Things You Call Things That Aren't Really What The Things Are Called

[Gooch]

drunk = "over served"

[bones129]

My butt I call a splitscreen and my wiener I call a front tail.

This makes sense. I'm urging friends to use these phrases from this point forward.

[jtksu]

I call all sorts of things "sorry ass sons of bitches."

[Stupid Fitz]

I call all sorts of things "sorry ass sons of bitches."

[Tobias]

I call a fork a dinglehopper sometimes

[Emo EMAW]

taking out the trash = blue job
doing the laundry = pink job

[KSUblumpkin]

I call IKEA the Swedish Utilitarian Mart.

[hurtsogood]

Mouth = Talk hole

[raquetcat]

Beer = aiming juice, but only while golfing or bowling

[The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep]

I call IKEA the Swedish Utilitarian Mart.

Its post like this that make me really proud to be Blumperz's friend.

[SkinnyBenny]

Refilling your beer is called replotzing your quenchhorn.  But I stole that from Coneheads.

[Phil Titola]

I confuse "crumb snatchers" that I've heard babies called with "carpet munchers".....and have pissed off quite a few parents with that.

[jtksu]

I confuse "crumb snatchers" that I've heard babies called with "carpet munchers".....and have pissed off quite a few parents with that.