Hey look we're the eurozone. All of our social welfare States printed a bunch of money by floating bonds and trading them among each another. No big deal, we all forfeited our sovereignty to a phony government in exchange for a shared currency all but one of us have zero vested interest in preserving the value of. Which is perfect because as social welfare states we live under the premise the strong can always provide more and when they cant who gives a eff as long we're all equally poor. So LOL at you Germany, you can form a phony bank to float phony bonds to "bail us out" and we'll take that bailout money and try really hard to get our crap together, and by really hard I mean elect a radical socialist government hellbent on fiscal anarchy and sticking it to "the man". Then when we don't pay back the money we borrowed to pay back the money we previously borrowed from you, we can all get together and blame the banks in the US that already roasted for doing the same thing with their actual customers.