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Typical Kansas State Person
« on: March 20, 2013, 04:25:49 PM »


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Re: Typical Kansas State Person
« Reply #1 on: March 20, 2013, 04:27:59 PM »
Nate Jones sounds like a real dumbass

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Typical Kansas State Person
« Reply #2 on: March 20, 2013, 04:28:04 PM »
Capitalism, it's tough to understand for some

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Re: Typical Kansas State Person
« Reply #3 on: March 20, 2013, 04:29:15 PM »
a fool and his money are soon parted

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Re: Typical Kansas State Person
« Reply #4 on: March 20, 2013, 04:29:48 PM »
Just talked to an attorney buddy of mine and he said Jones loses this case and Ro will lkely get his attorney's fees paid for because Jones is a bozo.

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Re: Typical Kansas State Person
« Reply #6 on: March 20, 2013, 04:41:07 PM »
the investment might have panned if he'd just invested the full $300k.
“They said something along the lines of ‘it kind of sounds like you’d be interested in it.’ And I said ‘hell yeah I am. Why not?’” -Doug Gottlieb

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Re: Typical Kansas State Person
« Reply #7 on: March 20, 2013, 04:42:10 PM »
I wish knew this dumbass Jones' email so I could inform him of a great opportunity to make money from a former African leader's locked bank account.

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Re: Typical Kansas State Person
« Reply #8 on: March 20, 2013, 04:44:20 PM »
I know an all natural energy drink made from real honey he could invest in.  that would recoup all his losses. 
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« Reply #9 on: March 20, 2013, 04:45:27 PM »
My favorite part was when the ISU guy lost all his money because he's a complete dumbass

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Re: Typical Kansas State Person
« Reply #10 on: March 20, 2013, 04:45:30 PM »
That idiot invested 150k in a Afican Gold Scheme to guarantee 4% returns?

4% RETURNS

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Re: Typical Kansas State Person
« Reply #11 on: March 20, 2013, 04:47:36 PM »
Diet Kansas....

Its bad enough to find out a childhood hero is a scammer, but then to add one of those Cyclone burns.

Oh man...

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Re: Typical Kansas State Person
« Reply #12 on: March 20, 2013, 04:49:00 PM »
That idiot invested 150k in a Afican Gold Scheme to guarantee 4% returns?

4% RETURNS

What if I told you I could turn your 150K into 156K?!?!?!  THAT WOULD BLOW YOUR MIND!!!

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Re: Typical Kansas State Person
« Reply #13 on: March 20, 2013, 04:49:44 PM »
That idiot invested 150k in a Afican Gold Scheme to guarantee 4% returns?

4% RETURNS

This is an extremely good point.  I'm also guessing Ro's wallet is 150-300K lighter.
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Re: Typical Kansas State Person
« Reply #14 on: March 20, 2013, 05:04:06 PM »
I bet I could screw the crap out of Nate Jones on some Milo Hay.
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Re: Typical Kansas State Person
« Reply #15 on: March 20, 2013, 05:09:07 PM »
seems like ro and this dude are both dumbasses and probably lost their money to this other dude.
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Re: Typical Kansas State Person
« Reply #16 on: March 20, 2013, 05:21:51 PM »
Who in the hell pulls out their checkbook and writes a check for $150K on this kind of deal for a 4% return?

That's a laughed right out of the room with a hearty eff off and a door slam to follow offer.




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Re: Typical Kansas State Person
« Reply #17 on: March 20, 2013, 05:22:58 PM »
But I'm sure it sounded so safe.

Who in the hell pulls out their checkbook and writes a check for $150K on this kind of deal for a 4% return?

That's a laughed right out of the room with a hearty eff off and a door slam to follow offer.

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Re: Typical Kansas State Person
« Reply #18 on: March 20, 2013, 05:26:53 PM »
That's less than inflation.   :facepalm:
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Re: Typical Kansas State Person
« Reply #19 on: March 20, 2013, 05:32:10 PM »
That's charity money to Ro. :kstategrad:
I'm sure he's  :dunno: about sweating the loss.

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Re: Typical Kansas State Person
« Reply #20 on: March 20, 2013, 05:36:40 PM »
Actually, I think it's the modest ROI that makes it more believable.  Plus, it's frickin' Africa!  There's no safer place to do business than Africa.

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Re: Typical Kansas State Person
« Reply #21 on: March 20, 2013, 06:36:10 PM »
Typical Iowa State person to bitch about the rich screwing over the poor.

Not everyone is a :kstategrad:

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Re: Typical Kansas State Person
« Reply #22 on: March 20, 2013, 07:49:48 PM »
Capitalism, it's tough to understand for some
Take it to the Monsanto thread.

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Re: Typical Kansas State Person
« Reply #23 on: March 20, 2013, 08:21:08 PM »
Yes CBC, we all run African gold scams. What of it?

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Re: Typical Kansas State Person
« Reply #24 on: March 20, 2013, 08:25:33 PM »
I guess I forgot to realize i'm posting on the Nigeria State Fighting Princes message boards....Rookie mistake