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The Official goEMAW why is Beems so butthurt Master Thread
« on: March 13, 2013, 03:37:57 PM »
Anyone know? He was on record for saying he wanted to share a title with his buds. Now he's like manic and super butthurt. Is it the National Media calling Manhattan "TitleTown, Kings, Hottest Team in America?" Maybe. I just want him to be happy with us. Get well soon, beems. I hope your butt heals.


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Re: The Official goEMAW why is Beems so butthurt Master Thread
« Reply #1 on: March 13, 2013, 03:39:04 PM »
Anyone know? He was on record for saying he wanted to share a title with his buds. Now he's like manic and super butthurt. Is it the National Media calling Manhattan "TittleTown, Kings, Hottest Team in America?" Maybe. I just want him to be happy with us. Get well soon, beems. I hope your butt heals.

Beems has been the most enjoyable of the squawks this week. Its our new guy LJM that has been butthurt, IMO.
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Re: The Official goEMAW why is Beems so butthurt Master Thread
« Reply #2 on: March 13, 2013, 04:56:58 PM »
Anyone know? He was on record for saying he wanted to share a title with his buds. Now he's like manic and super butthurt. Is it the National Media calling Manhattan "TittleTown, Kings, Hottest Team in America?" Maybe. I just want him to be happy with us. Get well soon, beems. I hope your butt heals.

Beems has been the most enjoyable of the squawks this week. Its our new guy LJM that has been butthurt, IMO.

The seemingly two most butthurt of all the squawks on the interwebs are beems and Big Joe Davis.  It's no surprise that beems stands up for his bro JD at every turn either.

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Re: The Official goEMAW why is Beems so butthurt Master Thread
« Reply #3 on: March 13, 2013, 05:04:42 PM »
Beems is a master in butthurt.  This isn't even his final form.

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Re: The Official goEMAW why is Beems so butthurt Master Thread
« Reply #4 on: March 14, 2013, 11:56:27 PM »
I think Beems is butthurt because we haven't seen each other in a while.

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Re: The Official goEMAW why is Beems so butthurt Master Thread
« Reply #5 on: March 15, 2013, 08:05:46 AM »
I think it's because Scott Drew mumped him and the entire KU basektball team in the ass.
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Re: The Official goEMAW why is Beems so butthurt Master Thread
« Reply #6 on: March 15, 2013, 09:20:47 AM »
I haven't seen anyone say it, but, see, basketball is, like, KU's thing.  No matter how bad they were in football, they could always fall back on the old conference championship in basketball.  So, when we have the basketball championship, too, they're just left with nothing.  That's why they're really so butthurt.

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Re: The Official goEMAW why is Beems so butthurt Master Thread
« Reply #7 on: March 15, 2013, 10:25:46 AM »
Jealous of our two conference championships? I don't know :dunno:

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Re: The Official goEMAW why is Beems so butthurt Master Thread
« Reply #8 on: March 15, 2013, 10:29:02 AM »
I think it's because Scott Drew mumped him and the entire KU basektball team in the ass.

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Re: The Official goEMAW why is Beems so butthurt Master Thread
« Reply #9 on: March 15, 2013, 10:37:17 AM »
I haven't seen anyone say it, but, see, basketball is, like, KU's thing.  No matter how bad they were in football, they could always fall back on the old conference championship in basketball.  So, when we have the basketball championship, too, they're just left with nothing.  That's why they're really so butthurt.


KU has a Big 12 title this year in track and has Big 12 titles in multiple sports outside of basketball.  No one is butthurt.  We're just laughing at how overboard the new money hayseeds are taking this Big 12 co-championship.

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Re: The Official goEMAW why is Beems so butthurt Master Thread
« Reply #10 on: March 15, 2013, 10:46:34 AM »
Fanning, why do you keep biting so hard on beems' posts? You know exactly what he's doing. You're getting BITB'd ridiculously hard.

