Author Topic: Things You Call Things That Aren't Really What The Things Are Called (Read 5310 times)

Mr Bread · « **Reply #25 on:** March 18, 2013, 04:19:43 PM »

I call butts "backdoors."

Mr Bread · « **Reply #26 on:** March 18, 2013, 04:20:38 PM »

I sometimes call one of my dogs a "fur pig."

Mr Bread · « **Reply #27 on:** March 18, 2013, 04:21:30 PM »

I often refer to all beverages of any kind as "juice."

Mr Bread · « **Reply #28 on:** March 18, 2013, 04:23:02 PM »

I sometimes call having a bowel movement "daddy business." As in "I've gotta take care of some daddy business."

Mr Bread · « **Reply #29 on:** March 18, 2013, 04:24:21 PM »

I have a very large spoon that I always use for any food that requires a spoon at my home that I call my "boss hog."

Mr Bread · « **Reply #30 on:** March 18, 2013, 04:25:10 PM »

I call penguins "oreo bellies."

sonofdaxjones · « **Reply #31 on:** March 18, 2013, 04:28:49 PM »

Quote from: CNS Casey on March 18, 2013, 03:22:44 PM

Quote from: sonofdaxjones on March 18, 2013, 03:16:39 PM
Quote from: rick daris on March 18, 2013, 01:31:47 PM
i bet dax calls tvs idiot boxes.

Nope

Boobtube?

Nope

Just "TV" I call the TV, "TV"

chum1 · « **Reply #32 on:** March 18, 2013, 04:30:10 PM »

Sex: "doing it"

CNS · « **Reply #33 on:** March 18, 2013, 04:30:17 PM »

Quote from: sonofdaxjones on March 18, 2013, 04:28:49 PM

Quote from: CNS Casey on March 18, 2013, 03:22:44 PM
Quote from: sonofdaxjones on March 18, 2013, 03:16:39 PM
Quote from: rick daris on March 18, 2013, 01:31:47 PM
i bet dax calls tvs idiot boxes.

Nope

Boobtube?

Nope

Just "TV" I call the TV, "TV"

That can't be right...

Squawkbox?

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #34 on:** March 18, 2013, 04:30:35 PM »

my arms = guns or "pythons"

Willesgirl · « **Reply #35 on:** March 18, 2013, 04:36:59 PM »

Quote from: Mr Bread on March 18, 2013, 04:23:02 PM

I sometimes call having a bowel movement "daddy business." As in "I've gotta take care of some daddy business."

This really gave me a bad visual and I'll probably have nightmares and cry in my sleep tonight.

Cartierfor3 · « **Reply #36 on:** March 18, 2013, 05:10:55 PM »

All big Soda Pops: Big Gulps.

Bloodfart · « **Reply #37 on:** March 18, 2013, 05:31:09 PM »

pecs = forged steel

Bloodfart · « **Reply #38 on:** March 18, 2013, 05:31:20 PM »

love handles = rhino hide

The Big Train · « **Reply #39 on:** March 18, 2013, 06:18:46 PM »

Burger King = BK Lounge

chum1 · « **Reply #40 on:** March 18, 2013, 06:20:58 PM »

Bruise: "hematoma"

The Big Train · « **Reply #41 on:** March 18, 2013, 06:22:58 PM »

Quote from: Mr Bread on March 18, 2013, 04:19:43 PM

I call butts "backdoors."

p1k3 · « **Reply #42 on:** March 18, 2013, 06:32:37 PM »

the TV remote is the "buddy"

Mikeyis4dcats · « **Reply #43 on:** March 18, 2013, 06:36:52 PM »

Fanning -->Williesgrl

Pete · « **Reply #44 on:** March 18, 2013, 08:48:52 PM »

Calling underwear skivvies

Paul Moscow · « **Reply #45 on:** March 18, 2013, 08:50:40 PM »

I call my investment portfolio, "yacht sperm"

SkinnyBenny · « **Reply #46 on:** March 18, 2013, 10:02:37 PM »

My butt I call a splitscreen and my wiener I call a front tail.

Headinjun · « **Reply #47 on:** March 18, 2013, 10:05:02 PM »

Dollars=bones

LickNeckey · « **Reply #48 on:** March 18, 2013, 10:14:36 PM »

bitches = hoes

Stevesie60 · « **Reply #49 on:** March 18, 2013, 10:17:08 PM »

I call good times, "blasty blasts".

Author Topic: Things You Call Things That Aren't Really What The Things Are Called (Read 5310 times)

The Big Train

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