Everyone's read Frindle, right? Well if not, spoiler alert: the teacher pretends that she is against inventing words. Gets the kid on TV talking about how it should be, and the teacher saying it's a dumb idea and the English language doesn't need anymore words. Welp, turns out the teacher was in on it the whole time. She loved it. She just knew that in order for the whole thing to blow up on a national level, there needed to be some opposition. Short story shorter, goEMAW is the wise teacher, and John Currie is the 3rd grader.