Author Topic: How has your life been affected by all these titles? (Read 3999 times)

KanSt43 · « **on:** March 14, 2013, 11:01:45 AM »

Since the prophecy of Fatty is happening before our eyes, so much eliteness has affected my life. Wife isn't bitchy, boss promotes me, etc...Anyone else experiencing similar things? I also got a hole-in-one in golf the other day. With my K-State golf ball. I mean guys, this is nuts.

Super PurpleCat · « **Reply #1 on:** March 14, 2013, 11:05:44 AM »

I've noticed that any soda I drink stays extra-crispy for longer periods of time.

steve dave · « **Reply #2 on:** March 14, 2013, 11:08:10 AM »

snagged a primo parking spot this morning. really a choice location. probably top 5 of the spots that I could conceivably park in for my destination.

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #3 on:** March 14, 2013, 11:09:58 AM »

bicep curl went up 10lb just all of the sudden. It is either the 2 titles or the steroids I have started injecting.

kslim · « **Reply #4 on:** March 14, 2013, 11:13:22 AM »

Quote from: Limestone on March 14, 2013, 11:09:58 AM

bicep curl went up 10lb just all of the sudden. It is either the 2 titles or the steroids I have started injecting.

fist pumping is a great workout

^^^^should probably mention this in the workout banner thread^^^^

SkinnyBenny · « **Reply #5 on:** March 14, 2013, 11:15:08 AM »

My guitar student had a killer lesson this week, probably because he is being taught by someone who was raised in TITLETOWN.

CNS · « **Reply #6 on:** March 14, 2013, 11:16:38 AM »

Ordered a refurbed big screen tv for my basement. Upon setting it up, I found that it had a screen issue. Called the company and was told they would get back to me. That afternoon, I received two calls. One telling me another was being shipped to me right away, and a second from their service department scheduling the repair of the tv.

Two days later, I had a new second tv. The day after that the service man repaired my other tv.

Two 46" tv's for the price of one. Boom! Now I have too many big screen tv's vs rooms in my house and am going to have to put the smallest one in storage.

Thanks, Titletown.

The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep · « **Reply #7 on:** March 14, 2013, 11:16:58 AM »

I've been wearing this giant belt for the last week or so and my doctor thinks due to the weight of it (its solid gold) I'm going to need a hip replacement.

ChiComCat · « **Reply #8 on:** March 14, 2013, 11:20:07 AM »

I got a sandwich and a bag of chips for lunch the other day. They forgot to charge me for the chips (or threw them in for free

)

Alpinist · « **Reply #9 on:** March 14, 2013, 11:21:18 AM »

Quote from: Super PurpleCat on March 14, 2013, 11:05:44 AM

I've noticed that any soda I drink stays extra-crispy for longer periods of time.

That is nuts, because any soda I drink turns into a delicious refreshing RevHoney.

jc_jax · « **Reply #10 on:** March 14, 2013, 11:28:18 AM »

Mrs. jcj gave me an extra goodbye kiss this morning just for being me. Thanks, Titletown.

JohnCurrie is Weird/Gross · « **Reply #11 on:** March 14, 2013, 11:34:08 AM »

My parents got back together.

waks · « **Reply #12 on:** March 14, 2013, 11:37:01 AM »

Got some late night grub last night. The girl at the cash register forgot to make it a combo (

). Ended up with a full order of fries because of her mistake!

Pett · « **Reply #13 on:** March 14, 2013, 11:42:45 AM »

Quote from: JohnCurrie is Weird/Gross on March 14, 2013, 11:34:08 AM

My parents got back together.

Great to hear!

kslim · « **Reply #14 on:** March 14, 2013, 11:44:08 AM »

boss said to go home so i can head to kc and he didnt charge me any leave

ksucrcoop · « **Reply #15 on:** March 14, 2013, 12:15:43 PM »

my crackers stay extra crispy in my soup.

true story.

EMAWzified · « **Reply #16 on:** March 14, 2013, 12:27:10 PM »

Everybody takes my calls because people want to be associated with winners.
The down side: Lots of crap emails, texts and calls from nobodies wanting to be associated with winners.

420seriouscat69 · « **Reply #17 on:** March 14, 2013, 12:29:15 PM »

Fillies have been flocking to me this week. It's like those axe commercials. I've had to turn some away, because I'm spent from all the sex.

Houcat · « **Reply #18 on:** March 14, 2013, 12:30:36 PM »

Both seats to the side of me are empty on the flight back from Jersey on a very full plane. Just making it nice for me. Thanks Titletown!

Winters · « **Reply #19 on:** March 14, 2013, 12:31:46 PM »

Millionaire

Emo EMAW · « **Reply #20 on:** March 14, 2013, 12:32:09 PM »

Mrs Emo got a promotion and another job offer this week!

PurpleSleezyE · « **Reply #21 on:** March 14, 2013, 12:43:31 PM »

Actually - I got promoted and moved into the biggest office here in our Titletown location just this week. Boss said..."I am going to start working from home when I am not traveling. Sleezy, I need you to run the show. Take my big corner office and set up your putting green in there."

Thanks Bill and oscar!

slackcat · « **Reply #22 on:** March 14, 2013, 12:45:13 PM »

Went to the car wash and found someone had left 6 quarters in the machine, free wash.

MadCat · « **Reply #23 on:** March 14, 2013, 01:27:25 PM »

I can now orgasm by sheer thought alone. No more energy wasted.

The Big Train · « **Reply #24 on:** March 14, 2013, 03:54:54 PM »

AMC sent me the complete 3rd season of The Walking Dead blu-ray yesterday.

Author Topic: How has your life been affected by all these titles? (Read 3999 times)

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