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Re: The Official goEMAW why is Beems so butthurt Master Thread
« Reply #11 on: March 15, 2013, 10:48:38 AM »
Fanning, why do you keep biting so hard on beems' posts? You know exactly what he's doing. You're getting BITB'd ridiculously hard.
Cause I like rough ridin' with him. Work has been really slow these days. I'm bored. :dunno:

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Re: The Official goEMAW why is Beems so butthurt Master Thread
« Reply #12 on: March 15, 2013, 10:53:28 AM »
Fanning, why do you keep biting so hard on beems' posts? You know exactly what he's doing. You're getting BITB'd ridiculously hard.
Cause I like rough ridin' with him. Work has been really slow these days. I'm bored. :dunno:


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Re: The Official goEMAW why is Beems so butthurt Master Thread
« Reply #13 on: March 15, 2013, 10:55:58 AM »
I haven't seen anyone say it, but, see, basketball is, like, KU's thing.  No matter how bad they were in football, they could always fall back on the old conference championship in basketball.  So, when we have the basketball championship, too, they're just left with nothing.  That's why they're really so butthurt.


KU has a Big 12 title this year in track and has Big 12 titles in multiple sports outside of basketball.  No one is butthurt.  We're just laughing at how overboard the new money hayseeds are taking this Big 12 co-championship.

That's a pretty butthurt response.

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Re: The Official goEMAW why is Beems so butthurt Master Thread
« Reply #14 on: March 15, 2013, 10:57:38 AM »
Who knew track was a winter sport :dunno:

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Re: The Official goEMAW why is Beems so butthurt Master Thread
« Reply #15 on: March 15, 2013, 11:05:58 AM »
I haven't seen anyone say it, but, see, basketball is, like, KU's thing.  No matter how bad they were in football, they could always fall back on the old conference championship in basketball.  So, when we have the basketball championship, too, they're just left with nothing.  That's why they're really so butthurt.

It's like my wordy metaphor brah.

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Re: The Official goEMAW why is Beems so butthurt Master Thread
« Reply #16 on: March 15, 2013, 11:14:40 AM »
I think it's because Scott Drew mumped him and the entire KU basektball team in the ass.

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This is a Blumpkin-type post. 
« Last Edit: March 15, 2013, 11:25:20 AM by deputy dawg »

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Re: The Official goEMAW why is Beems so butthurt Master Thread
« Reply #17 on: March 15, 2013, 12:50:21 PM »
I think it's because Scott Drew mumped him and the entire KU basektball team in the ass.

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This is a Blumpkin-type post.

I can't tell if this is a compliment.  I'm usually not that vulgar am I?  But...Scott Drew did tea bag Kansas.  It's cool, KU will take it out on the CyFloods tonight.
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Re: The Official goEMAW why is Beems so butthurt Master Thread
« Reply #19 on: January 04, 2016, 12:39:04 PM »
i bet he could barely sleep last night as he eagerly awaited soren petro's ku-ou hot takes this morning.  and then soren just smacks him in the face for 2 straight hours with chiefs talk.  what complete bullshit.  soren petro's anti ku-ou agenda has never been more clear than it is today.  sad.


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Re: The Official goEMAW why is Beems so butthurt Master Thread
« Reply #20 on: January 04, 2016, 12:48:06 PM »
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Re: The Official goEMAW why is Beems so butthurt Master Thread
« Reply #21 on: January 04, 2016, 12:58:57 PM »
KU Basketball just can't catch a break.

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Re: The Official goEMAW why is Beems so butthurt Master Thread
« Reply #22 on: January 04, 2016, 01:08:13 PM »
The attendance jab is classic beems
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Re: The Official goEMAW why is Beems so butthurt Master Thread
« Reply #23 on: January 04, 2016, 01:51:18 PM »
why does he think KC is a college basketball town?  has he ever even lived there?

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Re: The Official goEMAW why is Beems so butthurt Master Thread
« Reply #24 on: January 04, 2016, 11:13:25 PM »
Very passive aggressive.