26:59 PM

Quote from: Pete on March 23, 2013, 01:24:05 PM
Put a half naked person in your sig. But, don't use a chick, use a dude. Don't post anything else inflammatory, and just get banned by homophobes who allow lewd pictures of women, but not of men.

i reluctantly looked up a RyGos pic for ya

You're using "reluctantly" sarcastically, right?

FuzzyWuzzy · « **Reply #14 on:** March 23, 2013, 01:39:31 PM »

Pete · « **Reply #15 on:** March 23, 2013, 01:46:41 PM »

Do they have one of him in a speedo, or something else tighter in the groin area?

OlatheWildcat · « **Reply #16 on:** March 23, 2013, 02:11:47 PM »

Quote from: FuzzyWuzzy on March 23, 2013, 01:26:59 PM

Quote from: Pete on March 23, 2013, 01:24:05 PM
Put a half naked person in your sig. But, don't use a chick, use a dude. Don't post anything else inflammatory, and just get banned by homophobes who allow lewd pictures of women, but not of men.

i reluctantly looked up a RyGos pic for ya

FuzzyWuzzy · « **Reply #17 on:** March 23, 2013, 02:13:10 PM »

Quote from: Pete on March 23, 2013, 01:46:41 PM

Do they have one of him in a speedo, or something else tighter in the groin area?

hmm...i think young Marky Mark is the man for the job

SwiftCat · « **Reply #18 on:** March 23, 2013, 02:17:45 PM »

Oh wow. Swoon.

Bloodfart · « **Reply #19 on:** March 23, 2013, 02:41:04 PM »

How bout this stud?

kim carnes · « **Reply #20 on:** March 23, 2013, 02:44:21 PM »

Quote from: Bloodfart on March 23, 2013, 02:41:04 PM

How bout this stud?

FuzzyWuzzy · « **Reply #21 on:** March 23, 2013, 02:44:52 PM »

Pete · « **Reply #22 on:** March 23, 2013, 02:46:35 PM »

Throw this in your sig

kim carnes · « **Reply #23 on:** March 23, 2013, 02:47:39 PM »

Quote from: felix rex on March 23, 2013, 01:03:01 PM

Start a thread called "If GPC were college boobs". Post some borderline pics and see where it goes.

something like this is the best idea

CNS · « **Reply #24 on:** March 23, 2013, 03:31:20 PM »

Quote from: kim carnes on March 23, 2013, 02:47:39 PM

Quote from: felix rex on March 23, 2013, 01:03:01 PM
Start a thread called "If GPC were college boobs". Post some borderline pics and see where it goes.

something like this is the best idea

Would become a king, not get banned.

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