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Re: The Cool Kids at Texas Tech
« Reply #100 on: September 26, 2013, 09:11:08 AM »
Because cliffs and the first part of his name are homonyms, right?  So its funny!  Amirite?

No, you're not rite.  They're not homonyms.  They are heterographs and homophones.   

Is there anything you don't know a bunch about?

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Re: The Cool Kids at Texas Tech
« Reply #101 on: September 26, 2013, 09:17:59 AM »
Because cliffs and the first part of his name are homonyms, right?  So its funny!  Amirite?

No, you're not rite.  They're not homonyms.  They are heterographs and homophones.   

Is there anything you don't know a bunch about?

I think he doesn't know anything about grand theft auto or something

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Re: The Cool Kids at Texas Tech
« Reply #102 on: September 26, 2013, 09:23:08 AM »
Because cliffs and the first part of his name are homonyms, right?  So its funny!  Amirite?

No, you're not rite.  They're not homonyms.  They are heterographs and homophones.   

Is there anything you don't know a bunch about?

I think he doesn't know anything about grand theft auto or something

Music and cooking are bbs relevant ones.  So much tho. 
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Re: The Cool Kids at Texas Tech
« Reply #103 on: September 26, 2013, 10:41:09 AM »
Because cliffs and the first part of his name are homonyms, right?  So its funny!  Amirite?

No, you're not rite.  They're not homonyms.  They are heterographs and homophones.   

Is there anything you don't know a bunch about?

I think he doesn't know anything about grand theft auto or something

Music and cooking are bbs relevant ones.  So much tho.
Thanks for clearing that up, breads!

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Re: The Cool Kids at Texas Tech
« Reply #104 on: September 26, 2013, 01:21:31 PM »
Melton would be just an awesome coach
Absolutely.  :bill:   <-- cept with Melton's face, a purple stretchy crew neck, sunglasses, etc.

Maybe we can get him on a 5 year plan or something. Lets get him a Jr. High/Sr. High gig stat, move him into a Junior college role in 2 years, D2 in 3 years, D1 assistant in 4 years, takes over the Cats shortly after.

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Re: The Cool Kids at Texas Tech
« Reply #105 on: September 26, 2013, 01:31:43 PM »
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End point: By year two....I want Kliff on a cover of national magazine. I want him invited to bigger events in LA and NYC. Oscars, Grammys, ect. Everytime he is seen in an unconventional setting....TTU get free advertising. We need this to level the playing field with TEXAS. Also, we can turn the tables on TEXAS. its old, tired, its the Nike to your kids generation.


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Re: The Cool Kids at Texas Tech
« Reply #106 on: September 26, 2013, 01:42:43 PM »
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End point: By year two....I want Kliff on a cover of national magazine. I want him invited to bigger events in LA and NYC. Oscars, Grammys, ect. Everytime he is seen in an unconventional setting....TTU get free advertising. We need this to level the playing field with TEXAS. Also, we can turn the tables on TEXAS. its old, tired, its the Nike to your kids generation.


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He should crash Presidential gatherings like that one couple.

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Re: The Cool Kids at Texas Tech
« Reply #107 on: September 26, 2013, 01:46:50 PM »
He should go on MTV Challenge

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Re: The Cool Kids at Texas Tech
« Reply #108 on: September 26, 2013, 04:29:59 PM »
needs to date a porn star, imo

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Re: The Cool Kids at Texas Tech
« Reply #109 on: September 26, 2013, 04:32:42 PM »
needs to date a porn star, imo

Or leak a sex tape.  I have been thinking about doing that. 

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Re: The Cool Kids at Texas Tech
« Reply #111 on: October 17, 2013, 09:39:09 AM »
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Re: The Cool Kids at Texas Tech
« Reply #112 on: October 17, 2013, 11:30:21 AM »
Should we just steal him?
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Re: The Cool Kids at Texas Tech
« Reply #113 on: October 17, 2013, 11:52:07 AM »
needs to date a porn star, imo
How about Jessica Simpson in her prime?

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Re: The Cool Kids at Texas Tech
« Reply #114 on: October 17, 2013, 12:06:30 PM »
needs to date a porn star, imo
How about Jessica Simpson in her prime?



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Re: The Cool Kids at Texas Tech
« Reply #115 on: October 17, 2013, 12:06:50 PM »
needs to date a porn star, imo
How about Jessica Simpson in her prime?



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Re: The Cool Kids at Texas Tech
« Reply #116 on: October 17, 2013, 12:49:37 PM »
kliff was pulling off the frat tuck in a serious way back then.


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Re: The Cool Kids at Texas Tech
« Reply #117 on: October 17, 2013, 01:09:33 PM »
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Wow, it may actually be a good thin I can't make it to Morgantown this weekend. My head may explode if I saw him up close.

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Re: The Cool Kids at Texas Tech
« Reply #118 on: October 17, 2013, 01:47:46 PM »
She draped herself in velvet

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Re: The Cool Kids at Texas Tech
« Reply #119 on: October 17, 2013, 02:18:50 PM »
Is there like anything Kingsbury couldn't get if he wanted?
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Re: The Cool Kids at Texas Tech
« Reply #120 on: October 17, 2013, 02:19:47 PM »
Is there like anything Kingsbury couldn't get if he wanted?
My wife's virginity?  :dunno:

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Re: The Cool Kids at Texas Tech
« Reply #121 on: October 17, 2013, 02:59:24 PM »
Is there like anything Kingsbury couldn't get if he wanted?
My wife's virginity?  :dunno:

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Re: The Cool Kids at Texas Tech
« Reply #122 on: October 17, 2013, 10:22:38 PM »
Kliff is pretty and they get a lot of yards.

But Wallerstedt.

The bandwagon around here needs to start firing up.

I see our future.

We didn't get Patterson. It doesn't have to happen again.

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Re: The Cool Kids at Texas Tech
« Reply #123 on: October 18, 2013, 03:14:00 AM »
Is there like anything Kingsbury couldn't get if he wanted?
My wife's virginity?  :dunno:

Bad news MadCat....
Hyperbolic partisan duplicitous hypocrite

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Re: The Cool Kids at Texas Tech
« Reply #124 on: October 18, 2013, 09:06:16 AM »
Is there like anything Kingsbury couldn't get if he wanted?
My wife's virginity?  :dunno:

Bad news MadCat....

I can probably deal with it.  :lynchmob: