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Re: small talk
« Reply #25 on: March 20, 2013, 03:09:28 PM »
Tried to have several ppl cut mine for free before and it never ended well.   Worth the money to not look like a Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) that cuts his own hair, imo. No offense rake.

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Re: small talk
« Reply #26 on: March 20, 2013, 03:22:42 PM »
Tried to have several ppl cut mine for free before and it never ended well.   Worth the money to not look like a Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) that cuts his own hair, imo. No offense rake.

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Re: small talk
« Reply #27 on: March 20, 2013, 03:23:02 PM »
I have sat through entire haircuts without saying a word. Also, why on earth did you go inside the bank?  Are you 80? You seem terrible at avoiding small talk situations.

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Re: small talk
« Reply #28 on: March 20, 2013, 03:28:16 PM »
I have sat through entire haircuts without saying a word. Also, why on earth did you go inside the bank?  Are you 80? You seem terrible at avoiding small talk situations.

i'm 26, and no, i'm not terrible at avoiding small talk situations. but at banks, there's not much i can do. i won't be rude by using a cell phone (the sign says "please refrain from using your cell phone during all transactions"), so my best option is pretty much not at my disposal. and at banks, there's not much to pretend to look at (i usually study the business loan posters and act interested while hoping the teller doesn't ask me if i'm interested).

my best trick for avoiding small talk is to put headphones in my ears. i almost always keep an extra set of headphones in the car. i put them in my ears when in public (malls, store, etc.) and tuck the cord into my pocket and pretend like i'm listening to music.

on days when my ipod is sufficiently charged, i listen to music.

but those days are rare.  :frown:


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Re: small talk
« Reply #29 on: March 20, 2013, 03:40:07 PM »
Sometimes, people just want to share a few smiles and a little humor because it makes both parties involved feel good.  HOW AWFUL!

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Re: small talk
« Reply #30 on: March 20, 2013, 03:43:13 PM »
Lots of social anxiety in this thread.

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Re: small talk
« Reply #31 on: March 20, 2013, 03:45:29 PM »
went to the bank this morning and the bank teller lady began asking me pointless small talk questions like "how is your day going so far?" and "plan to do anything exciting this week?"

i replied with "not bad" (my day had started only hours earlier) and told her i was looking forward to the basketball tournament. yes, i said "basketball tournament." had I been more specific, i would have said, "looking forward to watching the college basketball tournament."

but i didn't, and as a result ...

"oh, you play basketball?"

"no, i watch it. march madness."

"oh, yeah. i don't really follow basketball."

she proceeded to do other banking things. then, back to small talk.

"so who do you think will win?"

i told her i liked louisville.

"oh, interesting."

how is that interesting? how is any part of that interesting? she doesn't know me, she doesn't follow basketball, she has never watched louisville and is incapable of measuring the quality of my prognostication. it is completely and totally uninteresting to her.

i guess i don't understand the purpose of "small talk." is the purpose to fake niceness and to pretend to care about people you don't care about.

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Re: small talk
« Reply #32 on: March 20, 2013, 03:46:10 PM »
I have sat through entire haircuts without saying a word. Also, why on earth did you go inside the bank?  Are you 80? You seem terrible at avoiding small talk situations.

i'm 26, and no, i'm not terrible at avoiding small talk situations. but at banks, there's not much i can do. i won't be rude by using a cell phone (the sign says "please refrain from using your cell phone during all transactions"), so my best option is pretty much not at my disposal. and at banks, there's not much to pretend to look at (i usually study the business loan posters and act interested while hoping the teller doesn't ask me if i'm interested).

my best trick for avoiding small talk is to put headphones in my ears. i almost always keep an extra set of headphones in the car. i put them in my ears when in public (malls, store, etc.) and tuck the cord into my pocket and pretend like i'm listening to music.

on days when my ipod is sufficiently charged, i listen to music.

but those days are rare.  :frown:

Next time just wear a ski mask and hand the teller a note.  That'll let them know you don't do small talk.

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Re: small talk
« Reply #33 on: March 20, 2013, 03:48:30 PM »
Just be polite and engage with people you come in contact with. Smile, say please and thank you, and don't be a grumpy gus when someone asks you about your weekend but doesn't know who Rick Pitino is. People at banks and in customer service are just trying to be nice, go ahead and reciprocate.

When asked: "How has your day been" you might answer with "it's been good thus far, how has yours been?" and then listen to what the person says.



Pretty sure I learned that when I was like 3.

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Re: small talk
« Reply #34 on: March 20, 2013, 03:58:59 PM »
One time my friend's mom had to feel my junk.  Very awkward for both of us.


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Re: small talk
« Reply #35 on: March 20, 2013, 04:03:38 PM »
Just be polite and engage with people you come in contact with. Smile, say please and thank you, and don't be a grumpy gus when someone asks you about your weekend but doesn't know who Rick Pitino is. People at banks and in customer service are just trying to be nice, go ahead and reciprocate.

When asked: "How has your day been" you might answer with "it's been good thus far, how has yours been?" and then listen to what the person says.



Pretty sure I learned that when I was like 3.

Very easy to smalltalk when approached by someone being polite. Sometimes it's nice to talk to a complete stranger that has manners and isn't a dickhead. People that are rude for no reason make me angry, also people that don't say "you're welcome" after a thank you

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Re: small talk
« Reply #36 on: March 20, 2013, 04:32:04 PM »
I had a cabbie small talk me on the way home one night when I was pak'd as crap.  He said he was from Hungary... I asked him if he wanted to come inside and have pancakes with me.  He never said another word. 
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« Reply #37 on: March 20, 2013, 04:37:24 PM »
I had a cabbie small talk me on the way home one night when I was pak'd as crap.  He said he was from Hungary... I asked him if he wanted to come inside and have pancakes with me.  He never said another word.

Exactly one year ago I had a Russian limo driver in Vegas and we made small talk about Rocky 4 and how the Russian got destroyed. Mainly I made small talk about it. the cops were called when we got to our destination. True story.

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Re: small talk
« Reply #38 on: March 20, 2013, 04:44:57 PM »
Just be polite and engage with people you come in contact with. Smile, say please and thank you, and don't be a grumpy gus when someone asks you about your weekend but doesn't know who Rick Pitino is. People at banks and in customer service are just trying to be nice, go ahead and reciprocate.

When asked: "How has your day been" you might answer with "it's been good thus far, how has yours been?" and then listen to what the person says.



Pretty sure I learned that when I was like 3.

people that don't say "you're welcome" after a thank you

Sometimes I say "yep."  Not sure why, it's just what comes out when I'm on auto pilot. 

"Thank you."
"Yep."

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Re: small talk
« Reply #39 on: March 20, 2013, 06:04:21 PM »
Just be polite and engage with people you come in contact with. Smile, say please and thank you, and don't be a grumpy gus when someone asks you about your weekend but doesn't know who Rick Pitino is. People at banks and in customer service are just trying to be nice, go ahead and reciprocate.

When asked: "How has your day been" you might answer with "it's been good thus far, how has yours been?" and then listen to what the person says.

i don't care how her day has been. and she doesn't care how my day has been.

it's similar in golf. you play your opponent, maybe for money, and you act all enthusiastic when he hits a great shot or sinks a putt to beat you.

"wow! nice putt! great job!"

inside your head, moments earlier, you were saying to yourself, "miss it, miss it, rot in hell, miss it!"

why be phony?  :dunno:

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Re: small talk
« Reply #40 on: March 20, 2013, 06:05:54 PM »
i should add: i'm always polite, nice, never rude, etc.

i'm sure our small talk was great.  :sdeek:

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Re: small talk
« Reply #41 on: March 20, 2013, 07:09:21 PM »
BREAKING:  When people talk, the purpose is rarely to transmit significant information.

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Re: small talk
« Reply #42 on: March 20, 2013, 07:23:58 PM »
why on earth would anyone ever go to a bank?

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Re: small talk
« Reply #43 on: March 20, 2013, 07:31:08 PM »
All week I've been trying to avoid sitting with random on ski lifts. I hate it. Either awkward silence or I'll just talk to my brother and leave them out of the conversation completely.

It isn't nearly as bad if they start the small talk though.

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Re: small talk
« Reply #44 on: March 20, 2013, 07:51:15 PM »
Just be polite and engage with people you come in contact with. Smile, say please and thank you, and don't be a grumpy gus when someone asks you about your weekend but doesn't know who Rick Pitino is. People at banks and in customer service are just trying to be nice, go ahead and reciprocate.

When asked: "How has your day been" you might answer with "it's been good thus far, how has yours been?" and then listen to what the person says.



Pretty sure I learned that when I was like 3.

people that don't say "you're welcome" after a thank you

Sometimes I say "yep."  Not sure why, it's just what comes out when I'm on auto pilot. 

"Thank you."
"Yep."

:dunno:

"no problem" is my auto-pilot.
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Re: small talk
« Reply #45 on: March 20, 2013, 07:52:48 PM »
why on earth would anyone ever go to a bank?

Asked this above Rusty. Still waiting.

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« Reply #46 on: March 20, 2013, 07:53:18 PM »
my auto pilot is "you bet your ass you do"


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Re: small talk
« Reply #47 on: March 20, 2013, 07:55:04 PM »
i really hate small talk because i'm a weirdo that locks up inside whenever someone talks to me and the conversation doesn't have a purpose (aka, work or school related).  stranger small talk is possibly the most panic inducing part of a normal day.  i can't ever imagine talking to someone just because they happen to be standing next to me, seems like the behavior of stupid people.

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Re: small talk
« Reply #48 on: March 20, 2013, 08:20:28 PM »
why on earth would anyone ever go to a bank?

Asked this above Rusty. Still waiting.

lollipops.  :lick:

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Re: small talk
« Reply #49 on: March 20, 2013, 08:50:03 PM »
why on earth would anyone ever go to a bank?

Asked this above Rusty. Still waiting.

lollipops.  :lick:

my haircut place has lollipops. what now rake?