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Re: brag about some stud thing thread
« Reply #875 on: February 06, 2018, 06:12:40 AM »
I was in Cancun for a bachelor party. Ended up wrestling a 25 yr old whippersnapper from Wisconsin on the beach for the 2018 Cancun Open wrestling championship.

I won twice and my friends bought me a Mexican Wrestling Mask as a trophy.

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Re: brag about some stud thing thread
« Reply #876 on: February 06, 2018, 06:42:32 AM »
Did you whisper in his ear after you body slammed him into the sand "that's for Jacob Pullen bitch!"
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Re: brag about some stud thing thread
« Reply #877 on: April 16, 2018, 02:53:56 PM »
Everytime I'm scrolling on Facebook and I see one of those "Only a genius can find the Y in less than 3 minutes" things I always find the Y in like 2 seconds. I just look at it and immediately see the Y.  So I guess I'm a genius.  Feels good.

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Re: brag about some stud thing thread
« Reply #878 on: April 16, 2018, 05:10:18 PM »
except that you’re using facebook and that automatically makes you not a genius


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Re: brag about some stud thing thread
« Reply #879 on: April 17, 2018, 11:27:16 AM »
Except it doesn't.

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Re: brag about some stud thing thread
« Reply #880 on: April 23, 2018, 03:46:49 PM »
Got separated from my group during an offshore dive (scuba), and had the presence of mind to find my way back to the boat, and then went on to find the group that left me behind.  Must have gotten good training during my open water certification.
Important note:  guy leading the dive was a dick, and should have waited for me but didn't.

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Re: brag about some stud thing thread
« Reply #881 on: April 23, 2018, 03:53:25 PM »
  :thumbs:

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Re: brag about some stud thing thread
« Reply #882 on: May 30, 2018, 12:22:34 PM »
won the bench press competition at my gym last week

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Re: brag about some stud thing thread
« Reply #883 on: February 15, 2019, 09:55:48 AM »
Imagine just arriving in Vegas walking down the Strip at 10am around a 7.5 on the booze scale. You pass a group of men about your parents age and you both do double takes, “Coach?” “ben ji”?

Turns out it was my bball/baseball coach from elementary through middle school there with some buds. We make some small talk and this conversation ensues

ben ji – “Man, its been a while, cant remember the last time I saw you”
Coach (Pointing Finger at my chest) – “I remember, you made 2 free throws with no time left in the championship game to send it to overtime and then we won”

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Re: brag about some stud thing thread
« Reply #884 on: February 15, 2019, 05:06:36 PM »
that is fantastic
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Re: brag about some stud thing thread
« Reply #885 on: February 15, 2019, 05:58:15 PM »
That is stud boss Ben ji


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Re: brag about some stud thing thread
« Reply #886 on: February 16, 2019, 04:57:26 AM »
won the bench press competition at my gym last week

What a boss.

I'm pushing more now at 37 than I ever have. Kinda shameful tho. What a waste of potential in my youth.

Edit: I'm also p fat so my lifts aren't too impressive imo.
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Re: brag about some stud thing thread
« Reply #887 on: February 19, 2019, 08:22:55 AM »

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Re: brag about some stud thing thread
« Reply #888 on: March 25, 2019, 10:14:38 AM »
4 day weekend-
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Watch the entirety of s6 game of thrones Sunday (0)

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Re: brag about some stud thing thread
« Reply #889 on: March 25, 2019, 10:49:57 AM »
should have included your trip to the shack on thurs


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Re: brag about some stud thing thread
« Reply #890 on: March 25, 2019, 11:18:23 AM »
Double cheeseburger from the shack Thursday is now added
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Re: brag about some stud thing thread
« Reply #891 on: March 26, 2019, 07:39:33 PM »
That’s a pretty good month for some people, well done.

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Re: brag about some stud thing thread
« Reply #892 on: March 26, 2019, 09:07:35 PM »
Happy birthday seven!
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Re: brag about some stud thing thread
« Reply #893 on: April 01, 2019, 07:19:25 PM »
punispouse and i both paid off all our student loans a couple months ago. i didnt realize until i had to bust in to those navients to do tax stuff

feels good tho!