...is how hilarious BYU's mascot was.
1. Name's Cosmo. Awesome Seinsmelled reference, I have to assume they got it from there because all Mormons love that show.
2. Dude was awesome at dancing during timeouts. Totally pokes holes in our "Willie doesn't have animal arms and legs because he needs to be more mobile" theory.
3. Fracker did HEADSTANDS and flailed his legs all around in midair while we shot free throws. Our mascot just stood around the whole fracking game like a bump on a log.
Here's to you, Cosmo!
<--but with non-caffeinated, non-alcoholic beverages.